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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:31st Mar 2009, 12:03am |
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 Sms
GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..??
MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..??
GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..??
MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen ... |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:31st Mar 2009, 12:04am |
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Please Yaar aap logon k pass ager koi new sms atay hain to please yahan share kerdia keren paisay nahin lagte bilkul free hai ..... |
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Zaara
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Dec, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 95 Age:
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| Posted on:31st Mar 2009, 12:36am |
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asif 90 plz wala joke kafiacha hae:) |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:31st Mar 2009, 12:45am |
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Zaara Sister Haan jee bohat achaa hai ...
haha |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:31am |
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SMS Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhen 2 ankhen di hain
chawal se patthar nahin nikal sakti..?
WIFE:
ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant dia hain
2 , 4 patthar nahin chaba sakte..? |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:32am |
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SMS Commerce Professor asks the student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: “Father in law”.
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:33am |
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SMS Teacher :
KG class ke bachhe se , 1 se 10 tuk gino , mein aapko KISS karungi…..
BACCHA :
1 SE 100 tak ginu to kIa package hai.. |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:34am |
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SMS Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Lia To ..
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Her Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:38am |
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Sms
Kahan koi aisa milay jispe dil luta dete,
Her ik ne dhoka dia kis-kisko bhula dete,
Apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
Kerte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete ....
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:40am |
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Sms
Bohat Tum Ko Bhoolna Chaha Mein Ne ,
Phir Bhi Her Baar Yaad Aate Ho Tum .
Jub Bhi Khuda Se Manga Mein Ne ,
Meray Dil Ki Dua Ban Jaate Ho Tum .
Yaad Meri Tum Ko Zaroor Aati Hogi ,
Kiun Apne Dil Ko Behlaty Ho Tum ...
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:42am |
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SMS Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum ,
Tum kia jaano hamare lia kitne khaas ho tum .
Juda ho k tumne hame mout se bhi battar sazaa di hai ,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaein di hain .....
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:45am |
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SMS Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hud se ziyada hai ,
Tere sung na hone ka malaal kuch hud se ziyada hai .
Phir bhi kat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochker ,
Shayad is zindagani mein meray gunah kuch hud se ziyada hai...
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:51am |
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Sms Aik DOG dosre se :
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho whan se dur raha ker ..
Dosra DOG :
Woh kun ..??
Pehla :
Salaay agar dhamaka ho gaya to insaano ki mout mare ga ... |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:53am |
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Sms Dil toot gaya to sawaal keroge tum ,
Hum na rahe to yaad keroge tum ,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahin hai ,
Ik din meray lia waqt se fariyad keroge tum ... |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:54am |
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Sms Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
First Soldier: Why did you join the army?
Second Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?
First Soldier: I had a wife and I loved peace. So I joined. |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 2:55am |
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SMS Koun kehte hain ke budhe ishq nahin kia kerte ,
Woh ishq to kerte hain......lekin........unpar koi shaq nahin kia kerte ..
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 3:00am |
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SMS Mom :
Beti badi ho ker kja karogi..?
Beti :
Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kia..?
Mom:
Jo kerna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna . |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 3:06am |
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SMS Sardar - Aaj meine pani ko ullu bana dia .
Friend - Pani ko ullu ! Woh Kaise ..?
Sardar - Oye ! Subah meine pani Garam Kia aur thande pani se nahin lia ..... |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 3:08am |
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SMS Sardar - Aaj meine pani ko ullu bana dia .
Friend - Pani ko ullu ! Woh Kaise ..?
Sardar - Oye ! Subah meine pani Garam Kia aur thande pani se nahin lia ..... |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:4th Apr 2009, 3:25am |
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Blanks .. Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with
Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.
2. __I dont have SENSE.
3. __I am STUPID. |
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