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saahilbhai Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2007  Topic: 17  Post: 971  Age:  29  
Posted on:18th Dec 2008, 10:34am
 

shari

ARz hai

woh mujhe hamesha ek hi baat kehta tha Faraaz.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"TIGER KHAO KUCH BAN K DIKHAO"

saahilbhai Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2007  Topic: 17  Post: 971  Age:  29  
Posted on:18th Dec 2008, 10:37am
 

once more

Na jaane woh hum se kiya chupati hai

kuch hai us k honton pe magar sharmaati hai

jab hum ne mun khulwaayaa us kaa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pata chal kambakht NASWAAr lagaati hai.

 

hahahah

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:19th Dec 2008, 8:13pm
 

Unsey kehdo.......

Unsay kehdo mujhe pagal na kahy faraz
Ami kehti hain jo kehta hai wohi hota hai.
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:20th Dec 2008, 8:00am
 

gud

very nice saahil ;-p
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:22nd Dec 2008, 5:28am
 

Breaking News

Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .


he he he he he he
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:22nd Dec 2008, 5:45am
 

Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:22nd Dec 2008, 5:46am
 

1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
?
?
?
?
1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:22nd Dec 2008, 5:50am
 

Tu to ghar ja

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
aburehanba Group: Members  Joined: 15th Dec, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 42  Age:  39  
Posted on:22nd Dec 2008, 6:09am
 

s4u thanks

75 saal ke aurat na newspaper ma ishtihar dia 'zorort-e-rishta' . 10 din k baad us k ghar ek letter aya .Amma is umar ma 'Rishte nahi Farishte'ate hain.
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:22nd Dec 2008, 7:24am
 

aburehanba

hehehehhehehe

hehehehhe

very very funny yar

gud

aur bhi send kero

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:23rd Dec 2008, 9:33am
 

jokes

aur sunaooooo ;-p
Samina. S Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Dec, 2008  Topic: 2  Post: 43  Age:  30  
Posted on:24th Dec 2008, 6:44pm
 

Rong number

1 man apne gar main forgien se call karta hay, os k nokar ne phone uthaya aur poochha,

Man;- madam kahan hain?

Nokar:- wo to room main apne husband k sath so rahi hain,

Man:- os ka husband to main hoon, tum shareef insan ho, jao esa karo dono ko goli mar do,    (nokar ne dono ko goli mar di aur poochha)

Nokar:- sahib jii ab kya karon?

Man:- dono bahir swimming pole main phank do.

Nokar:- haara gar to 5 marla ka hay, es main swimming pole nahi hay.

Man:- Kya kaha nahi hay,,

Sorry phir rong number ho ga.

 

sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:24th Dec 2008, 7:18pm
 

hahahaha

very nice joke

Samina. S Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Dec, 2008  Topic: 2  Post: 43  Age:  30  
Posted on:24th Dec 2008, 9:38pm
 

Sunny bhae

thanks alot
Sami144 Group: Members  Joined: 10th Jun, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 546  Age:  38  
Posted on:24th Dec 2008, 9:45pm
 

Samina S

Rong Number,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

hahahahahahaahahahahhaa

hahahahaaaaaaaaaahhaa,,,        maze ka latifa hay..

Tariq_abc Group: Members  Joined: 20th Sep, 2008  Topic: 22  Post: 1094  Age:  31  
Posted on:25th Dec 2008, 11:52pm
 

gustakh

childrens in back seats of vahicle cause accidents

and accidents in back seats cause childrens.

childrens nahi children hota he ......children plural hi he aur is singular he child....ab yeh mat kahna kah typping mistak he.....haha

Panga dil mera nanga....haha

khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:26th Dec 2008, 4:51pm
 

joke

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf
Tariq_abc Group: Members  Joined: 20th Sep, 2008  Topic: 22  Post: 1094  Age:  31  
Posted on:26th Dec 2008, 11:29pm
 

khayali

mere khayal se yeh achi baat nahi .....jise tum joke bana ker kah rahe ho tareeqa acha nahi he.......
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:27th Dec 2008, 6:22pm
 

What is meant by

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:27th Dec 2008, 6:25pm
 

Pane dene se pehle Boil....

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

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