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azzi Group: Members  Joined: 15th Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 288  Age:  43  
Posted on:27th Dec 2008, 7:10pm
 

Husband & Wife

Wife:main bazar ja rahi hoon..mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!!!
Husband(ghusay se):tuhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!!!
Wife:app se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!!!

khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:28th Dec 2008, 4:50pm
 

joke

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:28th Dec 2008, 4:51pm
 

joke

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)
khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:28th Dec 2008, 4:53pm
 

Bus or Larki

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain
khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:28th Dec 2008, 5:00pm
 

Gadha

God has given many qualities to you,

Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,

And many more……this is call as

“"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan""
sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:28th Dec 2008, 5:13pm
 

khalai

yaar nice jokes yaar

keep it up

sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:28th Dec 2008, 5:29pm
 

sms joke

aap ki medical report aa gaie hai dekh le

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ghabrane ki koi baat nahi, aap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain

ek aap ko call karne nahi deta aur doosra sms

azzi Group: Members  Joined: 15th Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 288  Age:  43  
Posted on:28th Dec 2008, 6:20pm
 

Joke

Sardar said to doctor:Pooray jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagata hoon to bahot dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 12:53am
 

nice jokes.....

hehehe
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 12:55am
 

Chum Cham Cham. . . .

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 12:59am
 

My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 6:26am
 

heheheh

hehehehhehe
snowyrose Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jan, 2009  Topic: 5  Post: 133  Age:  24  
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 11:12pm
 

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 11:57pm
 

snowrosy

yeh aap ki heart beat chal rahi hae?:)

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:25th Jan 2009, 12:33am
 

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qit01010 Group: Members  Joined: 01st Mar, 2009  Topic: 0  Post: 6  Age:  42  
Posted on:1st Mar 2009, 7:22pm
 

WAFADAR

 

BARA WAFADAR HUSBAND THA :)

qit01010 Group: Members  Joined: 01st Mar, 2009  Topic: 0  Post: 6  Age:  42  
Posted on:1st Mar 2009, 7:26pm
 

nice joke

very nice joke

 

 

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