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saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2214  Age:  36  
Posted on:9th Jul 2008, 7:52am
 

zeb bhai

r u there ?
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:9th Jul 2008, 7:59am
 

saima

yes ap ne bilkul sahi bat ki hai

anyways ap ki marzi

ap nahi chahtin to hum is barey mein discuss nahi kertey...

ok :-)

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:11th Jul 2008, 6:40am
 

jokes

hey membersssssssss

ye kiaaaaaaa

sub ghayeb hi ho gaye hain achanak se

participate here guysssssssss

Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3817  Age:  28  
Posted on:11th Jul 2008, 1:44pm
 

High Demand Dress

I was in a department store dressing room when I overheard a
woman in the next booth make disparaging remarks about the
clothes she was trying on. Finally, an attendant knocked on
her door and asked if there was a specific color or style
she could get for her.

"I need a dress for my class reunion," the woman answered.
"I don't care what color or style, as long as it makes me
look twenty pounds lighter and ten years younger."

From another dressing room I heard a woman call out,
"Make that two."
Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3817  Age:  28  
Posted on:11th Jul 2008, 2:28pm
 

Becharay Boys :)

Boy goes to his Dad’s friend home late night. Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room.

Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and goes to sleep in TV lounge.

Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl there.

He asked: Who are you?

Girl: I am Baby and you?

Boy: Main, Pagal Ka Puttar
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:12th Jul 2008, 7:10am
 

joke

wife: suniyeeee, aj ap mujhey kisi mehngi jaga ley ker chaliye ga...

husband: chalo phr tayar ho jao, Petrol Pumy chaltay hain ;-p

Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3817  Age:  28  
Posted on:12th Jul 2008, 7:43am
 

waah waah

zeb bhai, zabardast...
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:12th Jul 2008, 8:04am
 

seemi

thanx :-)
ch Babar Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2007  Topic: 32  Post: 1873  Age:  40  
Posted on:12th Jul 2008, 8:05am
 

kid

teacher ne kid se poocha : batao Billi eik sath 6 bache kaise jan de leti hae

Kid: miss aap billi ki tarah roads pe ghoomain, aap ko pata chal jaye ga

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:12th Jul 2008, 8:10am
 

babar

hehehhehehehhe

lolsssssssssssss

wahhhhhhh

aj kal bachay bhi baray shaitan hain ;-p

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:12am
 

joke

girl: meri ammi bhi ap ko bohat pasand kerti hain

sardar:

sharmatay huye.......

 

per chahay jo bhi ho jaye

main shadi sirf tum se hi kerun ga ;-p

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:19am
 

zeb

very nice:)
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:20am
 

maryam

thankx
saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2214  Age:  36  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:21am
 

joke

aik admi appney ghar ki dewar par stool par chad kar paint kar raha tha

wife:aji suntey haien maien ney kaha app brush ko mazboti sey pakad lijiea

maien stool ley kar ja rahi hoon

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:22am
 

saim g

bohat maze ka hae:)
saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2214  Age:  36  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:22am
 

joke

porey city key chohey chuptey phir rahey thay

ail admi ney aik chohey sey poch key tum log ku chup rahey ho

choha:shar maien 1 billi qatal ho gaiee hey police waley hum par shak kar rahey haien

saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2214  Age:  36  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:25am
 

joke

aik kanjos husband appni wife sey:begum ajj hum khana bahir khaien gey

wife:such

husband:han bhai iss may herani ki kiya bat hey?

wife:hum kisi resturant chlien?

husband:rey nahi bhai resturant nahi mera matlab tha bhir sahan maien

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:30am
 

jokes

hehehehehhe

wah bhai wah saimaaaaaaa

bohat mazey k jokes hain :-)

goodman Group: Members  Joined: 11th Oct, 2007  Topic: 62  Post: 7609  Age:  33  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:32am
 

ok

wa jee wa saima jee kiya baat ha app keeeee.....aur sunaoo sab theek chal raha ha..
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:15th Jul 2008, 7:37am
 

goodman

main to aap k liye talashe gumshuda ka thread start karne lagi thi acha hae aap khud hi wapis agaye:)
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