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doctorpk
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Group: Members Joined: 19th Sep, 2010 Topic: 25 Post: 591 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:11pm |
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 Free Urdu Jokes: Lets Share Jokes-II
This thread is continued from -- Yahoo Hasna Muskurana Health keliye Bahut Zaroori hai Lets Share Jokes Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata. Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon? Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko? Patien: Kiya kabse hora ! More latest jokes coming soon..... ******* ******** ******** Bhimji Sardar A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night. Why??? Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:18pm |
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joks Interviewr to sardar g:Tell me opposite of good?
sardar g : Bad
Interviewr: com
sardar g: go
Interviewr: ugly
sardar g: pichlli
Interviewr: UGLY
sardar g: pichlli
Interviewr: shut up
sardar g: keep talking
Interviewr: get out
sardar g: come in
Interviewr: oh my God
sardar g: oh my devil
Interviewr: u r rejected
sardar g: i m selected BALLE BALLE
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:19pm |
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He He He He Aik Sardar bohat dair se apne marriage certificate ko daikh raha tha .
Begum boli : Tussi inni dair se kya daikh rahay ho ??
Sardar bola .... Expiry date daikh raha hoon ... Mil hi nahin rahi |
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:23pm |
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Joks SHADI SE PEHLE:Larka "Darling"
tum nahi to main nahi
aur main nahi to tum nahi"
SHADI K BAAD:Larka "Kameeniyeee,
aj yaa tu nai ya main nai.....
hahahaha hohohohooo hihiihihiihihihhi |
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:28pm |
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Joks What do u call a woman in heaven??? ...............
An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven??? .........................
A host of Angels And all woman in heaven??? ..............................
PEACE ON EARTH |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:29pm |
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 heheeh
verry funny nelish especially(interviewr & sardar) |
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:33pm |
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hahahahahaha When i open my eyes every moring i pray to good that everyone shold have a friend like you...............
why should only i suffer...................
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:36pm |
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ha ha ha ha ha Dil klarta hai zameen say aik pathar uthaon..................
uss par likhon........I LOVE YOUUU..................
phir woh zoor say aap ke sar par de maroon..............
tab aap ko pata chale ke...............
how much I LOVE YOUUUU
ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:44pm |
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joke Subah uth k 2 kam kia karo
1st,,
ALLAH ka shukar ada karo k tum zinda ho
2nd
Life BOY say nihaya karo taki dosry b zinda rehsaky
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:47pm |
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hahahhahah ......................... |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:10th May 2008, 8:48am |
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New Courses MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies
CA: carear in alqaeeda
MSc: Master suicide course
IT: institute of terrorism
MBA: member of blasting agency |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:10th May 2008, 8:49am |
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New Courses MBBS: master in bomb blasting strategies
CA: carear in alqaeeda
MSc: Master suicide course
IT: institute of terrorism
MBA: member of blasting agency |
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:10th May 2008, 5:09pm |
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 Wife & Hasband
Wife:agar main mar jaon to tum kia karo ge...............
Hasband:Shayad main bhi mar jaon ga..........
Wife: kion???
Hasband:kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janlewa hoti hai
heheheheheheeh |
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Red Chilli
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 4962 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2008, 12:29am |
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haahahahhahahha ..................
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2008, 2:07am |
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Santa k ghar baiti santa ke ghar bati paida hooi.........................
tu banta: bolo abe ye barii hogee tu larkey isay chairengay..................
santa: nahi cherengay.............................
banta: wo kaisee...........
santa: main is ka naam didi rakhoonga........................ |
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Sooth
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Jul, 2007 Topic: 303 Post: 1937 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2008, 7:05am |
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 sardarji as a costumer care officer
sardarji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki job mil gayi
Caller: sim block ho gayi hai
Sardar: phenk issay aur Warid ki nayi sim daal le
apna khayal rakhiye ga
Ufone call karne ka shukria:-) |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2008, 9:03am |
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abba ... joke son: abba, idhe aa jaa
father: beta aise nahi bulatey....izzat se bulatey hain...
son: abba chal izzat se idher aa jaa |
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Red Chilli
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 4962 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2008, 9:49am |
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hahahahhah kitna aqalmand tha santa...... main is ka naam didi rakhoonga.
hahahhaha
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pinky7861
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Group: Members Joined: 06th Oct, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 1348 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2008, 1:52pm |
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hahaa TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
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LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. |
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pinky7861
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Group: Members Joined: 06th Oct, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 1348 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2008, 1:53pm |
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more TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America
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CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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