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Diffence Between Boys And Girls Using ATM Machine

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kim84 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 113  Post: 786  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jun 2008, 10:56am
 

Diffence Between Boys And Girls Using ATM Machine

Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM 
 
Boys: 
 
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser. 
2. Insert card 
3. Dial code and desired amount 
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip 
 
Girls: 
1. Drive to the bank 
2. Engine stalled 
3. Check make-up in the mirror 
4. Apply perfume 
5. Manually check haircut 
6. Park the car - failure 
7. Park the car - failure 
8. Park the car - Success 
9. Search for the card in the handbag 
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine 
11. Throw phone card back in handbag, 
12. Look for bank card. 
13. Insert Card 
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag 
15. Enter code 
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes 
17. #Cancel# 
18. Re-enter code 
19. #Cancel# 
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code 
21. Enter desired amount 
22. #Error# 
23. Enter bigger amount 
24. #Error# 
25. Enter maximum amount 
27. Take cash 
28. Go back to the car 
29. Check make up in rear mirror 
30. Look for keys in handbag 
31. Start car 
32. Drive 50 meters 
33. STOP 
34. Drive back to bank machine 
35. Go out of the car 
36. Take card and ticket back from machine 
37. Go back to the car 
38. Throw card on passenger seat 
39. Throw slip on the floor 
40. Check make up in rear mirror 
41. Manually check haircut 
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way 
43. BRAKE 
44. Go into roundabout - right way 
45. Drive 5 kilometers 
46. Remove hand brake 
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM
~~HITMAN~~ Group: Members  Joined: 09th May, 2011  Topic: 122  Post: 4259  Age:  29  
Posted on:1st Jun 2008, 11:00pm
 

rE: ha ha .....nice

magar ye tou bata dou k ye girls "burger families" say taluk rakhti hain ya koi maghribi girls hain........lolz
BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:1st Jun 2008, 11:09pm
 

100% True

 (lol)

App dekhte hain Forum ki khawateen iss per kiya raad-e-amal zahir karte hain... hahahaha hehehe :D:D:D
sunehri76 Group: Members  Joined: 04th Aug, 2007  Topic: 100  Post: 4647  Age:  38  
Posted on:1st Jun 2008, 1:10pm
 

hahhaaa

Na Beautystar its not 100% True

but 50 % i agreeeee...hahahahhahahahhahahahhaaa aur kuch ladys aisi zabardast driving bhi kar sakti hain.utni achi kuch mans ko bhi nahi ati....

Sooth Group: Members  Joined: 18th Jul, 2007  Topic: 303  Post: 1937  Age:   
Posted on:1st Jun 2008, 2:45pm
 

hahahaha

beauty maine ye already read keraa hua hai laikin girls k kuch points men per bhi apply ho saktay hen....aur kuch ladies tu car driving me men se zayada expert hooti hen aur aik hi bar me car park ker sakti hen(agreed to sunehri)

mens ko tu aati hi ho gi but girls me mujhe choor ker forum me kis kis ko car driving aati hai?

ch Babar Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2007  Topic: 32  Post: 1873  Age:  40  
Posted on:1st Jun 2008, 2:51pm
 

correct

Islamabad main aisi girls aam dekhne ko milti hain
khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:1st Jun 2008, 6:01pm
 

hahahahaha

100% correct,,
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:2nd Jun 2008, 12:18pm
 

very funny

larkon mai aisi koi baat hoti hi nahi jo wo baar baar mirror dekhenor larkiyon k bare mai ye kahon gi

          khuda jab husn deta hai nazakat ahi jati hai
josh Group: Members  Joined: 30th Jul, 2007  Topic: 47  Post: 2285  Age:  37  
Posted on:2nd Jun 2008, 2:43pm
 

usage of atm machine is not a childs play...

hmmmmmm bohat maza aya parh kar...

kim kabi kabi ata hai par kamal ki cheez lata hai....

Red Chilli Group: Members  Joined: 20th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 4962  Age:   
Posted on:4th Jun 2008, 5:45am
 

hahahahhah

 50%  correct
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