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uetian31 Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 1006  Age:  34  
Posted on:26th Feb 2009, 8:12pm
 

iam back now!!

aaaab sb ko...iam back..

@maryam baji...aap ne to hamara naam zinda rukha hay is forum pe... ...thanks aloooot....:)..iam back wid lods & lods of poetryy ...heheehh

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  34  
Posted on:27th Feb 2009, 9:15am
 

yar

koi aur sms kero
Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  32  
Posted on:28th Feb 2009, 5:04am
 

GooD MorniNg and have a nice day

See how beautifully Allah has added one more day in ur life, not necessarily bcoz U need it but bCoz Some one else might need U.

GooD MorniNg and have a nice day.

Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  32  
Posted on:7th Mar 2009, 6:53am
 

sms

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  31  
Posted on:7th Mar 2009, 7:13am
 

nice sms

uetian bhai :Welcome back aap k anay se poetry section ka khala poora hojayega:)

Bhimji sahib : aap ko itnay achay sms kon send karta hae kyun k aap khud to itnay achay creat karne se rahe:))

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 5:24pm
 

This time

Bijli gai, 1 baj gaya.
Bijli aai, 2 baj gaye.
Phir gai, 3 baj gaye,
Phir aai, 4 baj gaye.
Phir gai, 5 baj gaye.
Phir aai, 6 baj gaye.

This time check is brought to you by Wapda

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 5:25pm
 

K.E.S.C Mein Job Aaye Hai

K.E.S.C Mein Job Aaye Hai
Salary R:50,000
Kerni Hai To Reply Karo
Ziyada Mehnat Ka Kam Nahi Hai
Bus Bijli Ke Taron Per Geela Kapra Marna Hai.
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 5:26pm
 

Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number.. :(

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 5:33pm
 

HEHEHE!!!

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 5:34pm
 

Har larki per nazar

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 5:35pm
 

Girlfriend & Police

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 5:36pm
 

Our friendship

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
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I laugh again
M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:23pm
 

DON2009

Bohat khoob  ....

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:27pm
 

Sms

DAD : Paper kaisa hua ..??

SON : Sirf Q.1 reh gia , Q.2 aa nahin raha tha , Q.4 Kerna bhool gia , Q.5 Nazer nahin aya aur Q.6 Paper ki dosri side per tha .

DAD : Aur Q.3

SON : Sirf wohi ghalat hua hai ..

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:32pm
 

Sms

 

Her baar na kaha ker k tujhe choor denge hum ,

Na hum itne aam hain na teray bus ki baat hai .

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:35pm
 

Sms

 

Woh keh raha hai dil se mujhe bhula dega ,

Ajeeb shaks hai muhabbat ki itni kari saza dega ,

Jafa karun to ihsaas usay bhi hoga ,

Lekin wafa karun to konsa sila dega ...

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:48pm
 

Sms

Police Officer : Beta kia tumhare abu Al-Qaida mein hain ..??

Bacha : Uncle ! Mujhe abu ka to nahin pata per mein Noorani Qaide pe hon. 

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:51pm
 

Sms

 

Hume cigret peenay ki bohat adat thi ,

Tunay apni kasam dekar chura di ,

Behte the yaroon ki mehfil mein ,

Yaron ne teri kasam dekar pila di ...

 

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:53pm
 

Sms

 

Ab woh chako le ker meray peche lag gia hai ,

Jub se meinay kaha hai Dil cheer k dekh tera he naam hoga ...

 

 

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 794  Age:   
Posted on:30th Mar 2009, 11:58pm
 

Sms

Ik nurse ka ashiq usay bari hasrat se :

Kaash meray saath koi hadsa pesh ata to mein tumhare pass ata , Tum meri khidmat kerti aur mein jaldi theek ho jata ...

Nurse : Tumhe meray pass koi hadsa nahin balke mojza he la sakta hai , Kun k mein Delivery Ward mein hoti hon...

 

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