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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? -noscript--noscript-
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Sooth

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Posted on:12th May 2008, 10:30pm

nice joke

hahaha

nelish

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Posted on:12th May 2008, 11:28pm

hahhahahah

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doctorji

Group: Experts Joined: 21st Apr, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 540 Age: 39

Posted on:12th May 2008, 11:40pm

aik mareez, kuch mreez idher bhi hain aisay

aik mareez ko buhat si beemariyan thi, magar koi doctor uss ke mutabiq itna qabil nahi tha ke uss ka ilaj kar pata. goya saare doctor nikamme the. woh kabhi issdoctor ke paas aata, kabhi doctorsaheb ke paas, kabhi doctordoctor ke paas to kabhi professordoctor ke paas.

khair aik din woh doctorji ke paas ata hai. doctorji akhirkaar uss ko aik nuskha likh kar dete hain. woh mareez uchalta hua pharmacy ki dukan me jakar niskha paish kar deta hai.

pharmacy wala usse kehta hai keh janab idher koi medicine nahi likhi hui. woh saheb jhatt se parchi lekar parhne lagg jate hain, uss par likha hota hai
"medicine ki kitaben parhna band karo, tumhen koi beemari nahi"

nelish

Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age: 25

Posted on:12th May 2008, 11:41pm

doctorji

very good.............

hahhahaahhh............

Seemi

Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age: 28

Posted on:13th May 2008, 12:44am

great

:) nice one

Bhimji

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Posted on:13th May 2008, 7:12am

Customer Complaints

Aik aadmi train main safar kar raha tha aur oos k saath 15 bachey bhi thay k aik aurat ne poochha kia yeh sab aap k bachey hain?
Aadmi bola nahi, main condom bananey wali factory main kaam karta hoon aur yeh sab Customers ki complaints hain.....

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:13th May 2008, 7:15am

joke

Mohsin Jamil say..Aj hamari murgi nay anda diya,,
Jamil,,ye kon si bari baat hai,,
Mohsin,,ager ye bari baat nahi tu tum dy kar dikhayo..

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:13th May 2008, 7:30am

joke

ek admi jangal say ghuzar raha tha ki aachanak samany say ek sher agiya

SHER ADMI say,,aj may tumhara khooon pi jayon ga,,

ADMI,,,mera khoon thunda hai pechy ek shaks araha hai tum us ka khoon pina,us ka khoon gharam hai,,,

SHER,,nai aj mera dil COLD DRINKS piny ko charaha hai,

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:13th May 2008, 7:33am

joke

Ek FaKHIR( begham sahiba say),,ap k pas bhukhy k liye khana hai,,

BEGHAM SAHIBA,,ha hai lakin wo bhukha abi office say nahi aya,

zeb

Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33

Posted on:13th May 2008, 9:39am

lolsssssssss

sub k bohat achey jokes hain

but i like teh jokes of doctorji and bhimji....wo ziada mazey k hain...

hehehhehe

Seemi

Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age: 28

Posted on:13th May 2008, 9:38pm

Sardar Rocks

Santa Singh and the Lawyer!!
Santa and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from

Patiyala to New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a

fun game. Santa, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely

declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The

lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of

fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the

answer, you pay me fifty rupees, and vice versa." Again, Santa

declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the

answer, you pay me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the answer, I will

pay you Rs. 5000." This catches Santa's attention and, figuring

there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The

lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth

to the moon?" Santa doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse,

pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says

the lawyer, "your turn." Santa asks, "What goes up a hill with

three legs and comes back with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled,

takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ...

no answer.

He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet

and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-

mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an

hour, he wakes Santa and hands him Rs. 5000. Santa thanks him and

turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a

little miffed, stirs Santa and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, Santa reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer Rs.

50, and goes back to sleep. And you thought Sardars were dumb.

Red Chilli

Group: Members Joined: 20th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 4962 Age:

Posted on:14th May 2008, 5:23am

hahahhahahha

itnme mazedar mazedaar joke pahr ke main sone ke liye ja rehi hoon...lol

zeb

Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age: 33

Posted on:14th May 2008, 6:40am

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hehehehhe lolsssssssss

baki sub members bi participate keryen yahan

to hamen bohat khushi ho gi

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:14th May 2008, 10:42am

joke

Murdam shumari k inspector nay perashan ho kar kaha...........

MUHTARAMA,ye baat meri samaj may nahi aye ki ap ka ek Bacha 2 mah ka hai or dosra 4 mah ka or phir ap ye kehti hai ki ap k sohar 5 sal huwe intiqal kr gaye,,,,,,,,

AURAT nay jawab diya,,ha magar may tu zinda houn,,,,,,,

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:04pm

joke

Breaking News,,,,,,,,Tamam Hazrat say guzarish hai ki apni AURTOUN or BACHOUN ko ajkal T.V say dhoor rakhian kiyon ki MUSHRAFE kisi b waqt vardi utar sakty hai,,,,,,,

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:10pm

joke

Dil ka dard dil torrne waly kia jaany,,

Phayre ki riwajoun ko jamany waly kia jaany,,,,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larki ko patany main,,

Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka BAAP kia jaany,,,

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:16pm

joke

Three ants find an elephant asleep

one says,,''We will kill Him'''

other one says,,''We will break his legs''

3rd one says,,choro yar bechara akela hai or hum Teen,;;

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:26pm

joke

BOY,, chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalty hai,,

GIRL,,tum aisi waisi herkat tu nahi karo gay???????

BOY,,bilkul nahi

GIRL,, tu phir jany ka ki faida,,,,

khayali

Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age: 26

Posted on:14th May 2008, 11:34pm

joke

A girl ask 2 moulvi;can i kiss a man?

Moulvi says,,astaghifirrullah astaghfirrullah!

GIRL,,can i kiss a boy?

Moulvi,,laahulwaala quwataa...

GIRL,,,can i kiss u?

Moulvi.,Bismillahh bismillahh

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aik mareez, kuch mreez idher bhi hain aisay

doctorji

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