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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:36pm |
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- Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain,,,,,,,,
hahahahahhaaa |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:40pm |
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Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main.. |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:41pm |
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joke Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye Imran hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain,,,, |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:42pm |
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joke Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se
Husband bola:“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti///............... |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:43pm |
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 no responce
yar koi hai b ki nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:48pm |
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ok yar ok yar koi reply hi nahi kar raha so bye byeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:14th May 2008, 7:48pm |
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Robbery A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank...
Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me
rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "YES!"
The robber raises his gun, points to his head and BANG!!!!!... shoots him in the head and kills him!
He then moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "DID ... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK?"
The man calmly responds, "No ... But My Wife Did!" |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2008, 6:51am |
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Dozakh mein PCO k call rates:
UK. Rs.85/min..
USA. Rs.90/min,
INDIA. Rs.60/min, &
PAK. Rs.5/per hr.
Waja puchi to PCO wale ne btaya k Dozah c Pakistan local parta ha.. .. |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2008, 7:11am |
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joke A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car.When d car arrived n stopped she said: "Oops sorry! Main samjhi taxi hay". Driver replied: "Ma b yehi samjha tha |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2008, 7:28am |
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pakistani team New pakistan team for worldcup 2011
COach : wasim chakram
team:
bekar younus
rashid takleef
Shahid afriki
Inzamam full duck
Shoaib kambakhter
MOhammad yousuf :)
umer bull
kamran khatmal
kana naveedul hasan
Mehman butt
Extras
baiman farhat
danish maleria |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2008, 7:36am |
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joke Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2008, 7:41am |
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Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai
lakin
Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain.. |
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2008, 7:42am |
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joke agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,ALTAF HUSSAIN &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:16th May 2008, 7:11am |
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heheheheh seemi ur joke was very gud...
aur khyali tumhar ye last joke...ship wala...bohat mazey ka hai
gud job guyssssssss
keep it up ;-p |
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:17th May 2008, 7:24am |
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Adult joke..... Girl to salesman: Brazier dikhhao
Salesman: 36 Chalega..
Girl: Nahi chhota size dikhhao
Salesman: 32
Girl: aur chhota
Salesman: 26
Girl: Nahi na aur chhota
Salesman: 20
Girl: Uff ho iss se bhi chhota
Salesman Ghussey se: Behn G SANIPLAST laga lo, dana nikla hoga.... |
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:17th May 2008, 7:29am |
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21st centyry Bride
A newlywed girl was being welcomed at the husband's
home in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as
follows:
"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming
me in my new home and family",
she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want
to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all
to change your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the
patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to control your son!
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:17th May 2008, 8:29am |
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seemi and bhoimji wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
greattttttt
lolssssssssssssssssss
seemi what a joke hehehehhehe |
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:17th May 2008, 8:01pm |
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zeb bhai Thanks for liking it.
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Shararti
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Group: Members Joined: 14th May, 2008 Topic: 9 Post: 145 Age:
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| Posted on:17th May 2008, 8:56pm |
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ghalib
Galib ek din bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar su-su karte pakda gaya or bola:
'tere pyar me yu dukhi hai galib,
ke ansu bhi niklte hai raste badal badal kar'! |
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Shararti
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Group: Members Joined: 14th May, 2008 Topic: 9 Post: 145 Age:
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| Posted on:17th May 2008, 8:56pm |
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sardar
Lata's Patriotic song sung by a Sardar ! Aye mere VATAN de logon, zara ankh vich bhar lo PANI, joh shaheed hue hain onna di, tussi ghar le aayo JANANI |
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