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Sawal Aapka, Jawab myrizvi ka

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Waterr Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2009  Topic: 59  Post: 3787  Age:  26  
Posted on:21st Nov 2011, 2:04pm
 

myrizvi

kuch karaiaN apkey thread maiN warna shaeeR hazrat ki roohaiN bad.roohaiN bun kar aa jaa.ayn gi kunke jo salook apke hat.chaT shageerd oounkay saath kar rahey haiN aur apka thread 'haunted' ho jaa.ay ga

filhaal apsey next question ha agar ghar maiN yeh hashar barpa ho kay koi cheez kissi cheez say soojai na dai rahi ho (white wash ki badolat) to ghar say hijrat makani kar laina chhaheye? khaas kar oouN logo ko undar band kar kay jinhoouN nay white wash ka mashwarh na sirf dya ho bulkey oos peh amal paeerah bhi karwa rahey houN. aur khood kaheeN dooooooor ja kar chaeeeN ki bansri bajani chhaheye? ya ghar kay afrad pe reham kha laina chhaheye?

info1234 Group: Members  Joined: 27th Nov, 2009  Topic: 14  Post: 606  Age:  30  
Posted on:21st Nov 2011, 2:54pm
 

Argumentum ad Bacculum

@ glamour sis

kisi ko dhamki de kar, ya kisi ko dara dhamka kar khofzda kar k koi baat mannay par majboor kar denay ko Argumentum ad Bacculum kehtay hian... wohi jo ab aap kar rahi hain....

yeh achi bat nahi... aap "araaaam" se kahain jo kehna hai..... jo assignment apko di gayi Drkami aur Dr Diplomat k liay, un se tau apko mangna nahi aya, ulta mujh se hi mangna shuru kar dia :(

kher koi baat nahi.. u r most welcome.. :)
kia chahiey treat main?
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 115  Post: 6805  Age:  54  
Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 3:13am
 

alirajput ki saazish

lagta hai, ali bhai myrizvi ki izzat ka faloodah banaanay par tol ga.ay haiN, refendum kzariyah PhD ki degree k silsilay maiN ... bhai mujhay aisee refrendum wali PhD degree nahi chaahiyeh... nah hi alirajput wali PhD :) chahiyeh ... mujhay to asli tay khari DrKamiAli jaisi Ph.D ki degree chahiyeh aur woh phi apni sharaait par lol
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 115  Post: 6805  Age:  54  
Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 3:28am
 

white wash aur white house

ajkal to "color karaanay" kazamanah hai ... ap k ghar walay "white wash" karaa kay kia apnay ghar ko "white house"declare karwanaa chaahtay haiN :) aqalmandi ka taqazah to yehi thaa k jab aik darwazay say white wash walay ghar k ander daakhil horahay thya tab aap doosray darwazay say /patli gali say nikal leteeN.... "khawaa3" honay k yehi to "mazay" haiN k jab dil chaahaa "piya k ghar" say "papa k ghar" aarzi hijrat karkay iss qism ki mushkil sooratay haal say "nikal" jayaiN...

magar ab jabkay iss kaam maiN dair hochuki hai, ahlay khanaa pay hi nahi balkay apni reputation pay bhi raham khaayaa jaa.ay aur filwaqt ... jab (white wahs ki) ookhli maiN sar day hi diaa hai to phir (cheezouN ki oTha paTak k) mooslouN say Darnay ki bajaa.ay iska "mardanah waar" moqaablah kia jaa.ay... bilkhasoos aisi soorat maiN jab white wash ka mashwarah denay walay "faraar" hochukay houN.. yaakay "onki wapsi" par yeh kahaa jaasakay k ... dekhaa ham nay to "sooratay haal" ka "mardanah war" moqaablah kia aur ap "aurtouN ki tarah" mouNh chopaa kar "faraar" hogaye.lol
Waterr Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2009  Topic: 59  Post: 3787  Age:  26  
Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 5:03am
 

myrizvi : not white house but Taj Mahal :)

myrizvi nahe "ghar waley" white wash karwa kay iss dooor ka taj mahal bunwana chhah rehey haiN :) yeh alag baat ha yahaaN "mumtaz mahal "ki zindgi maiN hee osko hee "andar band" kar kay bunaya jaa raha hay. shayeed khayal ho kay aisey "ShahjahaN" kay "badshah" honey ka yaqqen aa jaey ga lol...

p.s yahaan mumtaz mahal aur shahjahaN "dymbolic" names haiN

eagle fly Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2010  Topic: 74  Post: 2117  Age:   
Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 5:33am
 

age aur degree

alirajput bhai

age k ma'amle ko chorain jee mitti shitti paen te roti shoti khaen!!!

myrizvi bhai

degree degree hoti hy asli ho ya jaali!!! rajput university of noor clinic forum Aap ko a'azazi degree dene ko tayyar hy dair nahi karain kahin ye offer expire na hojae......yahan koi karachi university k isatza ki tarah ehtejaj bhi nahi karega jis tarah unhoun ne dr.rehman malik ko a'azazi degree dene par ehtijaj kia tha lols!!!

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 115  Post: 6805  Age:  54  
Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 9:05am
 

ehtejaaj nah honay ki ki guarantee

eagle fly bhai ... mujhay lagta hai k ap bhi alirajput (& co) say milay howay haiN... k idher myrizvi iss (so called)uni ki degree ko accept karay odhar (ab tak k) khamosh viewers ka ehtejaji jaloos start ho jaa.y aurnaaray lagnay shooroo hojayaiN ... NCF ka dr rehamna malik ... naa.manzoor.... to doosri tarah tamaam PhD aur non PhD drs ka alliance tashkeel paa jaa.ay jo iss refrendum k results ko mostarad karo k naaray lagataa howa admin k ghar tak jaa pahonchay...jiski qayadat apnay hi ali rajput kar rahay houN... aur ham yeh gongonatay phiraiN k...

dekhaa jo teer khaa k kameeN gaah ki tarah
apnay hi ali bhai say molaqaat hogayee

aur jab yeh sab kuch horaha hoga, tab tak eagle to fly karkay hadday nigaah say door bahoot door jaa chuka hoga




myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 115  Post: 6805  Age:  54  
Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 9:11am
 

mumtaaz mahal aur taj mahal

aj kal k "shah.jahaaN" bahoot bay.sabray (hogaye :) haiN... woh taj mahal to banwana chaahtay haiN magar iskay liyeh lambaaaaaaaaaaa intezaaaaaaaaaaar nahi karsaktay isliyeh socha hoga k chalo mumtaz mahal ko ghar (maiN nazar) band karkay, ooper say white wash karwaa k hi taaj mahal (ki soorat) banwaa daiN lol
Aks-E-mehr Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Nov, 2011  Topic: 4  Post: 40  Age:  27  
Posted on:23rd Nov 2011, 1:00am
 

"Might makes right."and "Argumentum ad Baculum"

AS SALAM OALIKUM

@ INFO BHAI

Argumentum ad Baculum"
ye aap ko majbor karnay ki masom si apeeal b to ho sakti hai na :)............
or baaz okat ye ghalat b nahi :)

GLAMOUR says accept argument A or event x will happen.
Event x is dangerous, or threatening. (like moti chor ka ladoo)
Therefore, argument A is a good argument.( like treat )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


S P E C I A L A N N O U N C E M E N T :)

@ ALL

kher koi baat nahi.. u r most welcome.. :)
kia chahiey treat main?


sab apni apni demands bata dain ......info bhai trat dainay p tayar hain :p ( ye ofer mehdod mudat kay lihay hain or ye kam jald az jald kai jay warna mukarnay mian wakt nahi lagay ga ) ;p


AKS-E-MEHAR
Waterr Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2009  Topic: 59  Post: 3787  Age:  26  
Posted on:23rd Nov 2011, 2:49am
 

myrizvi

pehle to mamla tha kay forum peh doosrouN kay thread mai 'tanka jhanki' na ki jaa.ay aur search box hee gaib hogaya . magar ubb mujhe to 'you are forbidden to reply in this thread 404 error' bhi aa raha ha :-( ubb maiN reply bhi na karouN yeh to mujhe 'strangulated/mugging /suffocating' karnay ki koshish ha . iska kya ilaj ha
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 115  Post: 6805  Age:  54  
Posted on:23rd Nov 2011, 3:16am
 

iskay bhi 3 ilaaj haiN

1. homeopathay 2. alopathy 3. tibb :)

elaj bil.misal yani jaisay ko taisaa ... yano jo thread apko "lift" nah karaa.ay...ap bhi ossay lift nah karayaiN..... doosra method iskay bar.aks hai... mazkoorah balaa threads ki iss sard-mahri ka elaaj sar-garmi say karaiN...yani khoob shora machayaiN, aisi har error par thread start karaiN... aur admin ko majboor kardaiN k onka 'system' apkay saath yeh salook karna band karday ... yaa phir last method of treatment ko adopt karaiN... g haaN, heavy metals ka bay daraigh istemaal bah soorat sang baari... forum, admin k khilaf sang baari /rammi karaiN k meray saath yeh silsilah band nah howa to maiN forum ko hi band karwa douNgi (apnay PC par:) etc etc iska bhi "fauri asar" hota hai...go k iskay "after effects" apni jagah par haiN :)

eagle fly Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2010  Topic: 74  Post: 2117  Age:   
Posted on:23rd Nov 2011, 5:37am
 

myrizvi bhai

hahaha! bohat khoob!!!

mere aur ali bhai ka koi sazish karne ka program nahi hy lekin bilfarz agar kisi ne yahan Aap ko rajput university of ncf ki janib se a'azazi PhD degree diay jane par koi hangama khara karne ki koshish ki tou bhi Aap ko koi farq nahi parne wala.......agar bilfarz koi protest howa bhi tou yahan Aap k chahne wale bohat hyn woh bhi Aap k haq main rally nikalna shuru kardainge.......lols....

info1234 Group: Members  Joined: 27th Nov, 2009  Topic: 14  Post: 606  Age:  30  
Posted on:24th Nov 2011, 5:33pm
 

sanjeeda tareen post....... !

main ab NCF se "ghaib" ho raha hun...... i wish to join back... but yeh time bataye ga.... :) k meri life ka agla phase mujhay iski ijazat de ga k nahi....

NCF par meri life k behtareen lamhat main se time guzra.. :)
tamam members ka bahot shukria jinhun nay mujhay kisi bhi form main guideance provide ki ... :) jin jin memebrs ka main shukria ada karna chahun shiad unki list bahot lambi hai, aur us main koi name mis bhi nahi hona chaiey.. lehaza main kisi ka bhi id mention kiay beghair sab ka mamnoon hun... aur sab k liay dua go hun..... Allah aap sab ko khushian inayat farmaey aur apni hifz o aman main rakhay.... ameen
mujhay bhi aap sab ki duaon ki zaroorat hai... :)

ab dekhna yeh hai, k meri akhiri post konsi hoti hai.... :P
info1234 Group: Members  Joined: 27th Nov, 2009  Topic: 14  Post: 606  Age:  30  
Posted on:24th Nov 2011, 5:46pm
 

behnon k liay treat/gifts ..... :)

Assalamaolikum......


glamour sis aur aks e mehr sis k liay mushtarika treatnama :

dear sisters.... apko main special gifts de kar ja raha hun.. aur aap dono se umeed karta hun k aap yeh gifts apas main imandari se bant lain gi... aur koi larai jhagra nahi karain gi.. tau yeh raha ap dono sisters ka gift box.. in main sab kuch apas main barabar barabar bant lain...

1 book dewan-e-ghalib
1 book dewaan e parveen shakir
1 book dewaan e hali
1 book dewaan e amjad islam amjad
1 book dewaan e ahmad faraz

5000 rupees cash

1 gold ring
1 pair of gold earrings
1 diamond ring
1 makeup kit
1 suit
1 pair of sandals
1 platinum locket

yeh apas main divide kar lain sab kuch... :P


waterr sis ka treatnama :


1 stethoscope
1 bp apparatus
1 white coat

100 chocolates
5 litre icecream

a certificate ...."this is to certify that Waterr is the shareefest student of SAJMK college of questioning sciences" ..... :P


ab khush sab ?

myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 115  Post: 6805  Age:  54  
Posted on:24th Nov 2011, 10:00pm
 

gift sirf bahnouN k liyeh

yeh kia baat howi bhalaa ... chalaiN ham bhaiyyouN ko duaouN maiN yaad rakhiyeh gaa... yeh bhi aik gift hoga, ... khush rahiyeh Allah Hafiz
eagle fly Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2010  Topic: 74  Post: 2117  Age:   
Posted on:25th Nov 2011, 1:48am
 

info1234 bhai

sab se pehle tou Aap ko bohat mubarak ho k Aap mashAllah agle chand roz main rishta azdawaj se munsaliq hone wale hyn. hamari best wishes Aap k saath hyn. Allah kare k Aap ki Aaenda Aane wali zindagi pehle se bhi bohat bohat bohat ziada khushgawar guzre. Allah Aap ko bohat kamyaabian a'ata farmaen.

jahan rahain khush rahain hum sab Aap k liay dua go hyn. umeed hy Aap se yahan phir kabhi zarur mulaqat hogi. zindagi main jab kabhi moqa mile yahan zarur Aaega. duaon main ncf members ko zarur yaad rakhiaga......Allah hafiz

info1234 Group: Members  Joined: 27th Nov, 2009  Topic: 14  Post: 606  Age:  30  
Posted on:25th Nov 2011, 5:30am
 

bahnoun ka gift ?


ji han gift sirf behnoun k liay hota hai qk woh jaan nahi chorteen.... lolzzz

dont mind sisters.. :P rizwi bhai ko bhi khush honay dain... :P

ji janab sab k liay beshumar duain..

aur rizwi bhai aap glamour sis aur aksemehr sis main faisala zaroor karwa dena please k konsi cheez kissay di jaey...yani gift ki salisi...... thanks
glamour Group: Members  Joined: 13th May, 2011  Topic: 14  Post: 1080  Age:  26  
Posted on:25th Nov 2011, 12:44pm
 

oopsss ye gift :)

as salam oalikum

info bhai thanks 4 these imaginery gfts.............. :) per ye to pangy wali bat ho gahi na kay kon kai lay ga .......;p ok main make up kit se dastbardar hoti hon wo kisi or ko day dain but i think wo make up kit aks b nahi lay gi m dead sure abt it :) ........... or baki sab items meray yahoooooooooooooo and thankooooooooo :)
but aap ja rahay ho vications p this is not gud haan .........aap hamai njaldi wapis chaye ho aaisa na hi info bhai hum aap ka wait kartay rahain or aap ki wapsi tab ho jab aap ki god main chuno muno ka izafa ho jay :) hahahahaha or chunu munu b ready made phd hon gay aap kay to lolz :) well allah rab ul izzat aap ko dhairon khushain or qalbi sukon o rahat ata farmahay or mazed muhabatin or izat o qadar se nawazay aap ki sister aap kay lye hamesha dua go rahay gi :)

thanks
Waterr Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2009  Topic: 59  Post: 3787  Age:  26  
Posted on:25th Nov 2011, 3:43pm
 

myrizvi & Info brother

myrizvi :Thanks a lot for 3 tsreeqey of ilaj :-) actually the allopathic way workrd :-) aur ubb koi error nahe

Info tanks a lot :) for gifts yakeenan stethescope Litman cardiomaster ha . aur shukar ha yeh chocolates aur ice cream kissi kay saath mujhe share nahe karni :)Many Many best wishes and good luck and kindly remember me in your prayers (very much needed)

glamour sister aap aks mehr kay saath poora poora share karaiN apney soona hoga "sharing is caring "

System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2268  Age:  32  
Posted on:2nd Dec 2011, 12:25am
 

Waterr

Hello

how are you.

how is everything.

My life has been blessing from God Alhamdulilah. My son became more naughty and i have to run after him most of the time.

Thank you for asking. have a wonderfull life and enjoy.

You have been a greate help to the member of this forums and we all really appricaite that.

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