hahaha

joke

zeb k joke se ek joke yaad aa gaia

ek buzarg khatoon apne bete ko doctoer k paas le gaie, aur kaha k mera beta motor sycle se gir gaia hai

doctor: i dont know urdu, plz talk in english

khatoon: my londa, gironda from Honda

sunny

SUNNY BHAI

AHAHAHAHHA..

KIA ENGLISH HAI ...

joke

ek bona suhag rat waley din apne room mein gya aur apni dulhan se bola

"chal ghori bun"

dulhan boli: ay ji ap ko itni jaldi hai kia ;-p

bona bola: " abay jaldi ker main ne door ki kundi lagani hai"

ehhehe

zeb

hehehehehe

very nice

joke

ek meon per jin char gya

3-4 din bad jin khud ek aalim k pas gya aur bola:

"aalim se plzzzzzzzz mujhey jaldi se bahar nikalo, main to bhooka hi mar jaun gaaa"

miyaaN-biwi

shauher biwi ki taraf isharah kartay howay... Allah ta'aala say shikwah karta hai...

Ya Allah rozana hazarouN log tujh ko piyaray hojatay haiN ... kia yeh tujhay piyaari nahi lagti ..... haaaaa haaa

zameer jaffery

meri biwi qabar maiN leTi hai kis han.gaam say

maiN bhi houN araam say, woh bhi hai araam say

myrizwi

hehehehhe

wese Allah maaf kerye ;-p

joke

ik pathan sohag raat men apni bewi ka ghonghat utha kar kehta he

" khucha tum itna khoob sorat he to tum hara bhai (brother) kitna khubsurat hoga"

sorry if any one hurt

reply to JTM

memon.

ek dafa ek arab ko khoon ki zaroorat pari to memon ne usko apna khoon dya to arab ne usko BMW car gift di...next time arab ko phr khoon ki zaroorat howi to memon ne phr khushi khushi se apna khoon dya to arab ne us ko till k ladoo gift me dye... to memon pareshan ho gya aur arab se kaha k phele BMW di aur ab till k ladoo wo kiun ?? to arab ne kaha k ab meri ragon (veins) me memon ka khoon dor rha hai...

Geography of woman (with excuse from all woman)

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

 Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there. 

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Some Thing About Girls

• If you treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"

• If you don't she says "kitna akarta hai"

• • If you dress nicely she says "mujhay impress karna chata hai"
    If you don't she says "tasteless hai yaar"
  • If you argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
    If you sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
  • If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her
    If she acts smarter she think its her right
  • If you don't love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"
    If you love her she says "peechay hi par gayaa hai"
  • If you don't give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho"
    If you give her a kiss she says" yaar woh lerkaa flirt ker raha hai"
  • If you don't tell her your problem she says" you are not honest to me"
    If you do tell to her she says "you are a problem child"
  • If you scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
    If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its becuz I care"
  • If you break a promise she says "she does not trust you any more"
    If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"
  • If you smoke she says "you are a bad guy"
    If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand"
  • If you do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
    If she gets good marks she says"" its my brain"
  • If you hurt her she says "you are cruel & don't care of my feelings"
    If she hurts you she replies "you r not understanding"
  • If you are late on date she says "you are just flirting me"
    If she is late on date she says "sorry janu , papa thay , samjha kero na"

  & they claim they arer not Hypocrites, Interesting na !!!

saas-bahu

jokes

shair arz hai

Pehli Baar Kisi chehre pe nigaah theri hai,
Uski Ankhein sagar se bhi ziyada gehri hain,
Thak gaya apne pyaar ka izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chal yaar woh to behri hai.

funny

Aik larki ne apni jeans utaar din or pathan se boli: "mujhe larki hone ka ehsaas delao.

Pathan ne bhi apni jeans utaar di aur bola: "Jao yeh dono jeans dho kar lao"

one more

modrator

please imm delete my above joke it is pasted here by mistake thank

please do it fast thanks