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zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:13th Jan 2009, 9:16am
 

hehehehhe

ek pathan 100 k note per likha hua number dial ker rha tha....

admi ne pucha: ye tum kia ker rahey ho?

pathan: main dekh rha tha k Quaid-e-Azam to wafat pa gaye hain to phr unka mobile kis k pas hai ;-p

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7711  Age:  55  
Posted on:19th Jan 2009, 10:54am
 

Piyaar & Mohabbat

Teacher: Piyaar aur Mohabbat maiN kia faraq hotaa hai

Student: air aap apni beTy (daughter) say jo kartay haiN woh piyaar kahlaataa hai...... aur jo maiN aap ki beTy say kartaa houN, ossay mohabbat kahtay haiN..... lol

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:19th Jan 2009, 11:15pm
 

zeb & rizvi bhai

hahaha bohat funny  jokes hain :)
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:20th Jan 2009, 10:08am
 

thanks

thanks dear
Michael007 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jan, 2009  Topic: 0  Post: 1  Age:  28  
Posted on:23rd Jan 2009, 10:39am
 

Jokes

    Nice jokes
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 6:26am
 

thanks yar

thnakssssssss
jtm Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 311  Age:  50  
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 11:23pm
 

joke

Lady : TIme Kitna howa hey

sardar : Bra Pantie

Lady: kuttey time pocha hey

Sardar: kaminie time hi tou batya hey Bra Pantie (12:35)

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 12:04pm
 

yeh joke hae?

hahaha hahaha
jai Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 17  Post: 103  Age:  29  
Posted on:24th Jan 2009, 4:51pm
 

kuch me b likh doon

U.S.A ne chor pakarny ki machine tayar ki pehli bar wahin istamal ki gayi
results
usa me 30 minut me 15 chor pakry gaye
england me 30 minut me 70 chor pakry gaye
india me 30 minut me 100 chor pakry gaye
or pakistan me 15 minut me machine he chori ho gayi

hahahahahahah

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 130  Post: 7711  Age:  55  
Posted on:25th Jan 2009, 3:39am
 

gud / bad news

doc: mrs noor aap k liyeh aik gud news hai

lady: lekin maiN mrs noor nahi miss noor houN

doc: phir aap k liyeh aik bad news hai...... aap maaN bannay wali haiN

(forum aur yahaaN aksar poochay gaye sawaalaat ki 'monaasebat' say yeh aik 'islaahi-joke' hai)

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:26th Jan 2009, 9:09am
 

myrizwi

hehheheheheh
Shefali Group: Members  Joined: 06th Jan, 2009  Topic: 2  Post: 139  Age:  25  
Posted on:1st Feb 2009, 2:54am
 

Stupid to Khan Saab

STUPID: Khan saab aap ki shadi hui hai?
KHAN: Haan hui na,ek Aurat se hui hai.
STUPID: Shadi aurat se hi hoti hai mard se nahi .
KHAN: Shadi mard se b hoti hai,
meri behen ki shadi mard se hui na!!!

hehehehe

Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  31  
Posted on:2nd Feb 2009, 7:20am
 

Zardari

Zardari Sahib meera ka dance dekhne gye.

Dance k Baaud meera Sharma k boli: Woh Pesay

Zardari: Chal pagli, ab tere se b loonga kia???

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:2nd Feb 2009, 7:50am
 

hehe

:-).............
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:2nd Feb 2009, 8:57am
 

shefali & bhimji

very funny:)
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:3rd Feb 2009, 2:44am
 

Beeji

heheheh.....

nice joke...bilkul aapki trha funny...lols



happy123 Group: Members  Joined: 30th Dec, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 159  Age:  40  
Posted on:3rd Feb 2009, 8:09am
 

same problem

sunnys teacher sent a note home to his mother ,saying 'sunny seems to be a very bright boy but   spend too much time thinking about girls'

the mother wrote back the next day,if u find a solution, plz advise.bcoz i hv the same problem with his father ...

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:3rd Feb 2009, 9:06am
 

heheheh

lolsssssssss
saira khan Group: Members  Joined: 15th Dec, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 164  Age:  26  
Posted on:3rd Feb 2009, 5:36pm
 

2 sardar....

2 sarsar chalty chalty rok gye ..

1st sardar:oye  rabba!

Samne meri bivi or meri girlfriend ek sath arahi hain....

 

2nd sardar:Mai bhi yahi keny wala tha..

 

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:4th Feb 2009, 6:53am
 

saira khan

very funny:)
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