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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:5th May 2008, 8:04am |
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 hehe joke
aadmi: Dr sahab mujhey sardar bana dijiye....
Dr: to phr ap ka 50% dimagh nikalna parey ga...
aadmi: nikal deyn...
Dr ne opertaion ker k by mistake 90% nikal diya....jub aadmi hosh mein aya to bola: "ye kia ker diya tum ne kochaaaaaaa....: ;-p |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:6th May 2008, 6:29am |
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but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy no participation from any one........... |
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ch Babar
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Group: Members Joined: 15th Jul, 2007 Topic: 32 Post: 1873 Age:
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| Posted on:6th May 2008, 6:41am |
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Zeb agar pathan aqalmandi ki baat kare to is kamtlib woh pthan nahi hae ??? :) |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:6th May 2008, 8:21am |
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babar lolssssssssssssssssssssssss ;-0 |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:7th May 2008, 8:41am |
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equation joke Eq 1: study = dont fail
Eq 2: dont study = fail
add both...
study + dnt study = fail + dont fail
take common
study (1+dnt) = fail (1+dnt)
so,.....it shows
study = fail
then why waist time.........just chill |
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:8th May 2008, 2:08am |
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Maan Beti
Maan ne beti se kaha"aray yai kabab pelay pelay se hain aur karway bi hain
beti"amman!aap ne hi to kaha tha k jab kou cheez jal jaey tu usse
Burnal laga dia karo." |
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:8th May 2008, 2:30am |
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He He He He Q asked to lawyer: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? Ans Givern by him: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! ;-)
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Red Chilli
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| Posted on:8th May 2008, 10:46pm |
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 hahhahahahhah
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:8th May 2008, 10:58pm |
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Sardar's wish Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving.. |
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:8th May 2008, 10:59pm |
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Sardar's Tregedy Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?" First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test." |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 1:54am |
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 PAKISTAN means In 2008...
P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr
A = Aata 26 Rs Kg
K = Khud Kash hamle
I = Ilm Ki Kami
S = Sarkoon Pe Paani
T = Traffic Jamm
A = Awaam Helpless
N = No Electricity
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Red Chilli
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 2:07am |
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Beautystar uncle ye aap ke nanne munne dimaagh ne kudh likha hai?
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 5:26am |
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Uff yeh computer Engg. Little boy to his computer Engineer father;
DAD HOW WAS I BORN?
Father
Well Son ur MOM and I get together at yahoo. We have set up a date via e-mail and met in a firewall. It was too late to hit delete and after nine months a pop up window appeared saying! YOU HAVE GOT A MALE.
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 5:34am |
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HaHaHa BETI: Maan Bahir Pathan phirr rahe hain.
MAAN: Tu beti andar aa ja, in ki nayyeat theek nahi hoti.
BETI: Maan Pathan Pakistani hain.
MAAN: Tu beti phhir jaldi se BAKRI ko bhi andar le aa.
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 6:53am |
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Santa santa to banta:
do u know wat wud u get if a cow dances?
banta(very excited):no please tell me
santa:guidance |
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 7:11am |
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Sardar A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.
Why???
Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 10:34am |
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bhimji hehehhehehhe
very gud jokes..........
and very gud jokes by alllllllllllll members
gud....keep it up ;-p |
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nelish
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Group: Members Joined: 13th Jan, 2008 Topic: 25 Post: 1147 Age:
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 11:25pm |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ............................. |
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doctorpk
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| Posted on:9th May 2008, 12:05pm |
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hamza636
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| Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 7:09am |
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nice nice
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