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Urdu Jokes: Lets Share Jokes - I

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Red Chilli Group: Members  Joined: 20th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 4962  Age:   
Posted on:26th Apr 2008, 10:41am
 

hahahahhahah

bohat acheeeeeeeeeeeee
Sooth Group: Members  Joined: 18th Jul, 2007  Topic: 303  Post: 1937  Age:   
Posted on:28th Apr 2008, 10:40pm
 

bore ho rahi thi soocha joke hi likh doon.

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt:-)

zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 7:02am
 

checking weight ;-p

ek larki ne weight machine coin dal ker apna wazan check kia...its 58 kg...

sandal utari...now it bcoms 56 kg

jacket utari...53 kg

phr dobata...52 kg

aur coin khatammmmmmmmmmm

1 bhikari bola: " tu chaloo rakh...coin main dalta hun "

hehehehhehe ;-p

hamzi Group: Members  Joined: 24th Mar, 2008  Topic: 11  Post: 1070  Age:  28  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 7:16am
 

@zeb

simply awesome sis
saima arif Group: Members  Joined: 26th Mar, 2008  Topic: 10  Post: 401  Age:  36  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 7:46am
 

joke

1 admi tha uss kay pass bhoot moti tazi muguya thi wo un ko badam or pistey khilata tha incom tax waloon ko pata chla to wo uss ka ghar gaye ur uss say bhoot sara tax liya unhoon na kaha tum ameer admi ho tax do tum  to appni chikens ko itna mahnga khna khilate ho.phir uss admi ney dar kay marey appni murgi ko bahir choor diya takey wo bahir say kuch kachra wagera kha ley,1 admi ney uss say pocha key tum appni mugi ko kiya khilatey ho to uss ko tax wali bat yad aiee to uss ney kah diya key wo to bahir ja kar kachra kha leti hay,uss admi ney kaha key may animal department say hoon tum ko may jail ley kar jawoon ga ku key tum appni murgi ka khyal nahi rakhtey un ko kachra khilatey ho uss ney uss ko jail may dal diya.kuch maheney ka bad jab wo jail say wapis aya to phir kisi admi ney uss ko pcha key bhai sahib app appni murgi ko kiya khilatey hay bhoot sahat manad hey app ki mugi uss ney jawab diya key ji pata nahi hum to cash day detey wo khood hi khreed kar kha leti hey.haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa

kesa tha joke ?

razi_82 Group: Members  Joined: 16th Apr, 2008  Topic: 6  Post: 369  Age:  32  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 9:28am
 

saima

sahi tha laikin end main thorha izafa kar lein us ko incom tax walay pakarh kar le jaty hain....
saima arif Group: Members  Joined: 26th Mar, 2008  Topic: 10  Post: 401  Age:  36  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 9:40am
 

razi

itna acha joke bataya or app kah rahey hay key bus sahi tha itni mehnat say typ kiya tha
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 10:30am
 

boss joke

Lady Secratary: " Sir its ur wife call....she want 2 kiss u on the phone..."

Boss: "Take the msg and giv me late... " ;-p

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 1:52pm
 

Sureeli Awaz...

Shohar BV se :  Munna kabse ro ro kar halkan horha ha.. ise loori suna k sula kyun nahi deti..?

BV :  Loori de kar sulati hoon to pardosi kehte hain k munne ko hi rone do..!

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 2:00pm
 

Naughty Joke..... (lolzzz)

Wife 2 Husband :

Janu Chalo Meri Kameez Utaro.. Jaldee Shabash.. Ab Meri Shelwar Utaro Chalo na... that's like a good husband.

Janu... Aur Khaberdar Jo Ainda Kabhi Meray Kapdray Pehnay ;)
Red Chilli Group: Members  Joined: 20th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 4962  Age:   
Posted on:29th Apr 2008, 4:15pm
 

waah waah waaah

ahhahahahahahhah
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:30th Apr 2008, 7:40am
 

joke

Jub koi aam insan marta hai to uski kabar per likha jata hai

AKHRI ARAAM GAH

When Musharaf dies it will me

AKHRI HARAAM DA!

sunehri76 Group: Members  Joined: 04th Aug, 2007  Topic: 100  Post: 4647  Age:  38  
Posted on:30th Apr 2008, 7:45am
 

zeb

hahahaaaaa......bad joke about Musharaf but acha haiiiiii......maine abhi apne husband ko bhi sunaya hai
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:30th Apr 2008, 8:00am
 

sunehri

thankx dear sis lolsssssss
Red Chilli Group: Members  Joined: 20th Feb, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 4962  Age:   
Posted on:30th Apr 2008, 12:27pm
 

Zeb uncle

 aap ne gali wala joke likha hai.. very bad
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:2nd May 2008, 6:02am
 

red chilli

its a joke dearrrrrrrrr

 

Sawan Group: Members  Joined: 01st May, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 6  Age:  28  
Posted on:2nd May 2008, 6:22am
 

salam

hello every body
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:2nd May 2008, 8:46am
 

sawan

hi dear...welcome here

participate kero.... :-)

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:3rd May 2008, 3:41am
 

Molvi Sahab

Ek Admi Molvi Sahab K Pass Gaya or Pucha:

Kya Larki K Saath Sona Gunnah Hai..?

Molvi Sahab:

Gunnah Nahin Hai per Masla Yeh Hai K Tum Log Sotay Nahin Ho ;)

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:3rd May 2008, 3:42am
 

Glucose

Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main..
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main..
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy..??? 

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy.. Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo... (lol)

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