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zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 8:08am
 

SMS ZONE 3

SMS ka last thread close ho chuka hai ab us thread ko hum yahan continue kereyn gay

lets start by me:

SMS

a smile gives red colour to ur cheeks

white colour to ur teeth

pink colour to ur lips

silver colour to ur eyes

 

so keep smiling and enjoy the colours of life

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 2:03pm
 

SMS

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,

Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,

Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi.
M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 2:04pm
 

SMS

1 Hathi Romantic mood may,

1 chunti ko cherta hai.

chunti ghusay may,

Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo

warna mard hamary ghar me b hain ........
M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 2:05pm
 

SMS

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,

1 churail kabhi mere age

kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki......
M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 2:08pm
 

SMS

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa

robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga

Chatakh!

Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare

jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha

Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?

Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai

MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..

Chatakh…!!!:-)
M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 2:09pm
 

SMS

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

saudi_butt Group: Members  Joined: 13th Nov, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 14  Age:  35  
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 7:56pm
 

aasra

   

 

 main dewar-e-khastagi hon mujhe haath mat laga.

   kahein gir na jaon mujhe aasra na de

saudi_butt Group: Members  Joined: 13th Nov, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 14  Age:  35  
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 8:01pm
 

ulfat

   

             ulfat na choorhon ga chahe zamana badal jae.

             rahon ga tum se wabasta chahe dam niql jae.

 

Firdaus Group: Members  Joined: 27th Sep, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 42  Age:  29  
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 8:33pm
 

saudi but

main dewar-e-khastagi hon mujhe haath mat laga.

   kahein gir na jaon mujhe aasra na de

i like , do u have more poetry ?

Firdaus Group: Members  Joined: 27th Sep, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 42  Age:  29  
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 8:41pm
 

saudi but

main dewar-e-khastagi hon mujhe haath mat laga.

   kahein gir na jaon mujhe aasra na de

i like , do u have more poetry ?

Firdaus Group: Members  Joined: 27th Sep, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 42  Age:  29  
Posted on:19th Nov 2008, 8:42pm
 

asif

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,

1 churail kabhi mere age

kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki......
..............................................

to wife churhail hoti hain ?

goodman Group: Members  Joined: 11th Oct, 2007  Topic: 62  Post: 7602  Age:  33  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 4:06am
 

ha jee firduas

ha wife churail he hoti ha..........aur jab chamar jain too pher bari laias dar hoti ha ha uttrti hee nahi sari zendagi...............hahahahaha
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 7:53am
 

sms

bht achey sms bhejey hain sub ne

plz aur log bhi share keryen

saahilbhai Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2007  Topic: 17  Post: 971  Age:  29  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 11:38pm
 

sms

Mere dost tanhai mein na waqt bitaya karo

kabhi kabhi mehfilon mein bhi aaya karo

kya hua jo toot gaye hain samne k 4 dant

phir bhi mun khol kar muskuraya karo....

saahilbhai Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2007  Topic: 17  Post: 971  Age:  29  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 11:39pm
 

one more

Jiski Eik Smile pe ho Duniya Fida

Jis se Dil na Hona Chahey Juda

Jiska Style hai Lajawab

Jiska SMS Bhi hota hai Gulaab

 

 

Woh app nai hum hain Janab...

saudi_butt Group: Members  Joined: 13th Nov, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 14  Age:  35  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 1:13pm
 

kagz

 

        giley kagz ki tra thahri zindgi apni.

         koi likhta b nahi jlata b nahi koi.

saudi_butt Group: Members  Joined: 13th Nov, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 14  Age:  35  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 1:22pm
 

hoosh

 

             main tari mast niga hi ka barm rakh lon ga.

           hoosh aeya b to kah don ga mujhe hoosh nahi.

saudi_butt Group: Members  Joined: 13th Nov, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 14  Age:  35  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 7:42pm
 

zara si baat

 

             juda howe bohat se loog ak tum b sahi.

          is zara si baat pay kya zindgi haraam karin.

saudi_butt Group: Members  Joined: 13th Nov, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 14  Age:  35  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 8:00pm
 

gam-e-aashqi

    

              gam-e-aashqi se kah do dar-e-aam tak na puhenche.

              mujhe khuf hai ya tohmat mere naam tak na puheche.

              niqab-e-rukh uthha di saat qeid b lga di.

              uthhey har nazar lekin koi baam tak na puhenche.

              main nazar se pi raha tha to mere dil ne baduwa di.

              tera haath zindgi bar kabi jaam tak na puhenche.

              ya ada-e-be niazi tujhe bawafa mubarek.

              aesi b beruhi kya k salaam tak na puhnche.

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:21st Nov 2008, 10:26am
 

sms

ek din ek pathan ki apne baap se larai ho gae

us ne apne baap ki photo ja ker kabaristaan mein laga di aur neechay likh diya

"coming soon"

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