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jtm
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 311 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Apr 2009, 10:33am |
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 new jokes
A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleevless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevles &backless
Rs100 to 3rd who ws wearing sleevless, backless and a mini skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...
Why???
U Dirty mind...
She had the ticket!!! id=hotbar_promo>
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Apr 2009, 6:47am |
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 Why Bill Gates Resigns from MicroSoft
Letter is from Daleep Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft.
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any re-scooter is available in system? I find only re-cycle, but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows say 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Daleep Singh from Punjab |
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happy123
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Dec, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 159 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Apr 2009, 3:46pm |
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talking on phone . ek sardar talking on cell phone
2nd sardar ...kis sey baat ker rahy ho ?
1st sardar ...biwi sey ....!
2nd sardar ...itney piyar sey ?
1st sardar ...teri jo hai ..! |
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happy123
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Dec, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 159 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Apr 2009, 3:53pm |
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zaat tarzan janveron ko un ki zaat samjha raha tha ...
sher(loin)...rajput
cheeta ..bhati
hathi ...butt
zebra ..mochi
kutta ...zardari
kutta tarap k bola "tera piyo zardari ,main kutta e theek an" |
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happy123
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Dec, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 159 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Apr 2009, 3:58pm |
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inyeresrting conversation a man said 2 his wife one day ........i dont know how can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time .
the wife respond..allow me to explain ....
God made me beautifull so u would be attracted to me ........
God made me stupid so i would be attracted to u ...... |
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happy123
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Dec, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 159 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Apr 2009, 4:04pm |
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interesting conversation a man said to his wife one day ..............i dnt know how u can be so stupid and so beautifull all at the same time
wife responded, allow me to explain ............
God made me beautiful so u would be attracted to me ....
God made me stuppid so i would be attracted to ...... |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Apr 2009, 9:27am |
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alone hehhehehe...good yar
acha main sunata hun
husband wife ki larai hui...
husband ghar se chala gya
raat ko us ne phone ker k biwi se pucha: aj kia paya hai
biwi boli: zeher
husband: tum kha k so jaana main zara der se aun ga |
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aliraza008
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Group: Members Joined: 28th Jul, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 444 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Apr 2009, 11:38pm |
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Ma b sunata hoon Eik aadmi addi rat to apni Biwi say pochta ha k sisak sisak k marna acha ha ya 1 he bar....................
wife boli:- offcourse darling 1 he bar
Husbund Bola :- To phir apni 2osri tang bi muj per rakh do
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aliraza008
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Group: Members Joined: 28th Jul, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 444 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Apr 2009, 11:40pm |
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1 or Ma to apnay mehboob ko khuch na keh saka aya Faraz
Lakin tum ZONG lo or sub keh do
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Apr 2009, 6:30am |
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hmmm her aahat per jaan nikal jati hai Faraz
ye public toilet k darwazay ki kundi kion nhi hoti.... |
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Alone s
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Jan, 2009 Topic: 25 Post: 129 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Apr 2009, 5:57pm |
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sardar sardar k 8 bachon me aik alag dikhta tha..sardar k marne ka waqt qareeb aaya to us ne sardarni se poocha...
janu ab to bata do ye kis ka hai.....???
sardarni......: ye hi to apka hai......! |
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Alone s
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Jan, 2009 Topic: 25 Post: 129 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Apr 2009, 8:33pm |
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pathan aik pathan motor cycle per jaraha tha achanak raaastay me gari rok kar helmet per khujane lag gaya....saaamne se aate hue aik shaks ne aawaz lagai abay pathan helmet tu utar k khujalaay.
patha gusse se:::
tumhara ______ me kharish hota hai to tum shalwar utarta hai kiaaaa.......! |
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Zarkash
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jan, 2009 Topic: 1 Post: 42 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Apr 2009, 11:06pm |
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Sardar Ji Aik sardar Ji Cycle per kisi larki ko bitha ker kahin ja rahay thay k aik shakhs nay aawaz lagaee.
"oye sardar ji mashooq no lay ja ray Oo"
Sardar Ji nay cycle roki aur ghussay say bolay
"oye mashooq hogi teri, meri to Bhainr (behen) hai! |
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 6:42am |
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Suzuki for sale A Memon Called A Newspaper Office
And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, aap ke ad dene ke Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper wala:
Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon:
Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper wala:
Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon:
Oh Ho!
Jara Sochnay Do…..
Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki For Sale. |
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 6:43am |
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Balochi, Pathan and Punjabi Balochi:
Humare Raigistan Ma
“Khush-Amdeed” Bolo To Vapis Awaz Aati Ha
“Amded Amded”
Pathan:
Humare Paharon Ma
“I Luv U” Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Ha
“Luv U. Luv U”
Punjabi:
Ae Keri Gal Ae
Saaday Pind Vich Awaz Maro
“Teri Maa Di…”
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi Ae
“Teri Pehen Di”
“Teri Niki Di”
“Teri Waddi Di”…. |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 7:57pm |
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check this one! Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 7:58pm |
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 rE:
Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 7:59pm |
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True bravery True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 8:02pm |
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A true music lover!
How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 8:05pm |
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robber After robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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