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Kanjuss Per Sms !

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its-pk Group: Members  Joined: 13th May, 2008  Topic: 18  Post: 181  Age:  25  
Posted on:16th Mar 2009, 11:51pm
 

Kanjuss Per Sms !

Hi , main yaha yeh pouch na cha raha hoon kay kisi member kay pass asay sms hain jin main kisi dosray ko yeh bataya jaye kay woh kanjuss hai bhout.
like,

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacchai ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intazar karoon tere sms ka,
Array yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Is types kay sms kisi kay pass hain toh please reply karay because mujhai asay sms ki bhout zarrorat hai kyun kay, for example, main aghar apnay 12 best friends ko sms karta hoon toh main 1 yeh phir 2 sms nahi karta hoon 3 karta hoon, (i mean har ek ko 3 sms send karta hoon) toh 3*12=36 hotay hain, mairay kahnay ka matlab yeh hai kay aghar main 36 sms ek din main karo toh mujhai bhi toh kuch badlay main anay chahiye na kam say kam 10 toh anay chahai na lakin 4 to 8 atay hain, mairay kuch friends bhout hi zada kanjuss hain, woh only received karna jantay hain lakin send karna toh jaisay jantay hi nahi hai, is liye main cha raha tha kay main un friend ko kuch is types kay sms bhi send karo jaisa kay main nay ek post kara hai uper, tak kay un ko sharaam aye aur woh bhi mujh ko sms send kara karay, so please app ko jo jo is types kay sms pata hain please yaha post kar dain.

Actually mujhai sms khod type karna bhout boring lakhta hai na is liye main chahta hoon dosray kay sms bass araam say main set kar kay i mean comma(,) fullstop(.) etc laga kay ek dosray ko forward karo lakin absoos mujhai khod hi type karnay partay hain logo ko send karnay kay liye, wasay mairay saray friends asay kanjuss nahi hain lakin kuch bhout kanjuss hain, lakin phir bhi kasay bhi hoon friends toh akhir friends hotay hain kuch bhout achay hain aghar main un ko sms karo na karo lakin woh mujhai zarroor kartay hain, lakin kuch aisay hain jin kay sms ka main bhout intazaar karta hoon kay in ka sms aye kyun kay main toh un ko roz karta hoon lakin woh 2 to 3 month kay bad kartay hain woh bhi 1 to 3 sms kartay hain, toh mujhai in dosto kay liye chahiye thay sms jaisa kay main nay ek uper post kiya hai, yaha main ek baat aur add karta chalo kay mujhai is types kay sms is liye nahi chaiye kay mujhai log sms bhout kam kartay hain asai baat nahi hai lakin jin ko karnay chaiye woh nahi kartay khair main inatzaar karo ga please members reply zurroor karay kanjussi karnay per sms thanks.
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 1:11am
 

its-pk

aap google pe ese sms search kar lein.wahan aapko har trha k sms mil jaein ge.
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 1:53am
 

its pk bhai

yani aap kanjus hone k sath sath kafi passive bhi hain:))
its-pk Group: Members  Joined: 13th May, 2008  Topic: 18  Post: 181  Age:  25  
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 3:34pm
 

Re. s4u and Maryam

s4u and Maryam ! Thanks app logo nay mairi post read ki .

s4u ! Google main dude search karnay main time bhout zaya hota hai is liye main nay yaha per yeh topic banaya tha kay shayad kisi kay pass hoon asay sms. 



Maryam ! Yeh jo main nay 1 sms post kara hai na uper wali post main example kay liye actually main nay apni pori life main aisa sms kise ko ab tak send nahi kiya hai haan kuch is types kay kiye hain.

For examples :



Lambi hai manzil door hai kinara,
Jaanay kyun nahi aaya sms tumhara,
Bhool gaye ho number yah naam maira.
Yah koi aur mil giya hai mujh say bhi pyara.



or



Bheej kar sms dil say yaad kiya hai,
Phir na kehna kay main nay bhula diya hai,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker yeh sms maira tum ko ab muskurana hoga.



or



Tum say dur reh kar tumhai miss kiya main nay,
Tumharay liye GOD say wish kiya main nay,
Tumhari yaad chupkay say chali aayi toh,
Toh baray pyaar say sms kiya main nay.



or



Dosti hoti hai dil o jaan lutanay kay liye,
Main apni hasti mita sakta hoon tumhai paanay kay liye,
Milnay ki tumhai kabhi fursat nahi,
Is liye main sms karta hoon tumhai apni yaad dilanay kay liye.



Or

Ek din jab main duniya say chalay jaon ga,
Mat sochna tum ko bhool jaon ga,
Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere sms sitaroon par likhai nazar aa jaya karan gay.


Or



sms to yaad karnay ka bahana hai,
Na ki is ka maksaad tum ko satana hai,
Dil pay maat lay yaar mairay sms ko,
Mairi toh chahat bus tumhara muskurana hai.



Or



Har khushi main tumhari baat karta hoon,
Tum salamat raho yeh faryaad karta hoon,
Ab ek sms main kaisay batao,
Main tum ko kitna yaad karta hoon.



Yeh jo main nay 7 sms post kiye hain is post main maira maksaad is tarha kay sms say tha.

I hope s4u and Maryam app logo ko app kay sawaal kay jawab mil gaya hoon gay is post main, aghar is kay elwa bhi kuch pouch na hai toh please reply kar kay pouch lay na.
 

submarine Group: Members  Joined: 31st Mar, 2008  Topic: 15  Post: 194  Age:  26  
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 4:40pm
 

hahaha

nice reply wakai me agar google par search karlo to tume aese lakho sms mil jae gay jo kanjus par ho gay

 

haay bechara kanjoos

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 4:44pm
 

hE He hE !!

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS…

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 4:51pm
 

Karte raho

 
Karte raho
karte raho........?
karte raho......?
 
Besharmo ki tarah message receive karte raho...
Jab sharm aa jaye to ek SMS kar dena
 
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
...............................
Purana Loha becho.

Teen dabba becho.

Tute fute saman becho.
 
Plastic ke dibbe becho

Raddi akhbar becho.

Un paiso se
Balance dalva k 2-4
sms bhejo..
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 4:58pm
 

Karte raho

 
Karte raho
karte raho........?
karte raho......?
 
Besharmo ki tarah message receive karte raho...
Jab sharm aa jaye to ek SMS kar dena
 
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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
...............................
Purana Loha becho.

Teen dabba becho.

Tute fute saman becho.
 
Plastic ke dibbe becho

Raddi akhbar becho.

Un paiso se
Balance dalva k 2-4
sms bhejo..
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:24pm
 

HAHAHA !!!

,-|'"""""""""'''|
/--[SMS PoLiCe] ,-/'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''/
'''O'""""""O"O'"" /--[SMS PoLiCe]
Hum Aapko Arrest Karne Aye Hain, '''O'''''''''''''O''O''''''
Apki CompLain hy K Ap Apne Dosto'n ko koi SMS nhi karte.. ;->

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XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE'S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HAIN PAR AATA Nahi he.
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SMS Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi HE,
Nazar Mobile Pe Tika Rakhi HE,
Battery B Full Charge Kar Rakhi HE,
Per SMS Aaenge kese?
Dosti KANJUS?N Se Jo Bana Rakhi HE.


DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:27pm
 

its-pk

yaar aap ny jo sms post kye hain wo kunjoos waly sms nahi hain
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:35pm
 

Don Don SMS


Yun to DON Mazak kia nhi karta,
Gun tu kia Bulet b diya nhi karta,
ye to baat ap jese Dost ki hai,
Warna SMS to kya!
DON kisi ko apna Number b dia nhi krta.
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:36pm
 

tandrust Or tawana.

Agar ho udas to gao koi gana,
agar lagi hai bhok to khao tum khana,
agar ho bimar to karo aik sms rawana,
kyunkeh.
aik sms rozana,rakhy tandrust Or tawana.
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:37pm
 

Kanjusi

*****Masrufiyat*
*Kanjusi*
*Gurbat*
*Laparwahi*
*Narazgi*
*Guroor*
*Hath ki chot*
*Mobile ki kharabi*
*Alfaz ki qillat*
*Ya koi or waja hai
sms na kerne ki****
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:37pm
 

Dosti

Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K
Kisi Ko Dhoka Mat Do Apna Bana K
Karlo SmS Jab Tak Hum Zinda Hain
Phir Mat Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Mein Yadein Basa K... :->
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:38pm
 

last rupiya

 Yad rakh ker meri dosti ko tmne,
Meri zindagi per ek ehsan ker diya,
Is mobile main yeh last rupiya tha,
Dekho humne woh bhi tery nam kar diya.
DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:17th Mar 2009, 5:38pm
 

SMS karne k faide

SMS karne k faide
1- Mobile ko zung nahi lagta
2- Time pas ho jata hai
3- Jise karo ge wo khush rahe ga
4- Contact bana rahe ga
5- Koi kanjoos nahi kahega
its-pk Group: Members  Joined: 13th May, 2008  Topic: 18  Post: 181  Age:  25  
Posted on:18th Mar 2009, 10:13am
 

Re. DoN2009 (Kanjuss Per Sms !)

DoN2009 ! Yes mujhai pata hai, lakin dude woh aisay sms hain jo hum kisi ko bhi send karay toh unhai bora or insult feel nahi hoo aur hamara kaam bhi ho jaye ga .

Lakin thanks dude app nay bhi wasay kafi achay sms post kiye hai Nice !

DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:19th Mar 2009, 6:25am
 

its_pk

You Are Welcome dear Brother

Hum tum pe itna dying.,
jitna sea mein pani lying..,
Akash main panchi flying..,
Jugnu raat main gaying..,
kabse hum yunhi crying..,
Phir b U R not replying..!
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A dost tu jitni achi nibhata ha yaari
uski muje puri ha jaankari...
To phir dikha apni dildari aur
bhej itne msg ke aane na paye
meri bari;-)


DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:19th Mar 2009, 6:31am
 

:-)

Na Hawa Na Maya Hai,
Ehsaas Tumhara Aaya Hai,
Humain Bhi MSG Kar K Dekh Lo DOST,
COMPANY Ne Yeh MOBILE Sirf Tumhary RISTEYDARON K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai!!!
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/ \ // ??

Kya hua yaar agar sms ka balanc nahi he tou is me pao pakrne wali kia baat he uth jao phir kabhi sms bhaij dena
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DoN2009 Group: Members  Joined: 17th Mar, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 331  Age:   
Posted on:19th Mar 2009, 6:31am
 

Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje. Wo..?

Jo mujhe abhi msg na bheje. Wo..?
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Wo thori der baad bhi bhej sakta hai..!
Koi tension nahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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