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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Dec 2007, 7:27am |
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 hehehe
heheheheheh
bht mazey ka hai beautystar ;-) |
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Dec 2007, 8:26am |
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 i'm back with lots of laughters
aoa
dears after a long period i'm back actually i had severe headache .heres a joke that i like very much...........
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job.
Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job.
Santa singh says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.
On interview day, Santa singh says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell
you, Sir.
Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr. Banta?
BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir. |
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Dec 2007, 8:52am |
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some more laughs
There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
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Ek Gadha : Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha : To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha : Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai …
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, “teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga…!” bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon…!!!
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A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”
“Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”
“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”
“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Dec 2007, 9:30am |
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hehehhe hehehhhehehe
very nice ashy .... very funny ;-) |
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zero
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Nov, 2007 Topic: 0 Post: 48 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2007, 9:11pm |
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mazaak aik admi halaat se tang a kar sard ah bharta hai or kehta hai:"is zindagi sai to mot achi hai!"
mot ka farishta a jata hai:"tumhari rooh qabz karne ka hukm mila hai!"
admi ghabra k:"hun banda gal v na kare???" |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Dec 2007, 2:02pm |
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Joke
Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai :
"jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"
wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai :
"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja ......... "
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Dec 2007, 2:05pm |
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 For Unmarried Girls
Allah aap ko
Lambay Lambay baalon wala
Kali Kali bardey bardey aankhon wala
Meethi si awaz wala
Chhen chhabeela
Khoobsoorat sa
Smart sa .....................................................
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Bakra ataa farmaye Qurbani ke liy (Ameen)
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 8:58am |
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;-0 hehehehe
very nice beautystar........
:-) |
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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 9:11am |
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very nice jokes! ashy beautystar zero tum log chhaa gaey ho, very nice jokes.
ashy apkay jokes number 1 hain. bohat funny jokes hain. gadha mosquito or dog & lion hahaaaaa zabardast. bohat maza aya parh kar.
Keep sending. |
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hussain ja
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Group: Members Joined: 06th Dec, 2007 Topic: 8 Post: 222 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 2:19pm |
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hahahahahahahah nice jokes yar Beauty star |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 7:08pm |
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Memon and his last Words .....
A memon on his death time . . . . .
Memon : My Wife ...... Where r u ???
Wife : Yes , I m here .... !
Memon : My Sons , My Daughters r u all here ???
Yes Papa ... !
To phir yeh barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal raha hay ...... :D
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 7:10pm |
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Cement Factory
Eak Dost : Tumney to kaha tha keh mein cement ki factory banaon gaa to abhi tak banaya nahee???
Dosra dost : Kiya karoun Factory banay ke liyaee Cement hi nahee mil raha
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 7:12pm |
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Pyar
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo ..............
Hawain kehti hain pyar karo ..............
Ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo ...........
Lekin . . . . . .
Ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo :(
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 7:16pm |
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Pathan as Army Officer
Pathan joined the army and was given a gun ,
Pathan : Sir is ki nali apni taraf karon k dushman ki taraf ?
Major : Kisi bhi taraf rakh lay faida mulak ka he hoga .
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 7:18pm |
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Girls are Naughty & Boys are Innocent
Boy : Chalo kisi sunsaan jagah chaltey hain ....... !
Girl : Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ....... ?
Boy : Bilkul nahi ....... !
Girl : Tou phir rehne hi dooooooo ;)
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Dec 2007, 7:21pm |
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Papa / Dad
Papa beti sa : Beti pehlay to tum mujhey Papa kehti thein ... Lekin ab tum mujhey Dad kehti ho , akhir Kyun ???
Beti : Oh DaD , PaPa kehnay say LipStick kharab hoti hay ....... !
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zaidi_250b
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Group: Members Joined: 19th Sep, 2007 Topic: 10 Post: 45 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2007, 8:28am |
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Sardar Sardar1: yaar aaj meri murghi ne anda dia..
Sardar2: tou ye kon si bari baat hai?
Sardar1: agar ye bari baat nahi tou tum de kar dikhaao..
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Aik aadmi jungle se ja raha tha k saamny se sher aa gaya
sher ne kaha main tumhara khoon pi jaaon ga
aadmi: mera khoon tou thanda hai, aisa karo peechay 1 jawan aadmi aa raha hai us ka khoon garam hai tum us ka khoon pi jaao
Sher: Nahi, aaj mera Cold Drink peenay ko dil chah raha hai
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Faqeer: Aap k paas bhookay k liay khaana hai??
Begum Sahiba: Haan hai tou sahi lekin abhi wo bhooka daftar se nahi aaya
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He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara Bhi Nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab Isme Daalo.
He : Achha Laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO.... ...
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Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??
Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi
Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay! |
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2007, 10:03am |
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man & Dr Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. |
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zero
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Nov, 2007 Topic: 0 Post: 48 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2007, 9:13pm |
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sharam fakeer: baji allah kay naam par paisay de do?
aurat: sharam nahi aati sarak par bheek mangtay huay!
akeer: tairay1 rupay k liye ab office kholun kya!!! |
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pinky7861
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2007, 9:47pm |
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zeb App ki baygam nay per lia na tu pattai ho gi....heheheheeee |
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