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Group: Members Joined: 29th Jul, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 50 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2007, 4:14pm |
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 Urdu Jokes: Hansna Mat
Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush. Thanks want some more share some more
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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Aug 2007, 4:53pm |
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Joke! bohat funny joke hai. i really like it.
BAAP BAITAY SAY: beta lahore pohanchtay hi taar bhej dena.
BETA: Abba jaan! lohay ka ya tambay ka.
agar kisi ko samajh aa gaya hai to HANSNA MAT. |
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:29pm |
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 hansna mat
aik parhy likhy lakhnawi sahib ki pindi bhatyan ki pendo larki sy shadi ho gai shadi ki pehli rat miasahib ny ghungat utha kar sharmaty huy baat shuro karny k liy begam say yun mukhatib huy
aji begam assalam-o-alikum
phir jab koi jwab na mila or unhe kuch or nhi sojha to pocha
aji hazor ka kia naam hy bechari nai naweeli ghabra kar foran boli
hazrat muhammad (saws)
mian sahib bhi ye sun kar ghabra gai foran boly
hazor aaj kal kahan rehty hein
to ab jwab kuch yun aya
sab ko he pta hy makkah mein
kesa laga???????
lekin hansna mat |
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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 5:21pm |
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Hansna Mat! really very funny,, bohat hi nice joke hai ashy,,, nobody can stop laugh.
yahoo we are expecting more jokes from your side too.
aik sahab apnay kuttay ko lay kar tafreeh k liye niklay.
Rastay mai aik dost nay puchha
"is gadhay k sath kahan ja rahay ho".
Sahab nay kuchh kehnay k liye mu khola hi tha k dost kehnay laga
"mai ap say nahi, kuttay say mukhatib hon". |
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Group: Members Joined: 29th Jul, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 50 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 5:26pm |
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Ab tho bilkul hi Hansna Nahi
Ek aadmi raat ko sharaab ke nashe mai andherey raaste se chalte chalte uske paer(Legg) ko kuch lag jata aur woh aahista se jhuk kar haath se touch karke phir taste karta phir yeh kahta hai AAQ ThuH yeh Galeez Gober hai Acha hua mere paer ko nahi Laga..... |
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| Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 5:34pm |
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khamba bacha ke aik bari bi ka inteqal ho gia. log janaza lekar jane lage. raste mai aik pagal kutta aagia jis se ghabra kar log idhar udhar bhagne lage. nateeja mai janaza aik khamba se takra gia.
dar asal bari bi ka inteqal nahi hua tha balke sakta tha jis ko log inteqal samajh baithe the. ab jo janaza khamba se takraya tu jhatka lagne se bari bi ka sakta khatam ho gia aur woh uth kar baith gai.
bari bi ko zinda hota dekh kar log dar gai, lekin kuch bahadur nojawan himmat kar ke qareeb gai aur kaha keh bari bi waqai zinda hai. bari bi apne ghar wapis aa gai. yeh khabar jangal ki aag ki tarah door door tak phail gai aur log bari bi ko dekhne door door se ane lage.
aik hafta ke baad bari bi ka phir inteqal ho gia (iss dafa waqai inteqal hua tha). janaza phir qabrustan jane laga. sare log buland awaz mai kalma shadat parh rahe the. jab keh aik shaks bar bar zor se kah raha tha keh khamba bacha ke, khamba bacha ke. yeh sahib bari bi ke shohar the. |
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faisee
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Group: Active Members Joined: 13th Feb, 2007 Topic: 78 Post: 773 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 12:12am |
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Re: hansnay wali baat nahi aik dada apnay grandchildren sai batain kartay hue bolay, aaj kal tu zamana hi kharab hai, pehlay larkian chotee chotee baton per sharam sai laal ho jaya kartee theen. aik bacha masoomiat sai bola, "dada, aap woh chotee chotee batain hamain bhi bataen"
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faisee
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Group: Active Members Joined: 13th Feb, 2007 Topic: 78 Post: 773 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 12:18am |
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aik aur... 2 bachay apni aik auntie sai batain kartay hue poochnay lagay kai "auntie yeh chotay bachay kahan sai atay hain" auntie soch kar boleen" beta yeh Allah main raat ko gift rakh daitay hain, subah ham utha laitay hain" , aik bacha doosray sai kaan main sargoshi karta hai "kia khayal hai, in ko haqeeqat na bata dain"
:) rona mana hai.
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Group: Members Joined: 29th Jul, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 50 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 6:44am |
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Faiseee
Faisee really real asli Joke..... |
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justSalman
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Group: Members Joined: 16th Apr, 2007 Topic: 7 Post: 174 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 7:00am |
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Not much Funny but i want to share Frnd 1 : Yaar a girl is teasing me now adays
Frnd 2 : Really
Frnd 1 : i don't know from where she got my mobile# whenever i try to call any one , she interrupts me and says "Plz recharge your Account".
Frnd 2 : Silent....................................................
Thanks................................... |
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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 9:57am |
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 Hansna Mat Dosto!
aik sheikh apne betay ko maar raha tha kisi nein pochha ke kyon mar rahay hain shekh saab kehnelagay ke mera beta paas hogya hai 4th main
to aadmi kehne laga ke is mein marne wali konsi baat hai aap ko to khush hona chahyye
sheikh saab kehne lage ke ainwain khush hoon, is beghairat ko kaha tha ke in kitabon se pooray 4 saal nikalna "ye pehli dafa pas hogya hai". |
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Yahoo
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Group: Members Joined: 29th Jul, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 50 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 6:23pm |
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Hansna
Shareef: Yaar mujhe badi hunting ke baad ek achi si job milgayi hai.
Rafeeq: Kaunsi job mili hai?
Shareef : Sirf Sonchne ki duty hai.
Rafeeq : Pay kitni hai?
Shareef : Ten Thousands
Rafeeq : Company kitna kamati hai?
Shareef : 8 Thousands
Rafeeq : Company ko phir aapse kiya faida hai?
Shareef : Phir yehi tho bethkar SONCHNA Hai.
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AK-47
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Aug, 2007 Topic: 1 Post: 128 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 6:56pm |
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hmm very nice n finny
keep it up |
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Snowflakes
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Aug, 2007 Topic: 7 Post: 109 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Aug 2007, 6:36am |
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 Lo aye hansi
Tablighi jamat k aik aadmi ne safar se pehlay baqi logon se kaha k " rastay mein koi aurat dekho to astaghfar parhna"
saaray rastay koi aurat nazar na aye. Achanak aik aadmi bola " Astaghfar"
sub bolay:" Kidhar kidhar"
Here it goes one more
Once a sardar g saw a very sohni kurri in the market and thought
"Kashhhhh.... Kashh ye meri maan(mother) hondi te mein v inna sohna honda" |
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faisee
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Group: Active Members Joined: 13th Feb, 2007 Topic: 78 Post: 773 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Aug 2007, 7:00am |
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Re: snowflakes hahahah kamal kar dia aa p nai...waqai buhut achay jokes. really like them. keep posting.
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Snowflakes
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Aug, 2007 Topic: 7 Post: 109 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Aug 2007, 7:11am |
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Re: Faisee Thanks for appericiation. :) |
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AK-47
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Aug, 2007 Topic: 1 Post: 128 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Aug 2007, 3:02pm |
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hmmm nice jokes |
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m not m
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| Posted on:29th Aug 2007, 12:45pm |
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hassna mat aik ghareeb aadmee naee chappal (new shoes) khareedta hai aur raat ko road pe so jata hai
aur raat ko jab wo so jata hai to aik chor uski new chappal utaar ke apni purani pehna jata hai
aik truck wala waha se guzarta hai to wo ghareeba ki tange road ke darmian mai hoti hain to wo usko legs hatane ke liye kehta hai
"ustaab ji taangen bachani hai ya guzaar doo?"
ghareeb apne jooto ki taraf dekh ke kehta hai ke
"meri nahin hai guzaar do"
samaj aa gaee to hasna mat |
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Yahoo
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Group: Members Joined: 29th Jul, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 50 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Aug 2007, 3:02pm |
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m N m
Meri nahi hai guzaar do very very funny ...... |
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Yahoo
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Group: Members Joined: 29th Jul, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 50 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Aug 2007, 3:28pm |
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Jannat ka Haal Ek aadmi Jannat mai se dozaq ko jhak kar dekhta hai aur dozaq mai kiya dekhta hai badi badi deghein bada bada pakwaan horraha hai dawatein horrahi hai yeh dekhkar usey raha na jaata aur ek farishte ko bulaker poochta ke yahan jannat mai tho kuch bhi pakwaan nahi hora aur maine dekha K dozaq mai badi dhoom dhoom hai bade bade pakwaan biryani ki deghein fula fula pakraha hai aur jannat mai kyun nahi... Phir farishte ne kiya kaha pata hai
Farishte ne kaha Bhaijaan yahan jannat mai ek do aadmi keliye deghein nahi chadti.... |
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