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How To Impress Girls?

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rajamraees Group: Members  Joined: 27th Jun, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 41  Age:  38  
Posted on:30th Jun 2008, 10:36pm
 

How To Impress Girls?

Hi, I'm a new member here,

 mai ne ap dostoon ka lekha bhout kuch perha,

 koi nai topic ka socha our ye topic Mind mai aya,

Dostoo, or Dostaneoo, here it is,

plz give me ur's Suggestion / Mathods / Techniques

 




sweetie Group: Members  Joined: 13th Jun, 2008  Topic: 11  Post: 509  Age:  33  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 12:04am
 

my suggestion, method and technique!

"aor mominon se keh do ke wo apni nazrain neechi rakha karain aor apnay frooj ki hifazat kia karain "

Quran ke is hukm par amal ki jiey, best suggestion hai!

booji93 Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 8  Post: 54  Age:  52  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 3:04am
 

Impress Allah

impress Allah, halanke us ko is ki zaroorat nahin ha. ladkiyun ko impress karne se aap ko kiya mile ga. swaye barbadi ke Allah ko impress karen ke aap ko aakhrat achhi mile. woh kaise Alhamdollillah aap mulim hain batane ki zaroorat nahin.
Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  31  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 4:20am
 

Stupid Question

(Lkn aapis ki baat hai maze ka hai hahahahaha)
Yarr RAJA MAREEZ sahib main aesey question pr aap k sadqey hi ja skta hoon aur kya kahoon.

 

raazdaar Group: Members  Joined: 18th Nov, 2007  Topic: 38  Post: 369  Age:  25  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 5:49am
 

KUCH APNAI GARAIBAAN MAIN BI DAIKOO.....

SALLAM TO ALL FRIENDS

Baat ko samajna karna aur usai teeq tariqai sai karna khabi khabaar hamarai zehan main nahin ata. Jaisa kai is bhayee nai yai sawaaal pocha hai.To raja bahyee aik baat zehan main rakoo kai wo kahawat shahid app nai suni hogi lakin samji nahin"Jo karoogai wo baroogai". Maira matlab yai hai kai chalo aik insaan kisi aur larki ko daikta hai aur bass phir daikta rehta hai aur phir yai kehta hai kai "kitni khobsorat hai wah re wah".

Khabi kisi nai yai bi soocha hai kai main apnai ghar main bi maa behan rakta hoon. Kal ko kisi rastai pai uskai saat aisa hi hoo jaisa wo khud karta hai auroon kai saat. ALLAH ka khoof karoo aur ALLAH hi ka zikar kiya karoo. ALLAH kai azaab nai jisai dampa hai wo phir khabi nazar nahin ata. Kisi aurat ko daik kai nazrain neechai kardiya karoo.Yai ehsah dil main lanai kai liyai khabi apnai behan ya maa  kai saat bahir kisi apnai kai ghar ja ki daikoo.

Pehlai to oogon ki nazroon ko daik kar dil ki aaag barkai gi. Phir shahid apnoo ki bi. Aur har koyee maa,behan rakta hai.To musalman honai kai natai yai apnai app par faraz banaloo kai parayee auratoon ko daikna khatam kardoo.Aur ALLAH sai apnai gunahoon ki maafi mango. Wahi bakhnai wala aur reham karnai wala hai.ALLAH hamain aisai azaab sai bachayee aur hamain naik rastai pai janai ki tofeeq ata farmayee.AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

NOTE:-sorry if my words hurt anyone.

TAKE CARE

ALLAH HAFIZ

SOFI Group: Members  Joined: 09th Jun, 2008  Topic: 10  Post: 441  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 6:24am
 

Raja Sahab

Janab sab sa pahla ap ko ya bata do ka ya website koe ap ka Asheqe ya Ishq ka masla hal karna ka leya ya ap na jo sawal keya ka larkeyo ko kaysa apne taraf rageb karo iska leya nahe hai bhai ya serf o serf aek madical website hai yaha loog apna madical prablams batata hai aur faez hasel karta hai.
ap na jo kaha issa ya pata chalta hai ka ap DEEN sa ketna door hai waysa sweetie aunty na sahe keya Quran ke ayat ka tarjoma lekh kar kese na aj tak soncha hai ka musalman deen sa itna keyo door hai keyo ka woh apne negaho ke hefazat nahe karta negah he aek ayse cheez hai jis sa gonah start hota hai kese na mahram ko dakh na sa hamara zahan kharab hota hai pher dil ab waha sa deen sa dore shoro mai apne baat ko moktasar karta howa kholasa karta hoo ka sara fasad ke jar jo hai woh hai negah ham iska sahe istamal kara to kameyab rahanga aek Hades sonata hoo.

AGAR KESE NAMAHRAM PAR NAZAR PAR JAE AUR WOH SERF-O-SERF ALLAH KA KHOF SA NAZAR KO NECHE KARLATA HAI TO ALLAH TALA OSKA DIL MA DEEN KE MOHABAT KO BARHATA HAI AUR OS KE DOWA KO AYSA KHOBOL KARTA HAI JAYSA KAMAN SA TEER NEKALTA HAI.


ya Ashar lekh raha hoo is ma but yane jo bena parda jo ghom te hai on ke taraf ishara hai aur ya Ashar KHALED TAIB sahab ka hai jo Mulana HAKEEM AKHTER sahab ka khalefa hai PAKISTAN ka he hai last month he molaqat howe UMRAH par aetha ya serf NAFES KE ISLAH par baat karta hai aur ALLAH TALA ke Mohabat ma

Jou par jaye but par nazar ittefaqan
Tou foran hata lijiyay nazar iltezaaman
Baghair un kou dekhay guzar kar tou dekhain
Hamain mur kay dekhain gay khud aihteraman
Jehaan tak hou buss main jehaan tak hou mumkin
Nazar neechee rakha karain aihteyatan
Aray un kay houtay yeh ghairoon pay nazrain
Woh wapas naa lay lain nazar inteqaman
Jou par jaye but par nazar ittefaqan
Tou foran hata lijiyay nazar iltezaman
Jou bay-parda khud kou dekhaatee hain Taib
Tou ham bhee naa dekhain unhay aihtejaajan

rajamraees Group: Members  Joined: 27th Jun, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 41  Age:  38  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 7:34am
 

4 All off U

Asalam walekom,


Dostoo, Ap k Ans Pahre, khoshi howi k aj kal k mashree mai bhi kuch log tu kum us kum ayse hai jo such boll sakeen,
Dostoo, 1 baat batyen k ap log jo itne baree baree baten ker rahe hoo kya us per kabhi khud bhe Amel kya hai, (forien Molvee bun ker mashwra dena asan hai) phely Amel ker k dekhwoo,
yaar ap ho kon,   
 Molvi ho, Aalam ho, Muftee ho, jo ap logon ke Qus per foriegn Fitwa day detee ho, kuuda ka kuch khoff keroo ....
kitnee Qus ayse hai k jis ka jawab ka kuch pta nahi mager bolana zaroori hai, bay ukee jawabaat ( chand dostoon k Alwa).. dil jilta hai ap k jawab dekh ker aur hasi aate hi balkee kabhi kabhi tu  rona aata hai ap ke kum Aquli dekh ker k ap Islam k Qus per kis tarah Muftee bin ker jawab de de dety ho....

net per chup ker nam badal ker dosroon ke maan bhenoo se Fasheh Gaftagooo, share kerna kitna aasan hai, yahee (soorry 2 say that,)  ager ap ke apni ami , bhen, wife,  ho aur wo ap k dost se mahwari, haiz, wagera k bare mai poche tu kitna galt lagta hai na, dil chata hai k us Baygreet larkii ko mar dain, tu ye jo net per dosroo ke maa, bhen, bewi, sali, wagera se(app ne tu rishtee he khtam ker dye) ko sahe manoo main nanga ker k rekh dya hai, 
 Iyse doglee zindegee ko kya khe gye, Khul ker izhar khyal ka acha tareqa hai..
apni maa, bhen, bewi ko safe kero aur dosroo ke maa  bhen bewi se gandi , fahash gaftagoo kero, ap ne sahe kha, jo bawoo ge wohe katoo gye,yar jab dosroon ke bewi ko bhen ko maa ko raat raat bher apney mashwarey do tu ap ke maa, bhen , bewi ko bhout sarey log baher ya gher k inder (Achey Achey) mashwary day  rahe hon gye....................................................

im just coming here 4 relex my mind, but yahean tu sub molvee (jalee) bane hai tu bahe IM S SORRY.......

ainda mai s website per kabhi nahi awoo ga or doroon ko bhe s baat se mana keron ga ......AB KHUSH........

Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3817  Age:  28  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 7:50am
 

Rajamarees bhai

Aap ne tu jazbati honay ki inteha kar di. Sach sunna hamesha bura lagta hia jis tarah aap ko laga.. Tamam members ne aap ko sahih baat batayi, or aap ko bhi pata hai k aap ne kitni ghalat baat poochi thi.... Aap khod tu maan behan ki baatein kar rahay hien lekin agar aap se aap ka koi dost yeh sawal karay ke yaar yeh batao k tumhari behan ko mein kaisay pataoon... Aap ne isi tarah question kiya tha na jo baad mein edit ho gaya...  Aap ko khod tu sharam aati nahin hia or baatein bari bari kartay hien..

Yeh web site mind ko relax karnay k liye nahin banayi gayi... Agar aap ko mind relax karna hai tu kisi dating web site ko talash kijiye ya phir kisi aisi community ko dhoondhiye jo aap ke mind ko relax kar sakay... Yeh web site aisay shadi shuda or ghair shadi shuda logon ke liye banayi gayi hai jo sharam ki waja se apnay personal sexual problems ko kisi se discuss nahin kar saktay.. even k apnay family doctor ko bhi batatay howe jhijaktay hien.. So yahan per anonomusly har koi apna masla pooch sakta hai or 90% logon ko un ke problem ka satisfactory jawab bhi mil jata hai. Is liye aap ko is forum ke baray mein pareshan honay ki zaroorat nahin hai.. Agar aap yahan nahin aana chahtay tu shouq se na aayein, koi aap ko pakar ke nahin laaye ga.. Or jis ko chhaay mana kar lein.. Jis ko is forum or web site ki zaroorat ho gi woh khod aaye ga.. Aap ke mana karnay se koi nahin ruknay wala..

Doghli zindagi yahan ke member nahin, balkey aap khod guzar rahay hien..  Kal ko aik wahiyaat question pooch liya or jab tamam members ne aap ko relaxation denay walay replies denay ki bajaye aap ko nasehat ki or ALLAH ka khoud dilanay ki koshish ki tu aap hathay se hi ukhar gaye or apni taqreer shoroo kar di. Yahan maximum members poori sincerity se friendly environment mein problem solve karnay ki koshish kartay hien.. Yahan per koi Maulana ya mufti nahin hai lekin nisbatan behtar soch or behtar knowledge rakhnay walay loug hien. Jo ab behtar jantay hien ke kya sahih hai or kya ghalat...  Agar maan behan ki baat karni hai tu aap khod apni behan se kyon nahin pooch letay ke tumhein patanay ka tareeqa kya hai..... Shame on you....
SOFI Group: Members  Joined: 09th Jun, 2008  Topic: 10  Post: 441  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 7:56am
 

Raj sahab

Janab sach bat kese ko bhe ache nahe lagte hai ap ke bato sa aysa lagta hai ka ya bataa ap ka dil ko lage hai waysa ap ka sawal he aysa tha yaha jitna bhe loog hai is Forum par parha lekha aur mohazeb loog hai ap ke tarah gande sonch rakhna wala nahe hai shaed ap ko pata nahe hai ka ya web site serf-o-serf aysa logoo ka lelya hai jis ko androne amraz hai aysa amraz jo ka woh kese DR ka samna khol kar nahe bat sakta on ka leya hai ap na to apne sonch ka hesab sa baat ke is sa pata chalta hai ka ap kayse sonch ka malek hai.
waysa ap ke aek baat sa mai bhe iktafa karta hoo ka yaha DEEN ka masla par galat raee deya kae dafa dosro ka to pata nahe hai par ap aek Alim sa bat kar raha hai is waqt.

Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3817  Age:  28  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:01am
 

SOOFI bhai

Aap waqai alim hein? Aap ne kahan se ilm hasil kiya hai?
SOFI Group: Members  Joined: 09th Jun, 2008  Topic: 10  Post: 441  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:05am
 

Seemi baji

Alhamdolellah
mai na India sa taleem hasel ke Deoband ka aek madarsa sa kese wajah sa mokamal nahe karsaka par yaha akar Mufti sahab sa mokamal keya par mai apna ap ko Alim nahe kahta keyo ka mara pas sanad nahe hai mai aj serf in ko itmanan delana kaleya kah deya keyo ka in ko tasalle bhe to dilana zarore tha ka yaha koe to hai.

z4u Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Mar, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 199  Age:  34  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:11am
 

humanity

girls likes humanity, if u behave  well with them , respect them then they are impressed.......it doest not mean they love u.
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:14am
 

SOFI bhai

 ache insaan ko sanad ki zaroorat nahi hoti koi bhi sanad apne galle mai latka kar nahi ghoomta ye us ka akhlaq ya baten hoti hain jin se us ki achai ya burai ka pata chalta hai mujhe ye jan kar boht khushi hui k aap itne kam ummar alim hain or yahan boht achi baten share karte hain QURANO HADEES ki roshni mai.ALLAH aap ko jazae khair de or deen ki mazeed khidmat ki taufeeq bhi duaon mai yaad rakhiye ga.

WASALAM

z4u Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Mar, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 199  Age:  34  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:16am
 

nice Maryam

agreed to Maryam

 

SOFI Group: Members  Joined: 09th Jun, 2008  Topic: 10  Post: 441  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:17am
 

Maryam aunty

Jazakomollah ap na sahe kaha aj ap kaho mai alim ho woh sonta he yahe sawal karanga konsa madarsa sa parha hai ap na ap ka pas kis madarsa ke sanad hai.
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:19am
 

Z4U

aap ne bilkul theek kaha hai k ache tareeqe se baat karne ka matlab ye nahi k koi kissi mai interested hai or jin sahib ne ye question kiya hai un k bare mai sirf ye kahongi k aise log pehle larkiyon ko impress karte hain or baad mai kehte hain k in ka chal chalan theek nahi or bivian to in ko jannat ki huren chahiye hoti hain jinhen na kissi ankh ne dekha or na jinno ins ne chua to ye in ki bohat hi barri ghalat fehmi hai aik or baat k jo log bahir har jagga mun marte hain wo ghairat k muamle mai intne sakht hote hain k marne marane par uttar ate hain. to doosron ko izzat dene se khud bhi izzat hi milti hai .

z4u Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Mar, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 199  Age:  34  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:24am
 

what is meaning of impress

dear all

aap sab mujhe ye batayen ke impress ka matlab kya hota hai. samjho maine kisi ko impress kar diya,,,to kya maine uske dil main jagah bana di?
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:28am
 

Z4U

jo aap ne kaha hai wo bilkul theek hai girls k sath boht se rishte hote hain or har rishte ko impress karne ka tareeqa bhi different hota hai:)
Seemi Group: Members  Joined: 11th Sep, 2007  Topic: 14  Post: 3817  Age:  28  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:33am
 

Janab

Sawal karnay walay bhai ghusay mein dour gaye hein.. SOOFI bhai, Maryam Baji n z4u bhai aap bohat umda guftagoo kar rahay hien but jin ko hidayat lena chahiye thi woh tu josh mein aa ke pata nahin kahan bhag gaye.. Asal mein woh yahan kisi ko impress nahin kar sakay shayad isi liye mayoos ho gaye.
rajamraees Group: Members  Joined: 27th Jun, 2008  Topic: 1  Post: 41  Age:  38  
Posted on:1st Jul 2008, 8:34am
 

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