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Urdu Funny Jokes: Lets Share Jokes- III

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Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:46pm
 

Sami144

hahah lolz
a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:49pm
 

mian bivi

aik bar mia bivi ghomney gaye .

shohar ko rastey mey aik gadha nazar aya to mazak mey bivi ko bola: 'dekho tumhara rishtadar... zara salam to karoo ..'

bivi: salam susar ji..

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Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:49pm
 

Chumi

Hlamt pa k chumi lena waqae muskil kam hay.. wo to wese hi mushqil hay.
a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:50pm
 

mian bivi

aik bar mia bivi ghomney gaye .

shohar ko rastey mey aik gadha nazar aya to mazak mey bivi ko bola: 'dekho tumhara rishtadar... zara salam to karoo ..'

bivi: salam susar ji..

Sami144 Group: Members  Joined: 10th Jun, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 546  Age:  38  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:50pm
 

Chumi

Hlamt pa k chumi lena waqae muskil kam hay.. wo to wese hi mushqil hay.
Sami144 Group: Members  Joined: 10th Jun, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 546  Age:  38  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:51pm
 

abcdefg

What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:51pm
 

baap beta

baap:  jab tumko muj p gusa ata hey to kia kartey ho?

beta: toilet saaf karta hun.

baap: iss se tumhara gusa dur ho jata hey?

beta: haan, apke tooth burush se karta hun..

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:55pm
 

khan

aik din kisi se  khan se poocha k apka favourte song konsa hay

pathan: LARKI KIO NAJANEY KIO LARKO SI NAHI HOTI

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:56pm
 

angel n devil

angel said: i cant b everywhere so God created mother.

devil replied: me 2 cant b everywhere so God created mother in law

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Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:58pm
 

joke

husband: jee karta hey tumhari zulfon mey kho jaoun.. ankhon mey bas joaun...tumhari bahon mey jhool joaun..

wife: devdas hi baney raho gey ya kabi imran hashmi b bano gay..

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Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 11:02pm
 

essay

ek ameer larki ko school mey garib khandan p essay likhney ko kaha gaya.

essay:

"1 garib khandan tha, baap garib, ma garib, khandan mey 4 nokar thay wo b garib. car b tooti hui accord thi, unka garib driver baachon ko usi tooti car mey school chor k ata tha. baachon k pass puraney N95 mobile thay, bachey haftey mey 3 bar hi chicken khatey thay.. gahr mey sirf 4 2nd hand AC thay.. sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha.."

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 11:09pm
 

sardar

a sardar being interviewed at the US embassy.

counsil: ur name

sardar: banti singh

counsil: sex?

sardar: 6 times a week

counsil:i mean male or female?

sardar: both male and female n sometimes even donkey

counsil: holy cow!

sardar: yes cows and dogs too

counsil:  man isnt that hostile?

sardar:  horse style, dog style any style

counsil :  ohh dear!

deer... no deer, they run too fast!

 

 

 

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Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 11:13pm
 

sardar

a sardar  pasing through a jungle, a churail  stops him n says" hoo hoo haa haa, mey churail hun"

sardar: janta hun teri aik behn meray gahr mey b hay

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Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 11:17pm
 

sardar

1 sardar ko uska susar jootey se mar raaha tha..

reason:

susar: edhi bivi ne hasspataloon inu sms keta ke 'tusi peo ban gaye o' es harami ne sary yaaran nu fwd kar deta!

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Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 11:20pm
 

sucide bombr

aik sucide bombr ne kud ko oraney ki koshsh ki magar damaka na hua aur wo behosh ho gaya..

hospial me hosh me aya to nurse ko dekh k bola" baki hoorain kider hian?"

 

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 11:24pm
 

sardar

girl: meri mummy be tumhe bohat pasand karti hain..

sardar (sharmatey hue) : kuch b ho.. par mey shadi sirf tum he se karun ga..

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:19th Aug 2008, 12:22am
 

latest joke

Aik bar aik burhiya k pass kisi nay bomb rakh dia log chillaey burhiya Bomb!
Burhiya Bomb! burhiya sharmai "Chal hat woh to main JAWANI main thi"
DHUZZ..!!  
made4u Group: Members  Joined: 12th Aug, 2008  Topic: 12  Post: 443  Age:   
Posted on:19th Aug 2008, 6:20pm
 

Bomb

lol@jawani
System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2279  Age:  33  
Posted on:19th Aug 2008, 7:03pm
 

afs

Sardar to US council is good one....
Veer Group: Members  Joined: 12th Oct, 2011  Topic: 85  Post: 4723  Age:  31  
Posted on:19th Aug 2008, 9:43pm
 

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