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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 1:02am |
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 Breaking News!
Breaking News!
Aaj India ke Prime Minister Man Mohan Singh kele ke chilke se slip ho gaye!
Prime Minister ka ye kehna hai ke...
Kela Pakistani tha.....
lol
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 1:04am |
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 Bijli Chali Gai To?
1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 1:17am |
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 candle light dinner
candle light dinner
The most rommantic country of the world..?
guess!
O yes! pakistan u know y?
har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to wapda)
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 1:35am |
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2 Nafal Shukrane ke Lady to Doctor on Phone:
Meray bache ko Current laga hai, mein kya karun??
Doctor: Pehle aap do nafal shukrane ke ada karein ke aap ki taraf light aa rahi hai.
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 8:37am |
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s4u hehehehhehe
light aa rhi hai.....
bht acheyyyyyyyy
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lucky4all
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Jan, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 11 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 8:52am |
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Sardar Got Promotion Sardar Got promotion from Clerk to Manager, n happily come to his home and told his wife, " Oye Manjeetay aaj ke baad tu manager ke saat soyegi"
Ha ha ha ha
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happy123
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Dec, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 159 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 8:57am |
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azaab molvi went to zardari n said ....awam ko mat tang kero warna Allah ka azaab aye ga
zardari said ..bhole baadshahoo ,,,main hi woh azaab hon ,jo aahon |
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happy123
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Dec, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 159 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 9:00am |
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change into passive teacher,,,change into passive,,
[sun saan jagahoon per bachy jaaty hain to hadsey ho jaty hain ]
student said ,,sunsaan jaghoon per huy hadsoon main bachy ho jaty hain ,, |
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snowyrose
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Group: Members Joined: 15th Jan, 2009 Topic: 5 Post: 133 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 6:32pm |
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happy 123 wah wah bache ho jate hai... |
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snowyrose
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Group: Members Joined: 15th Jan, 2009 Topic: 5 Post: 133 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 6:34pm |
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s4u app ke yeh jokes wapda waloo ke muhabbat mein hai ya nafrat mein. hahaha |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Feb 2009, 1:21am |
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snowyrose donu hi samjh lein...
thanks Zebi bhai
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civilengr
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Group: Members Joined: 25th Oct, 2007 Topic: 10 Post: 36 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Feb 2009, 2:43pm |
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Bemar kaka Punjabi bhaeyo or behno say mazrat kay saath!!!
Doctor to Punjabi newly modernized woman: Haan je mauhterma kya masala dar peish hai...?
Punjabi modernized women: Doctor saab..oo je maira kaka hai na, eik week da..na eat da aay tay na sleep da aay, bas weep da aay tay cheekh da aay...
hehehehehehehehehe...sorry agar bura laga...just a joke... |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Feb 2009, 8:59am |
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civilengr hehehehhehe
very funny |
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wonderr
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Group: Members Joined: 25th Sep, 2008 Topic: 0 Post: 6 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Feb 2009, 7:30pm |
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civil engnr itni mazrat kion ker rahay ho ?????
kisi khan sahab ko ghussa ajayega |
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sunehri76
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Group: Members Joined: 04th Aug, 2007 Topic: 100 Post: 4647 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Feb 2009, 11:29pm |
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Fakeer 2009 Fakeer : baji mujhe khana do mai buka hun
baji: khana abhi nahi bana bad me ana..!!
Fakeer; acha baji ap mera mobile nr le lain,jab khana ban jaye to mujhe call kar dena...!!
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ek Sardar Pco gaya,aur operator ko do zor dar thappad lagye,
sochain kyoon???
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........ sochain....
kyoonke
shop pe likha tha, " nr milane se pehle do lagana na bhulain."
hahahhaaa............
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Feb 2009, 5:10am |
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 SUNEHRI ji
very funny:) |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:25th Feb 2009, 10:22pm |
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Sardar & Zebra One Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Tracksuitt pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:25th Feb 2009, 10:23pm |
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Sardar g Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up. |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:25th Feb 2009, 10:26pm |
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BUzzzzzzzzz An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says:
"I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says:
"I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. |
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uetian31
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2008 Topic: 20 Post: 1006 Age:
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| Posted on:25th Feb 2009, 10:26pm |
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Brief...... Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief' |
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