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Ugly-Sana
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007 Topic: 7 Post: 539 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Oct 2007, 7:58pm |
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 Ashy
I loved your joke with George Bush, It was so funny, i could just imagine him talking like that and getting nervous.
Sardaar joke was cool too, agar ab un ke ghar fifth bar bhi twins ho gaye to unhien naam rakhney chahiyein. Double Trouble. |
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:30th Oct 2007, 9:33am |
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 another sardari joke
aik bar srdar ji ki bv beemar ho k hospital gai wahan pe dono k blood group check kia gia
sister nay aa k bataya k sardar ji aap dono ka blood group aik hee hy to sardar ji nay kuch aisa jawab dia
o milta kion na ho ji kambakhat 20 saal say to har roz mera khoon choos rahi hy |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Nov 2007, 11:58pm |
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Doctor . . . DOCTOR : You look exactly like my 3rd wife .
LADY : So, How many wife do you have doctor ?
DOCTOR : Only Two . . . .
Moral of the story: " Express Smart Ideas Smartly "
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:28pm |
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Sardar Joke
Sardar 1: Raat ko aik english film ki CD dekhi us main na awaz thi na story .... !
Sardar 2: Film ka naam kya tha ..... ???
Sardar 1: "No Disc Inserted" |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:30pm |
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Baap Beta
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi ?
Papa: Haan !
Beta: Kis se hui ?
Papa: Bewakuf teri mummy se ....
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li .
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:32pm |
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Innocent Child
Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay .
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls Hostel hai ... !
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain .
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:33pm |
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Shareef Shohar
Ek Shareef Admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: "Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo ..... !"
B.V Masoomiyat se: "Aur aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hai NOMAN hain .... !"
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:35pm |
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Welcome to PAKISTAN
1Hand on Horn
1Hand on Gear
1Ear Listening 2 Songz
1Ear on de Mobile
1Foot on Accelator
Other on Clutch
. . . . . & Eyez On Girlz ------> Welcome 2 PAKISTAN A busy Nation
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:37pm |
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Meaning of WIFE
Husband ask, " Do u know meaning of WIFE ? "
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime !!!
Wife replies, It means -
With
Idiot
For
Ever !!!
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Nov 2007, 7:02pm |
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hehehehehe TC fined ticketless girls....
Churidar girls....Rs. 100/-
Skirt Girls ...... Rs. 50/-
Mini Skirt Girls ... Rs.25/-
Next girl was fined ****** Rs. 0/-
Why?
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Think positive +++++++++++ yaar!!!!!!!
She had a TICKET yaar........ ....
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Nov 2007, 1:53pm |
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Khan Sahab 1st Pathan : Jab hum chota tha tab Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gaya tha .
2nd Pathan : Phir kiya howa , Tum mar gaya tha ya baach gaya tha ?
1st Pathan : Hum ko sahi se yaad nahi kyun kah uss waqt hum buhat chotah tha .
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Ugly-Sana
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007 Topic: 7 Post: 539 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Nov 2007, 1:57pm |
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To Beauty Star Assalam-u-alaikum,,, My CUte Brother,,,
I must say, You RULE the forum, You've posted very nice replies to all the threads, Really great work is shown by you. I'm very impressed. Kepp it up.
Nice Jokes too, You're very Cute,,, and you participate in almost all the topics with your sensibility. Thanks for being around.
Take Care, I'll speak to you later, Bye |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Nov 2007, 5:43am |
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To : Beautiful-Sana Walaikum Salam ,
Dear Sister , Well ajj kal Sernior Members kam hi reply kartey hain iss liyah app ko aaisa lagta hai warna Reply tou sab hi kartey hain Medical ho ya Non-Medical Section .
FORUM bhi acha hai or Members bhi ache hain tou Participation khudh ba khudh ho hi jatey hai :)
Take care,
ALLAH Hafiz.
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sunehri76
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Group: Members Joined: 04th Aug, 2007 Topic: 100 Post: 4647 Age:
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| Posted on:7th Dec 2007, 9:33pm |
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read this joke An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three
main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
" green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say " yellow"
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nikama
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Group: Members Joined: 15th Oct, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 1808 Age:
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| Posted on:7th Dec 2007, 11:19pm |
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 Sheikh Sb
Sheikh sb on his last braeth very worried hardly opening his eyes,asked about his mother ,father.people said they are here.Sh sb asked about his wife childs,servants & eevery body.People said all are here with you.Sb sb..then why the side room light is on.. |
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Dec 2007, 3:02pm |
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see you TOMORROW A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile... .Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail.................................
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: November 30, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here;
we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to see you TOMORROW ! |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2007, 9:26am |
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 ;-)
hehehehehe
very very nice ashy
very nice
i like it very much |
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zero
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Nov, 2007 Topic: 0 Post: 48 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2007, 7:51pm |
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taveez
air hostess pathan passenger se:
"sir ap kia lena pasund krein gey, tea or coffee?
pathan,"yaar hmein wo taveez wala chae pilao!"
air hostess,"sir vo taweez nai tea bag he!"
BV: sunein dr. ne mje kisi purfza mqam pe ja k rest krne ki takid ki he. to hum kahan ja rahey hein?
SHOHAR: doosrey dr k paas! |
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Hangama
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 39 Post: 1284 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2007, 8:08pm |
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Frog future and Choti Si Bat Frog Future:
A young frog goes to Palmist to knowo its future.
Palmist: you will meet a young girl, who want to know every thing about you
Frog: Great When and Where?
Palmist:Next year in biology lab
Aik choti si bat:
A girl proposed a boy and boy said no but girl was not sad.
Her friends asked: Dont U Feel Sad?
Girl: I lost the one who never loved me but he lost the one who realy love him. |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Dec 2007, 10:23am |
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How Wives call their Husbands in first 7 years of Marriage
How Wives call their Husbands in first 7 years of Marriage :
1st Year . . . AG
2nd Year . . . OG
3rd Year . . . SunteY Hooo
4th Year . . . Munna K Abba
5th Year . . . Mainey Kaha SunteY Hoo
6th Year . . . Kahan Mar Gaye Hoo
7th Year . . . Aap Aatey Hoo K Maiyn Aaoon
8th Year . . . Woh Yahan per Post nahi kar saktha ..... (lol)
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