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pearlite
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Group: Members Joined: 24th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 28 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:19pm |
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 nice
good dear uetian brother nice jokes
waisy app ka session kon sa tha? |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:21pm |
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Dost Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe! |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:21pm |
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@pearlite 2k civil |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:27pm |
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Boy &Girl;
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon .....edit...... mere bullan(lips) te koi kande lagge ne?
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:39pm |
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little naughty joke Mareez: Doc saab mjy bohat kamzori feel hoti hay...................edit..............
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:49pm |
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Moral Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey! |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:50pm |
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Toilette paper A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper! |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:56pm |
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Judge Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 7:14pm |
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counting
Master to Banta: Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Banta: Ji 6
Master: Oye Murkha, tenu kini vari keha k Kachche ch hath pa k Unglan na ginya kar
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 7:17pm |
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Taxi Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia, Santa ne car roki to ladki boli: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha. |
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uetian31
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 7:34pm |
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satisfection
Judge: Y do u want divorce?
Banta: She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu aithey dc lagyan? Sari colony khush aa, ik teri agg nahin bhujdi
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2008, 8:47am |
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system and utian thanks system :-)
yar utian wah maza aa gya
barey kamal k jokes hain
gud keep it up yar ;-p |
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cobra
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breast
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cobra
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kala rang
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pearlite
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Group: Members Joined: 24th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 28 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2008, 8:08pm |
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sorry it is in punjabi.. sardar; kal menu 9 bandian ne kutia.
pandit; fir tu kuj nahi kita?
sardar; me kia himat ha tay kaly kaly aoo
pandit: fir?
sardar: fir saian ne wari wari kutia.....
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can anybody plz tell me dat from where i can see jokes part 1 |
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pearlite
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Group: Members Joined: 24th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 28 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2008, 8:13pm |
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an other saradar sardar 2 his son: beta tu sher ka bheta ha aur wo sher ma hon
son: papa school me miss b yahi bolti ha k tu insaan ki nahi kisi janwar ki aulad ha
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pearlite
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Group: Members Joined: 24th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 28 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2008, 8:27pm |
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sardar's poetry sardar's poetry
"khirki se dhekha tu tu rasty pe koi nahi tha"
wah
wah
"khirki se dheka tu rasty pe koi nahi tha"
"rasty pe ja k dhekha tu khirki pe koi nahi tha" |
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pearlite
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Group: Members Joined: 24th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 28 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2008, 8:35pm |
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Qalam ya Talwaar? teacher: qalam behtar hai ya talwaar?
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bacha(student): qalam behtar ha kion k talwaar se app shalwar ma nara nahi daal sakty |
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pearlite
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Group: Members Joined: 24th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 28 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2008, 8:43pm |
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disturbing JIN: Aqa hukam?
MAN: Ghar se Chand tak road banao
JIN:namumkin hai koi aur kam batao?
MAN: Judges bahal kar do
JIN: road single banani ha ya double? |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Jul 2008, 10:36am |
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joke Malika went to the swimming pool for swimming in BRA AND PANTY...
Gurad: madam, here 2 piece is not allowed....
Malika: tum bolo....pehle kon sa utarun???? |
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