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Sami144
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Jun, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 546 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Aug 2008, 8:48pm |
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 Girlfriend
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do… |
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Sami144
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Jun, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 546 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Aug 2008, 9:03pm |
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what was the answer?? One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …!!! |
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Sami144
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Jun, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 546 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Aug 2008, 9:08pm |
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on the other hand... Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.
He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. |
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made4u
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| Posted on:15th Aug 2008, 12:11pm |
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Five minutes A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course dear.
Just wait five minutes!" |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:22pm |
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pathan a pathan received a messg from his girlfriend..
I MISS U..
soch soch ker oss ne rply kea...
I MR U... |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:23pm |
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april fool baacha on 1st april:
mama mama kitchen mey nokar nokrani ko kiss kar raha hy...
mama: abi ja ke unka damagh theek karti hun..
baacha.." hahaha april fool banayaa... wo to papa hain ' |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:26pm |
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joke tablighi jamat k leader ne safar se pehley kaha: jahan koi aurat dekho to astaghfar parho.."
sarey rasaty khamoshi rahi.. achanak aik bola , 'Astaghfirullah'
sab boley ' kider , kider' |
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Sami144
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Jun, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 546 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:29pm |
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a4s last joke is nice one.
mera to hansi k mare bura haal ho gya hay. main ye joke kisi ko sunana chahta hoon lakan koe panjabi pass main nahi hay. |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:29pm |
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joke tablighi jamat k leader ne safar se pehley kaha: jahan koi aurat dekho to astaghfar parho.."
sarey rasaty khamoshi rahi.. achanak aik bola , 'Astaghfirullah'
sab boley ' kider , kider' |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:30pm |
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mujra aik sardar mujra dekhney gaya. sari raat mujra dekha,
twaif ne kaha , "sahab ham ne aapko khush kea ab ap hame b khush kejeay na"
sardar utha aur kud naachney laga.... |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:33pm |
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sardar sarday 2 his friend: mujhe hairat hey log mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatey.. mujhe to 28ve din kharish shuru ho jati hey... |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:33pm |
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sardar sardar 2 his friend: mujhe hairat hey log mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatey.. mujhe to 28ve din kharish shuru ho jati hey... |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:35pm |
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sardar and british brithish: u know swimming?
sardar: no
british: dog is better than u , it swims.
sardar: u know swimming?
british: yes
sardar: whats the difference between u n dog? |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:37pm |
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khan n sardar khan: zara car se bahr dekhna indicators on hain ya nahi.
sardar bahar dekh ker: haan, nahi, haan , nahi, haan , nahi.... |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:38pm |
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sardar 10 sardar n a girl were hanging below a helicopter on resque rope/
pilot: 1 must leave becoz of overload.
girl: ill sacrifce.
all sardars started clapping.. |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:41pm |
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charsi aik charsi eyes donate karney gaya..
after operation dr asks:kuch kehna chahtey ho?
charsi.. " jisko b ye ankhein lagao usey bata dena ke ye 2 kash laganey k baad khulti hain.. |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:43pm |
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sardar sardar walking at night
samney gobar para tha.. sardar ne ungli dal ker taste kea to bola " ohhh ye to gobar hay... shukar hey mera paon nahi para...!' |
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Sami144
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Jun, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 546 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:44pm |
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very good Charsi very good yar |
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Sami144
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Jun, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 546 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:44pm |
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Sardar Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,”May I help you?”.
Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”.
Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-”
Sardar: “Is it really that strong?”
Shop keeper: “Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir!!”
Sardar: “Wah! bahuth badiya hai!!”
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror!! |
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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Aug 2008, 10:45pm |
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sardar aik sardar dosrey se: das duniya da mushkil tareen kam kee eey?
dosra sardar: helmet paa k kuri di chumi lena.. |
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