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Jhutee Tareef

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civilengr Group: Members  Joined: 25th Oct, 2007  Topic: 10  Post: 36  Age:  30  
Posted on:10th Oct 2008, 4:08am
 

Jhutee Tareef

Aadab arz hai..

Maqsad yae hai iss behas ka kay aap apne jutee tareef kay qilay ke deewar kis had tak uunchee kar saktay hain..pata to chalay zara..Chalo mai he shuru karta hun..

Ha je to main hun Umar. I mean Saith Umar. bohat he ameer uff. itna paisa kay paisa he paisa. Qabar mai apnay sath lay kar jaun ga na. or beauty to muj pay khatum hai. kay mujy apny husn pay itna ghurur hai kai mai kisi aam shakal kay banday ko lift tak nae karata. Apna bank balance to mai bhar kay rakhta hun. Aur ha Ghareeb ko muj say dur he rakho. 

Mai batana bhul gaya. meri height 6 feet hai. ghanay baal. larkeyaa mujay daikhte hain to sans rok laitee hain  kay kahee mai un ke sans say urr he na jaun. weight jo kam hai. iss leyay mai wo mehangi wali Aatay ke bori apnay paas rakhta hu..

Haaa...Khamoossh Had e aadab

Takhleya

sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:10th Oct 2008, 10:21am
 

civilengr

yar main to sirf apni aajzi bayan kar sakta hoon. lekin es ka matalb ya nahi k main kabi jhoot nahi bolta, kabi kabi jhoot b bolta hoon. lekin jab kabi b mian ne jhoot bola hai os jhoot ki dewaar ziada oncha nahi kar saka hoon. actually jab mian jhoot bolta hoon to pir muje yaad nahi aata k main ne kab, aur kis k saamne ye baat boli hai,, jab next time baat samne aati hai to sharminda hona parta hai. es lie mian ne jhoot bolna chor dia hai.

yar brother topic aap ne acha start kia hai, lekin plz topic start kar ke ghaieb mat ho jana. jitna ho sake es topic k saath saath chalte rehna plz.

urdu poetry: Dam Hai Kia)  wahan se to tum ghaieb ho chuke ho.

civilengr Group: Members  Joined: 25th Oct, 2007  Topic: 10  Post: 36  Age:  30  
Posted on:15th Oct 2008, 2:35pm
 

Hmm sahi...

Yae topic kuch ajeeb ajeeb sa lag raha hai aab..muhazzib tpoics he shru karnay chaheyaein...

Shukria brother for post.

Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:20th May 2009, 11:37pm
 

re: jhooti tareef

mai apni jhooti tareef kia karoo; sachchi baat yeh hai keh mai aik bewaqoof hoo.
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