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Urdu Jokes: Chup Raho; Tum Kia Doctor Se Ziadah Samajhdar Ho?

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Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:5th Aug 2007, 2:59pm
 

Urdu Jokes: Chup Raho; Tum Kia Doctor Se Ziadah Samajhdar Ho?

aik mareez be-hosh ho gia. log ose doctor ke pas le gaye. doctor ne tashkees karne ke baad bataya yeh tu mar chuka hai. log ose dafnane ke lia le jarahe the keh achanak ose hosh aa-gia.

woh bola: mujhe kaha lejarahe ho.
logo ne bataya: tumhai dafan karne ke lia le ja rahe hai
mareez bola: lekin mai tu zinda hoo
logo mai se aik ne jawab dia: chup raho! kia tum doctor se ziadah samajhdar ho
josh Group: Members  Joined: 30th Jul, 2007  Topic: 47  Post: 2285  Age:  37  
Posted on:8th Aug 2007, 7:04am
 

Very Nice & Thoughtful!

Bewakoof very nice, apnay bohat acha point raise kia hai,, people should aware of it that doctors are also human and can make mistake,, apko doctor ki koi bat galat lagti hai to bilkul us par amal na karain, andha yakeen bi achi bat nahi hoti... alopathy mai roz koi na koi new theory aa jati hai, and sometimes wo new theory old theory k mukhalif hoti hai.. phir doctor kehtay hai wo old theory thi jo k galat thi ab ye new theory hai is par amal karain.. Keep it up bewakoof bro.
Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:8th Aug 2007, 7:14am
 

non-allopathic jali doctors

Josh sahib jokes ki tareef ka shukria lekin ap ne jo old theory aur new theory wali bat kahi hai kia ap koi example ya reference de ge. kahi ap suni sunai bat tu nahi kah rahe hai. mai ap ki is theory se muttafiq nahi hoo. oopar jo joke post kia hai woh allopathic doctor ke lia nahi balkeh non-allopathic jali doctors ke lia hai.
Ahmedkhan Group: Members  Joined: 08th Aug, 2007  Topic: 2  Post: 19  Age:  30  
Posted on:8th Aug 2007, 8:27am
 

hahaha

baut hi acha hai lakin aaj kal tu sahi koi milta hi nahi kahi per hakeem hain aur kahin per jali doctor yaar tum ne apna id bewaqoof kaun raka hai wais to acha hai josh bi acha hai
k_shumail Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 2  Post: 85  Age:  29  
Posted on:8th Aug 2007, 3:52pm
 

re bewaqoof

Bewaqoof bhaiii ho na ho aap zaror ho Dr hee aap allopaths k liye kuch bhi ghalat nahi sun sakte ab tu mujhay bhi shak hone laga hay aap pe jesa k loog aap k liye kehte hain k app .......
kim84 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 113  Post: 786  Age:  30  
Posted on:9th Aug 2007, 11:03pm
 

Master-Student

master; zameen pr rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,hawa main urny waly andy dety hain, woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai b urti hai or bachy b deti hai??
student: air hostess
kim84 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 113  Post: 786  Age:  30  
Posted on:9th Aug 2007, 11:09pm
 

Mery Mutabiq!

Mery Mutabiq Bewaqoof bewaqoof nhi bcoz...........us ny yee joke is forum pr doctors ko sunaya hi..k ap log bhi ghalti kr sakty hi....

But....yaha pr jitnay doctor mashwara dety hi MERY MUTABIQ un sb mashwaroo ko ik baar kisi aur docotr sy CROSS CHECK zaroor kr ly just for your confirmation sirf yehi mamlaa nhi zindagi k her mamlay my chaye wo business ho jo kuch bhi ho...Kisi ki bhi baat pr andha yaqeen na kry,.,,,,yaha tak k koi molvi bhi ap sy kuch khy to us ko kisi aur molvi k sath cross check kry if the answer is same then DO IT..............

I hope ap k mutabiq meri baat theek ho gi.....

Rgds

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