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info1234 |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Nov, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 606 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Nov 2011, 12:17pm |
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 most genius student Waterr.... :P
"....sirf itni si buterring ;)nahe....aur mehnat karaiN...." buttering ko chorain.. deal kar letay hian... aap apni hidden salahiyaton ka bharpoor muzahira kartay huway myrizwi sahab ko kisi bhi tarhan convince kar dain k woh mujhay (200,000 - 56,780 =) 143220 rupees de dain...... agar mujhay yeh pesay mil gayay, tau un main se 75000 apko de don ga....ok ? done ? its a great offer... so, shart yeh hai k pehlay yeh paisay mujhay milnay chahien.. ! "....phir maiN aapka group join karney ka soochna shoro karney kay barrey maiN soochouN gi....." woh bad main dekha jaey ga.. pehlay mujhay apna maksad pora karna hai..
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Waterr |
Group: Members Joined: 15th Jul, 2009 Topic: 59 Post: 3787 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Nov 2011, 3:02pm |
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myrizvi & info myrizvi apsay sawal ha kay loog har dafa masoom /bholey bhalay logooun ko kyun bewaqoof bunatey haiN . woh to pehley hee 'bhooley' hotey haiN? oounko mazeed bhola kyun kartey haiNubb misaal apkay samney ha mujh masoom ko info double tarah say bhola buna rahey. caption maiN buttering kay toR pe genius student neechey khud 62% kay kareeb khud rakh rahey paisey. nahe ji pehle zamaney kay oostad ' bey loss' ho kay ilam ka zakheera agaey transfer kartey theiy ajkal kay ostaad to pehley 200000 demand kartey haiN |
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 119 Post: 7046 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Nov 2011, 10:10pm |
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ostaad vs ostaad
waterr dont be confused between ostaadzzz
woh ostaad ilm taqseem kia kartay thay, bay los hokar
yeh ostaad currency note maangaa kartay haiN aur jab bus k peechay say conducter ki awaaz aati hai ... (iss maheenay ki income k) 2 lakh jamaa hogaa.y ostaad ... ab break choRo aur "race" ko dabaa do ostaad ... double hai , jaanay dos
agar apnay public bus maiN kabhi safar kia ho to aisay aksar ostaadouN say paala paRa hi hoga ... yehi ostaad jab 2 laakh mil jayaiN to "maalik" ko yehi cash detay howay woh woh buttering kartay haiN k koi kahaaN tak likhay aut koi kahaaN tak paRhay lol
buttering ... eeN sa'aadat bazoray 'mouNh' neest ... taa nah bakhshand, 2 lakh cash .... ):):
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DrKamiAli |
Group: Members Joined: 12th May, 2011 Topic: 1 Post: 377 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Nov 2011, 10:36pm |
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"Bay los ustaad" aur "bay loss ustad"
Dr Waterr asal mein wo pehlay k ustaad bay los (mukhlis) huwa kartay thay, laikin aajkal k ustaad bay loss hain jo loss bardaasht nahi kartay. :-) |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3257 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Nov 2011, 11:20pm |
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 taleem . ustaad . commercialism
berra gharaq ho iss commercialism ka daikho kaisy kaisy qabil heery (info1234) paison k peechy bhaag rahy hain ,kitni buri baat hay ..chee chee chee...
waisy info bro agar aap par raham khaty howy myrizvi ny aap ko payment kar di to hamara b khiyal rakhiye ga :)))))
alirajput aap Rs. 56.780 /- k ilawa aur kitni help kar sakty hain , aik lakh tak ap karain baqi k liye hum myzvi par dabaao bharrhaaty hain ...ok ? |
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 119 Post: 7046 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Nov 2011, 11:45pm |
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Dr.Kami / Dr. Ali
1. ap donouN dr sahebaan ki "offer" k ham tahay dil say shukarya adaa kartay haiN...asal maiN hamaiN bachpan hi say Dr. bannay ka shauq tha /hai ... dr. to nah ban sakay albattah "Dr. k baap" ban gaye /rahay haiN lol
2. mujhay har haal maiN dr. banna hai, lekin khabar.daar jo kissi nay mujhay iss k liyeh kuch paRhnay, kuch likhnay, koi test /paisay denay ki baat ki..... in chaar shartouN k elawah hamaiN tamaam shartaiN manzoor haiN
3. degree, degree hoti hai, aur agar Ph.D ki ho to kia kahnay... khaah dr baber awan wali ho, dr aamir liaqat wali, dr. Rehman malik wali ho yaa yaa dr alirajput wali... mujhay har qism ki Dr ki degree manzoor hai. bus ap donoun mil milaa kar jald az jald (3 saal tak intezaar nahi karsakta... 3/4 maheenah karsakta houN, agar malkol maut nay mohlat di to:) meray liyeh aik tazah tareen PhD ki degree ka "intezaam" karaiN taakay iss forum par log meri bhi izzat kar sakaiN. sonnay aur dekhnay maiN aayaa hai k yahan members dr ki baRi izzat kartay haiN :)
4. iss ziman maiN kharchay warchay ki parwaah nah karaiN... meray usa walay ali bhai k pass bahooooooot paisa hai, mashallah se woh meray liyeh etna to karengay hiiiii
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info1234 |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Nov, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 606 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Nov 2011, 2:07am |
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jitna ma students ka bhala sochun, utna hi woh mujhay ghalat samjhain.... ! @ Waterr the genius Student
arey aap nay tau bilkul ghalat matlab le lia..main peson ka lalchi tau nahi hun, main tau sirf apko sikhana chahta hun... jab aap "yeh sab" seekh jain gi tau koi apko bewakoof nahi bana sakay ga.
yeh sirf apka assignment hai, k aap nay kitni "ustaadi" seekhi hai. yahan ustaadi hi tau sikhai ja rahi hai.
yeh apki ability ka test hai, k aap rizwi sahab ko kis tarhan convince karnay main kamiab hoti hain.... aap nay tau aesa image dia jesay apko rizwi sahab se dar lag raha hai... dont fear, u can do it... shabash hosla karain. aap sirf aik bar, kisi bhi tarhan rizwi sahab se (200,000 - 56,780 =) 143220 mujhay dilwa dain.. jesay hi mujhay 2 lakh rupay hasil ho gayay, apka test clear, aur yeh 2 lakh rupay apko de don ga... ab tau ready hain na? itni achi offer ko thukrana bewakoofi hai... so dont be a bewakoof, go get them.
@ glamour the intelligent Student
aap kafi dinon se proxy par hain, jabkeh baki students ko assignments mil rahi hain..
apki class mate ko rizwi sahab se 143220 rupees nikalwanay ki assignment mili hai... aur woh is choti si ustadi se ghabra gai hain...jesay k aap is class ki intelligent student hain, aap apni class mate ki help karain...
aur apka assignment yeh hai keh yahan Dr.KamiAli, Dr Alirajput, Dr Diplomat jesi moTi asaamian tashreef la chuki hain, un se charity k fraud par donation ikathi karain, 1 lakh ya 2 lakh (jitnay ho sakain)... woh tamam pesay aik bori main daal kar mujhay dain takeh main unhay gin kar apko marks de sakon... jesay hi marks lag jain gy, woh tamam pesay main apko de don ga.. ok ? shabash, go get them... MARKS bhi aur PESAY bhi...
@ Alirajput the donor
Mr Alirajput... apnay abhi tak sirf 56,780 rupees jama karwaey hain... agar aap kisi tarhan mazeed donation la sakain tau apko A Grade main pass kia jaey ga.
@ DrKamiAli
DrKamiAli welcome sir.. ap ko yahan dekh kar bahot khushi ho rahi hai... atay hi kia baat ki apnay "...aajkal k ustaad bay loss hain.." beshak beshak... ajkal k ustadon ka koi haal nahi, myrizwi jesay, ch ch ch.
Sir ham yahan bachon ko kuch assignments detay hain, unhi assignment k chakkar main kuch students ap sy pesay mangnay ain gy ok? pareshan nahi hona, woh jitnay pesay mangain unhay dijiay ga, bad main rizwi sahab se ja kar wapas le lijiay ga...thanks
@ Dr diplomat
Diplomat ji, ap k kia kehnay.. beshak beshak apnay baja farmaya... ustadon k sath bhi akhir pait laga hua hai, jo log ustadon ka haq martay hian unhay majboor kar dena chahiey k jab tak woh ustadon ka haq ada na karain us wakt tak unki jaan na bakhshi jaey.
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DrKamiAli |
Group: Members Joined: 12th May, 2011 Topic: 1 Post: 377 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Nov 2011, 8:53pm |
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@Myrizvi bhai Hahahah.. Rizvi bhai aap k deikhnay aur sunnay mein ye bhi tau aaya hoga k isi forum par naqli doctors ki izzat ka falooda bhi nikalta hai.. :-) Aap aisa karein main ne jo options diye hain un par ghaur karein. Hamara PhD ka topic bhi main ne tau decide kar lia hai. "The influence of religion on the robots". Aap mujhe religion mein guide kareingay aur main aapko robotics mein guide kar dunga. Aur dono mil kar research work kareingay. 2016 tak inshaAllah aapki PhD complete. :-) Aur doosra option bhi zabardast hai. Hum forum par voting karwaatay hain, k myrizvi bhai ki khidmaat k silay mein unhein noorclinic forum ki aizaazi doctorate ki degree di jaye. Aur sab members bakhushi isko support kareingay. Phir karna yea hoga, k admin se request kar k aapki id me Dr ka izafa karwaa diya jaayega. Kaisa idea sir jee? @info bhai Thank you for your warm welcome janab. Info bhai, paison ka koi masla hai tau aap bilkul preishan nahi hun. USA mein hamaray Ali bhai hain, aur mashaAllah wo is forum k member bhi hain, unkay paas bohaaaaaat paisa hai MASHALLAH aap un se ek dafa baat karein wo aapki 2 month ki aur meri pichlay 5 month ki salary donon k liye donation de deingay.
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 119 Post: 7046 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Nov 2011, 11:41pm |
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masha Allah masha Allah Kami bhai ap to kamaal k dr balkay dr.gar (like baad.shah.gar :) haiN... yeheeN issi forum par baiThay baiThay agar doctory mil jaa.ay to kia kahnay... magar dekhiye yahaaN voting shoting k chakkar maiN bhi izzat ka faloodah bantaa hai... kaheeN aisaa nah ho k PhD bah zaryah voting k chakkar maiN (rahi sahi) izzadat sadaat bhi chali jaa.ay lol
tafannun bar.taraf...kia ap waqr'ee pak wapis aa rahay haiN, PhD k supervisor bankar /bannay k liyeh :) agar aisaa ho aur pak wapsi par yaad rahay to paighame quran dot com k chief (cheap nahi:) editor say zaroor raabitah kijyeh gaa.. sonaa hai k mausoof ko bhi meri tarah dr. bannay ka baRa shauq hai lol
(lijyeh aik aur "gaahak" mil gaya apko)
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 119 Post: 7046 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Nov 2011, 11:47pm |
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PhD aur non PhD doctors say aik sawaal
agarchay hamaraa kaam poooochna (yeh zeyadah oooo "ehteyatan" lagaa diyeh haiN taakay koi bad.khaah .... :) nahi balkay batlanaa hai taaham doctrouN k iss "hajoom" maiN yeh poooochnay ko g chaahta hai k...
(hamaray bahoot say (rea l:) asaatzah Prof. Dr. rahay haiN... lekin onsay kabhi yeh poochnay ki himmat nahi howi k woh pahlay professor haiN yaa pahlay dr... aakhhir woh professor ko dr say pahlay kiyouN likhtay haiN... )
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Waterr |
Group: Members Joined: 15th Jul, 2009 Topic: 59 Post: 3787 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Nov 2011, 12:08am |
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myrizvi : yeh konsi category ha? non PHD doctor wali? daikhaiN yahaaN mainey ihtajaji ralli nikal laini ha agar aisi classification ki gai.aur jo haal main apney ghar main mojood PHD doctor ka karti hooN yahaaN shoro kar daina ha :)(agarchha.h ghar maiN hum do MBBS doctor aur woh beechari aik ha:)
daikhaiN doctrate ya MBBS to max 5years laga kay bun hee jaatey haiN magar professor bunantey buntay sir kay baal chiTTey ho jatey haiN(agar baal buch jaaeyn sar peh to:) iss leye" professor " pehle lagya jaata ha. dr to woh tamam omar say rahey hotey haiN professori nai nai (budhapey main) mili hoti ha :)
filhaal mera Question yeh ha keh yahaaN forum peh "gumshudah" post kaisey talash kar rahey haiN aplog ajkal? agar woh post 'zati' na ho to search box ko kisski nazar lag gai kay kamzoor hotey hotey gaib ho gaya ha?ya forum waley nahe chhahtey hum aoorouN ki post maiN tanka jhanki karaiN.?
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3257 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Nov 2011, 2:33am |
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good humor sense water sister aap shuro sy hi humor create karny main apna saai nahi rakhti hain , abb meri baat ko chahy jis sense main marzi ly liya jaye laiken hay to haqeeqat hi ..khair
aap ny jo post talash karni ho uss ka name likh kar google web par search karain mil jaye gi , misal k tour par
Hiccups To Mother While Baby Feeding: Cause And Solution : forum.noorclinic.com
iss sequence k sath likhny sy koi b matlooba post mil jaye gi :) waisy misal k bary main ghor kijiye ga k main ny yeh misal q di hay ..:) |
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 119 Post: 7046 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Nov 2011, 12:05pm |
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non PhD doctors par mujhay to koi ETRAAZ nahi albattah mera aik "nalaaiq cousin" jo nah jaanay kaisay medical college maiN daakhil hogayaa tha (gate khola rah gaya hoga) ... wahaaN oss nay 5 saal tak khoob khoob (so called) "haq parasti" ki seyaasat ki ... nateejatan MBBS ki degree samait mulk say dar.badar howaa aur jab bahoooooooot salouN baad chup chopaa kar wapis aayaa to aik haath maiN "gori" aur doosray haath maiN "doctariate" ki degree thaamay howay thaa. kabhi ham oski nalaaiqi par osay lift nahi karaya kartay thay aur aaj yeh ham par roab jamaatay howay kahnay lagaa ... "asali doctor" to maiN houN k meray pass doctariat ki degree hai... yeh simple MBBS walay physician, patah nahi kiyouN khud ko doctor doctor kahalwaatay haiN :)
(PS: naqlay kufr, kufr nah daarad :)
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 119 Post: 7046 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Nov 2011, 12:18am |
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phD ka goal haaa haaa
agarchay mujhay PhD ki shadeed talab (shadeed piyaas) hai...aur maiN issay "har qeemat" par (except paRhayee, likhayee, test/exam aur paisouN k) haasil karna chaahta houN magar phir apnay roohaani ostaad silakoTi PhD allama sahab yaad aa jajatay haiN, jo meray kaan maiN kah gaye haiN k...
oss PhD say jahaalat achi, kiss PhD say bantaa ho izzat ka faaloodah lol
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info1234 |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Nov, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 606 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Nov 2011, 4:38pm |
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wowwwwwwwwwww yahan PHD ki degree dee jati hai ya lee jati hai?
PHD Phira Hua Dimagh..... tau kaun kaun PHD "hona chah raha hai" ? :P
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Aks-E-mehr |
Group: Members Joined: 03rd Nov, 2011 Topic: 4 Post: 40 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Nov 2011, 9:32pm |
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P.H.D. PHIRA HOWA DIMAGH :) AS SALAM OALIKUM
AAHAAAAA bht khoob:p
aaisi P.H.D se ALLAH bachaye .......
izzat kay faloday se allah bachaye..........
koi kangla hi reh jay laikin ............
U.S.A walon se allah bachaye....................
in ki donation p hergiz na jana na .............
P.H.D KA DHOKA kabhi tum na khana..............
hathkanday hain ye sab hi puranay ..............
jali P..H.D SE ALLAH BACHAY....................
in ki fitrat main hai bas pakana ...........
janta hai ye sara zamana ...............
aachay aachon ko daitay hain dhoka .............
INFO BHAI zara bach kay dikhana :)...................
aaisi P.H.D se ALLAH bachaye .......
izzat kay faloday se allah bachaye..........
( nusrat fateh ali khan sahab hi rooh tak tarap uthi ho gi ) :)
AKS-E-MEHAR
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info1234 |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Nov, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 606 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Nov 2011, 1:38am |
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Mehfil-e-Bagzoki !
Wah Wah akse mehr sis, ap nay tau dil khush kar dala.... bahot umda nusrat fateh ali khan sahab ki tarapti hui rooh ab is tarhan roo rahi ho gi
tangain bazoo, marortay hain shaaa-e-reee kiiiii () () () (motay ansoo) aesay...... () () aesayyyy ....... () () () (ansoo nahi thamtay) aesay BADZOQON SE...... :@ :@ :@ ALLAHHHH BACHAAEEYYY (hayeeeeeeee)
mera apna badzoqi main yeh maqam hai, keh jab bhi poetry "sunwaya" jata hun tau khud ko "wohi wala PHD" mehsus karnay lagta hun..
aik tankhwa na milnay par gham ki halat, dusra aks-e-mehr sis nay dukhti rag ko chher dia, meri badzoqi ki bhi tamam ragain pharaknay lag gayi hain...
lehaza "PHD info" k ghamzda jazbaat, mulahiza kijiay, Ahmad faraz + parveen shakir kay chakoor (rectangular) falooday ki surat main.
dost bhii dil hii dukhaane aaye phir muhabbat usii se mushkil hai kyo.n na ai dost ham judaa ho jaaye.n hairat se palak jhapak rahii huu.N
tere aane ke zamaane aaye sabr karanaa abhii se mushkil hai ham bhii kal kyaa se kyaa ho jaaye.n band aa.Nkho.n se tujh ko tak rahii huu.N
ham tujhe haal sunaane aaye dushmanii dostii se mushkil hai aur kahii.n aur mubtalaa ho jaaye.n yuu.N milate hue jhijhak rahii huu.N
kaun ye bojh uThaane aaye bevafaa_ii usii se mushkil hai Khaak ho jaaye.n kimiyaa ho jaaye.n manzar hai vahii thathak rahii huu.N
kuchh tujhe yaad dilaane aaye har ko_ii har kisii se mushkil hai aise lipaTe.n terii fanaa ho jaaye.n shaano.n pe rakhe sisak rahii huu.N
kaash phir ko_ii bulaane aaye vaapasii us galii se mushkil hai kyaa kare.n log jab Khudaa ho jaaye.n ander se tamaam thak rahii huu.N
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glamour |
Group: Members Joined: 13th May, 2011 Topic: 14 Post: 1097 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Nov 2011, 2:31am |
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 ohhhhhhhh
as salam oalikum
info bhai
aaisi batain na karo abhi to sehray kay phol khilay hain :) abhi se itnay udas na ho kay pankhaj udas ki roh tak tarap jay hahahahahaha waisay phol khil gahay ya khilnay baki hain or hamari treat ka kia ........hum sisters aaisay to nahi chornay wali info bhai ko :) ..............
TUMHAIN P.H.D BHOOL JANI PARAY GI
MOTI CHOR KA LADO KHA KAY TO DAIKHO ( HAHAHAHA)
SHAIRI P KISI KI NA ,PHIR TUM HASO GAY ...........
KABHI IZZAT KA FALOODA BANWA KAY TO DAIKHO ..........( HAHAHAHA)
PHD BHOL JANI PARAY .......PHD BHOL JANI PARAY GI .......
MOTI CHOR KA LADOO KHA KAR TO DAIKHO :P
DONATION P DONATION LOOT LO
USA WALON KO NA CHOOT DO ............
DHOKA HAI YE P.H.D NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :P
P.H.D BHOL JANI PARAY GI ..............P.H.D BHOL JANI PARAY GI
( AB TO LAGTA HAI NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN SAHAB KI ROOH BAD ROOH BAN KAR MERAY PEECHAY NA PAR JAHAY LOLZ)( TUMHAIN DILLAGI BHOL JANI PARAY GI SE MAZRAT KAY SATH )
THANKS
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info1234 |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Nov, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 606 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Nov 2011, 4:23am |
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badroohon ki bhi PHD karwa detay hian @ glamour sis
mangti hai treatain jo kanglay sayyyy baasi falooday... usko husband khilaaaa yeeee safar-e-wagon main 6 ghantay musalsal Atta eesa khelwi hi...usko driver sunwaaa yeee
(mera kafi experience hai wagon transport main long routes traveeling ka, musalsal kai ghantay "fazool ghazloon" se mentally torture honay ka)
tumhain dain gy treat bhee aik, special kisam ki treat treat treat, special kisam ki tumhain dain gy treat bhi aik, special kisam ki denay main koi kanjoosi nahi hai tumhain dain gy treat bheeee aik..... special.....kisam keeee mujh ko "bori-e-charity"....... zra dilwaaa kar tau deekhooo () () ()
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glamour |
Group: Members Joined: 13th May, 2011 Topic: 14 Post: 1097 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Nov 2011, 9:46am |
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bus main bay basi
as salam oalikum
info bhai .bus main akser hum b bay bas huwa kartay thay ............ :) ye wo wakt tha jab uni life main bus main travel karna parta tha or waqai bht pakaho kisam kay cessets lagatay thay drivers......or ye bay basi us waqt barh jati thi jab hamaray exams days hotay thay or aap khud socho finance ka paper ho banda michel parkin ki roh ko sawab punchay ya driver kay bayhuda songs sunay us ka aasan ijal hum nay ye dhondha kay is manhos bus se chutkaray kay lihay 2nd year kay bad hi shadi racha li ;) or is tarha uni drop karnay ki duty pia jee kay supard kar di or bus ki bay basi se nijat hasil ki :p
ab p.h.d. ka faloda nahi is ka halwa ban gaya hai lolz or aap jo b kar lo pr treat toooooooooo banti hi hai lazmiiii(abhi main pori clas kay student ko pin karna shuro kar don gi or sab kay sab mil kay aap kay peechay par jahain gay ) soch lo dhamki nahi hai :p amal kia jahay ga is bat p
treat to tum ko daini paray gi ........
daini paray gi daini paray gi .............
basi faloda khila kay daikho ...........
apni watt lagwa kay daikho ................
bhangna paray ga jan bacha kar ..........
p.h.d. ki degree ko aag laga kar .............
jaib ko dheela kar kay daikho .........
apnay doner ko lot kay daikho ....................
treat to tum ko daini paray gi ........
daini paray gi daini paray gi .............
hahahaha
thanks
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