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Urdu Funny Jokes: Lets Share Jokes- III

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Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3816  Age:  29  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 8:04pm
 

nice

very nice.. keep it up brother.
pearlite Group: Members  Joined: 24th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 28  Age:  31  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 8:05pm
 

smile plz

Boy 2 God

                    give me a pocket full of money, A job and big vehical full of girls

 

                     God fullfilled his wish

                      & he became a bus conductor of Punjab University

Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3816  Age:  29  
Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 8:09pm
 

waah waah

waah waah... kya baat ahi.
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 7:16am
 

system

hehhehehehehe lolsssssssss

kia joke mara hai yar....penis wala

very niceeeeeeeee

lolssssssssssssss ;-p

Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3816  Age:  29  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 7:29am
 

husbands

The young couple had just brought their new baby home. The wife
suggested, "Perhaps you should try your hand at changing diapers."

"I'm busy. I'll do the next one."

The next time came around. Once again the wife suggested that
the husband change the baby's diaper.

"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
pearlite Group: Members  Joined: 24th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 28  Age:  31  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 8:18am
 

Research on Cockroach

Dr Irfan in a research department of cockroach

dr cut 1st leg of cockroach and said "chal" it walks

he cut 2nd leg and said "chal" it walks

he cut 3rd leg and said "chal" it walks

he did tha same thing to 4th but it did not walk

Dr Irfan wrote result "After cutting 4th leg cockroach became "Deaf"

GummNaam Group: Members  Joined: 05th Aug, 2007  Topic: 3  Post: 36  Age:  30  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 9:45am
 

university

suhaag raat k baad husband ne pur josh andaz me wife se poocha

husband:- jan raat ko maza aya kasi guzri raat?

wife:- kia batao app ne to university k yaad dela d....

GummNaam Group: Members  Joined: 05th Aug, 2007  Topic: 3  Post: 36  Age:  30  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 9:49am
 

suhaag raat

ek cycle mistry me suhaag raat ko biwi ko pani ke tub me betaya.

Bivi:- hare ye app kia kar rahe hai pani me q muje betaya?

Cycle mistri:- kia karo jaan muje to ......edit..... 

 




GummNaam Group: Members  Joined: 05th Aug, 2007  Topic: 3  Post: 36  Age:  30  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 9:53am
 

Mulla

Ek mulla apne bivi k liye dukaan me breezer hareedne gaya .

Mulla:- muje apne bivi k liye breezer chaiye

Dukaandaar:- kitne size ka chahiye?

Mulla:- size ka too pata nahi par purane breezer se me 2 topiya bante te.

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 10:05am
 

JOKE

3 pathan film SHOLAY dkehney cinema mein gaye

Hero ne kaha BASANTIII IN KUTTON K SAMNAY MAT NACHNA.......

Pathan kharay ho k shor machanay lagay.....AREY WAHHH, TICKET LIYA HAI, ISKA BAAP BHI NACHAY GA......

Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  32  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 10:31am
 

Hahaha

Phirr Basanti Ka Baap nacha ya nahi????
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 10:33am
 

bhimji

han tum nachay nahi tha

bhool gaye kia

hehehehheheh

Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  32  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 10:41am
 

Lekin

Main Basanti k baap ke nachney ka poochh raha hoon, ShahRukh k naachney ki baat nahi kr raha.(lol)
GummNaam Group: Members  Joined: 05th Aug, 2007  Topic: 3  Post: 36  Age:  30  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 10:48am
 

Bhimji

Bhimji yeh to unn patano se pochna padega jinho ne shoor machaya ta k basanti ka baap nach k nahi.

zeb bechare ko kia pata hai????

pearlite Group: Members  Joined: 24th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 28  Age:  31  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 4:19pm
 

an other pathan

pathan 2 doctor; pury jisam ma kahin b ungali lagaon tu bohat dard hota ha

 

doctor sugessted him full X ray

 

when he checked X ray

found fracture in his "ungali"

System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2285  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 4:29pm
 

Zeb

Ab maza aya  ke koi hansa to sahe

Thanks

System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2285  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 4:33pm
 

GumNam

Yar ye Braziar wali topi   ......hehehehe 

Good one

cobra Group: Members  Joined: 19th May, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 24  Age:  30  
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Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 5:48pm
 

Pathan Fauji

aik pathan fauji nay training kay doran apnay officer say poocha kay sir jang kay doran apni gun ki nal kis taraf rakhoon dushman ki taraf ya apni taraf officer nay kaha baita kaheen bhi rakhlay faida mulk ka hi hoga
uetian31 Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 1006  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:11pm
 

Santa

Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.

Note: Dont post adult jokes.



uetian31 Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 1006  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Jul 2008, 6:14pm
 

Joke

Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!
 
 
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