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jtm
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 311 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Oct 2008, 12:47pm |
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 Urdu Jokes
Ek
Shopping Mall ne naya Gujarati Salesman hire kiya. Sale barhne
lagi...din
dugni, raat chauguni.
Boss
ne socha is larke se milna chahyea. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha
larka ek
customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha.
Woh door
khara ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne laga. Larke
ne
fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne
rupaye,
larka bola Rs.800/-.
Yeh
kahkar larke ne customer ke Shoes dekhe aur bola, itne Mehange
shoes
pahankar fishing karne jayenge?
ek Sport
shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid
liye.
Ab larke
ne kaha Dariya kinare dhoop mein baithna parega, ek cap bhi
kharid
lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi
kharid
li. Ab larke ne kaha, machli pakarne mein bahut intezar karna
parega,
kuch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye,
customer
ne woh bhi khari d liye. Larka bola machli pakrenge to rakhenge
kahan ?
Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye,
customer
ne woh bhi kharid li.
Ab total
bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.
Boss
bahut khush hua. Usne larke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke
salesman
ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa...
aur
tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.
Larka
bola...'Sir, woh aadmi to 'Stayfree' napkin kharidane ayaa tha
apni
biwi ke liye, meine kaha, char din tu ghar par
kya
karega, 'Jaa Machli Pakar'
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Oct 2008, 3:03pm |
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 Jtm uncle
wah kia sale ki......heheheh
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Oct 2008, 5:22pm |
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 jtm bhai
hahaha parh kar waqai hi bohat maza aya:) |
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~~HITMAN~~
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Group: Members Joined: 09th May, 2011 Topic: 122 Post: 4259 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Oct 2008, 5:29pm |
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Nice Is funny Jtm.......
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jtm
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 311 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Oct 2008, 6:08am |
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thanks yaaroun yeahi zindagi hey mushkil dino mein bhi fuu kye liye time niklna
aur aap ki taraf sey bhi hojaye kuch |
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Oct 2008, 6:09am |
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wow Jtm bhai mazey ki kahani thi. Lateefa tou nahin lagta yeh....(lols) |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Oct 2008, 6:13am |
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jtm hehehehheheheh
wowwwwwwwww
very very funnyyyyy
very gud
aur bhi sunayen kuchhhh |
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jtm
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 311 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Oct 2008, 6:02pm |
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new
Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
'What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
'Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively,
'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies,
'Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks: 'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers,
'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy,
'Then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:
'Those are for the married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc.
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jtm
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 311 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Oct 2008, 7:33am |
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hi hi to all |
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cosmo
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Apr, 2007 Topic: 23 Post: 272 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Nov 2008, 1:33pm |
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Tusi kidre tur gay? A mother and son at funeral in Amritsar.
She was crying:
Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe diva na batti,
Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe manji na piri,
Ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe aata na roti.
The boy asked his mother; Amma kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya??? |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 2:10am |
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6 larkiyaan aayein gi Pundit: Tumhare Jeevan Mai 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy: Wow, Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit: Zyada Khush Honey Ki Baat Nahi Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 2:11am |
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Bap re Bap Sine M Dil,
Dil M Dard,
Dard M Yaqin,
Yaqin M Khyal,
Khayal M Khwab,
Khuwab M Tasvir
Tasvir M Sirf Ap!
Itna Darawna Khuwab?
Bap Re Bap..
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 2:11am |
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Talak lene k lie..... 1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kya
Shart Zaruri Hoti Hai ?
Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye App Ko Shadi Shuda Hona Zorori
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 2:13am |
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santa & banta... Santa: Agar me bus pe chadu ya bas mujh pe chade dono baat me kya farak he..?
Banta:Koi farak nahi, dono baar ticket teri hi kategi!!
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 2:17am |
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Shadi Shuda hai...? Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya
SHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda hai
S:is tufani barish me,meri ma muje piza lene bhajege
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 2:42am |
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Patha: Qanon nahi torta
Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 2:45am |
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Gaon mein clinic khol lon
Aik doctor apne dost se:
“yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:”tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p”
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Nov 2008, 9:38am |
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s4u hehehhehehe
sub jokes bht achey hain ;-p |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Nov 2008, 8:49am |
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joke Girls speaks to boy: BHAI JAAN PLZ RASTAA DO...
boy: TUM LARKIYAN ITNA CONFUSE KION KERTI HO...
YA TO BHAI BOLO...
YA JAAN BOLO!!!!
;-P |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Nov 2008, 3:27pm |
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Zeb (bhai) jan heheheh
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