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paroot
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Nov, 2008 Topic: 66 Post: 1660 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Jun 2009, 12:59pm |
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 Lets Start The Series Of Funny SMS
Assalam-o-Alaikum Tamam members joo boor ho rahe hai aur na bhi ho rahe ho tu sms ka sisilaa shuru karte hai Funny sms kar k dosroo ke face per muskurahat laiii. jo bhi app k dimag mein ho lekh deee. 1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! hahaha
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 5:54am |
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hmmm Patient:
Dr sahab ye dawai jo ap ne likh k di thi, ye to mujhye kahin se bi nahi mil rahi...
Pathan Dr:
O kocha...dawai ka naam likhna to hum bhool hi gaya, ye to hamara signature hai.....hheheheh |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:28pm |
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 rE:
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..
Wife asks why..
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:31pm |
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 rE:
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!! |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:42pm |
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rE: Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:44pm |
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rE:password U love some one you marry someone else.The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved bcums the password of ur mail id :D |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:47pm |
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rE: After a quarrel,a husband said to his wife,"U know, I was a fool when i married u." She replied, "Yes,dear I knw, but i was in love and didn't notice" |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:48pm |
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rE: Teacher: Now,Salim,tell me frankly,do u say prayers before eating? Salim:No sir,i don't have to,my Mom is a good cook. |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:50pm |
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rE: What is a difference between a Kiss,a Car & a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:52pm |
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rE Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says no dear, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:54pm |
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 rE:
In this world,every wife is a mistress to her husband.1 hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress! |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 11:57pm |
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rE: Sardar:Agar 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho to usse rokney k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan:Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga… |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 12:01am |
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rE: Bhoot ki beti apni Maa se boli maa main Kitni dravni hun!
Maa boli beti zaida ghumand acha nhi
abhi tu ne msg parhne walay ko nahi dekha... =P |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 12:04am |
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rE: ..edited... |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 12:08am |
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 rE:
President
"Shetaani"
Prime Minister
"Gillani"
Army Chief
"Kiyani"
Speaker
"Zanaani"
"Aata na roti"
"Bijli na paani"
Wah ray Pakistani
Teri ajab kahani.:-) |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 12:08am |
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rE: Cute Feelingz :
My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But
My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.? |
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waseem08
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Group: Members Joined: 27th Apr, 2009 Topic: 13 Post: 1304 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 4:34am |
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wah wah kiabat hy wah wah teen pathan motorcycle pe beith kr jarehe the
k police wale ne rokne ka eshara diyaa
pathan chilla k bola
o!! pagal k bache phele hi teen bethe howe hen
too kahan bethe gaa. |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 5:46am |
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Why do we all marry? Because...
Romance is NOT only the element of life....
We Should also know...
horror,
terror,
suspense,
stupidity and
taragedy of life :) |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 5:49am |
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azfer u r the best jani :-) |
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love bird
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Group: Members Joined: 06th Nov, 2008 Topic: 73 Post: 1177 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 6:18am |
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Zeb !! Zeb Bhai
hahahaha....kia hogia zeb bhai.......kis tarak keh jokes suna rahay hain.....
kaafi balkeh acha bhala ganda joke tha .....
Agar moderator ko samj agia to delete hojahay ga !
Aik nia thread shirro karain for male only adult jokes wahan per aisay SMS share karain |
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