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Urdu Lateefa Of The Week

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zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:6th Feb 2009, 8:59am
 

heheheheh

lolssssssssssss
Jajja Group: Members  Joined: 07th Feb, 2009  Topic: 0  Post: 5  Age:  33  
Posted on:7th Feb 2009, 4:50pm
 

Joke

Doctor: Sardar ji aap k gurday fail ho gaye hain..

Sardar: hah hahaha  What a joke " mere gurday kabhi school gaye hi nahi.."

Jajja Group: Members  Joined: 07th Feb, 2009  Topic: 0  Post: 5  Age:  33  
Posted on:7th Feb 2009, 5:11pm
 

Joke

Nargis Sabzi wale se: " ye kia hai?"
Sabzi wala: "Madam ji ye mooli hai"
Nargis: "tumhare liye ye mooli ho gi, mere liye to Mamooli hai"

Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:7th Feb 2009, 5:15pm
 

jajja

gurdon wala joke nice hae:)
sharara Group: Members  Joined: 26th Jan, 2009  Topic: 1  Post: 12  Age:  31  
Posted on:7th Feb 2009, 9:36pm
 

bhimji

Zardari & meera wala latifa bohat acha thaa....hahahahahaa
lucky4all Group: Members  Joined: 20th Jan, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 11  Age:  29  
Posted on:8th Feb 2009, 8:30am
 

Gabbar Sing

Gabbar sing ke paida hote he uski maa ne usse 2 thappad mare logon ne poucha usse kyun mare to maa boli Saala bahar aate hi pouchta hai, kitne aadmi the....
lucky4all Group: Members  Joined: 20th Jan, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 11  Age:  29  
Posted on:8th Feb 2009, 8:34am
 

Shayeri

Bheegte rahe baarishon me aksar, maangi kissi se panah to nahi,

hasratain poori na ho to na hi sahi, kwab dekhna koi guna to nahi.
lucky4all Group: Members  Joined: 20th Jan, 2009  Topic: 3  Post: 11  Age:  29  
Posted on:8th Feb 2009, 8:36am
 

Date

Maa bate se kal kahan gaye the, beta maa se maa date pe gaya tha, maa ghusse se kisliye? beta masoomiyat se haan maa bohut kiss liye........
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:9th Feb 2009, 9:08am
 

lucky4al

hehehehheheh very gud yar
nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  25  
Posted on:9th Feb 2009, 1:13pm
 

Father & Son

Father:beta tumen kesi bivi chheye?

Son:papa jo kal rat aye or Subha chali jaye

nelish Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jan, 2008  Topic: 25  Post: 1147  Age:  25  
Posted on:9th Feb 2009, 1:17pm
 

joks

aik murgi ne teen andey deye or dua karne lagi ya allah naik aulad dena pehla anda tota choza namaz parh raha tha dosra tota wo tasbhi kar raha tha tesra tota hi nahi murgi pareshan ho gayi.andar se awaz ayi ammi jan main aifikaf main betha hon:hahahahah
Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  31  
Posted on:11th Feb 2009, 10:51am
 

Pathan

Aik Pathan ne maulana sahib ko bohat maara,
kisi ne pocha kyun maara.
PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,
janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…

Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  31  
Posted on:11th Feb 2009, 10:52am
 

Pathan and Sardar

Ek pathna or sardar science ka taejuba kar rahe thay
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.nichay kia talash kar rahe ho joke to upar hi khatam ho gaya hai….

civilengr Group: Members  Joined: 25th Oct, 2007  Topic: 10  Post: 36  Age:  30  
Posted on:12th Feb 2009, 1:44pm
 

Pyar ke Inteha

Larka (leri say): JANO..May tum ko bangla dilau ga, car dilau ga, sona dilau ga...

Lerki: Uff...suchiiiii...Acha sham ko park to aao gae na...pls..

Larka: Han, agar ammi nay bus ka kiraya diya tab aau ga...

 

hehehehehehehe....

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 12:41am
 

Pakistino Ki Hakimat...........!

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga
Jab
Dunya pr

Pakistanio
ki Hakumat ho gi..

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Kiu k

Baki insan
Taraki kr k

Chand pr
ja Chukay hogey
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 12:48am
 

Career Ka Aghaaz

Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti

Ye lo Jharu

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Or shandar career ka aghaaz karo.
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 12:50am
 

98th Annversary

Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hai.
So plz sub pyar karne walon se request
hai kTitanic ki yad ko taza kerty hovy tamam ashiq "DOOB" kar mar jain,
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 12:52am
 

Tum Late Kiu Aey?

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 12:57am
 

Bilawal ke Abbu

Benazir apni new kitaab mein likhti hein aaj kal...

A for Apple.

B for Banana..!

Bilawal ke abbu zara jaldi 'Ooper' aana...

Aameen...!
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:14th Feb 2009, 1:00am
 

Yar Tumhare Bal?

1st friend .. yar tumhare ball q jhar rahe hain ?
second friend.. yar tension se ..
1st friend.. kesi tension ?
second friend.. yahe k ball q jhar rahe hain..
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