Billi Ko Thalay Say Bahir Lanay Kay Liya

I wanted to do this but then I stopped. But now I have to bring this cat out of the bag. (Ab is billi ko thalay say bahar hee lana paray ga).

1. First of all Billi and Pinki have a time difference of 6 hours or 11 hours depending what UK means in Billi's profile if it United Kingdom then it is 6 hours time difference  If UK means University of Karachi then it is 11 hours time difference. So it is not possible for two of them to be on line at the same time all the time and waiting to see what Pinki write's then Billi is waiting to answer it.  Most of the time Billi's and Pinky's comments will be one after the other consecutively.

2. The software of these forums does not allow you to see who is online and who is reading which post (some forums allow this) so again it is not possible for two of them to synchronize their comments and make sure one has comment exactly below the other one untill it is being typed from same computer or you have two computers side by side . I have 5 computer screens on my work desk and if I use multiple identities on any forums I make sure that I dont have similar pattern as pinky and billi do. I do that I am not denying it.

3.  If Pinki and Billi are chating using Yahoo or MSN then it is possible to synchronize posts by letting each other know what they are doing through IM  but for all practical purposes these forums do not allow to post your email id or IM id's so how the are chatting with each other that is beyond me.

4. These forums do show who has updated what but for that you will have to constantly reload the webpage you are on which is very tedious work . I will not do that just to synchronize my post with someone else's post.

Here is the latest example I can post more examples if pinki/billi deny that my analysis is wrong:

pinky7861 Posted on : Wednesday, 9th January 2008, 3:39am 
yes sir whatever u say
  
Bili_miau Posted on : Wednesday, 9th January 2008, 3:42am 
hahha pinky dear itna kyon mood kharab hogaya apka is suggestion per?   
 
pinky7861 Posted on : Wednesday, 9th January 2008, 3:45am 
I am just trying to give some rishwat to doctor pk so he keeps ignoring us in future. hehehheee   
 
Bili_miau Posted on : Wednesday, 9th January 2008, 3:49am 

ohh true keep 

P.S:

1. Why I am doing this ? just for having fun at the expense of others. It is not forbidden in Islam- Having fun is not forbidden in Islam.

2. Multiple Personality Syndrome is a sickness of mind but I am not using it in that context I am using it in the context of internet. Where so many people have multiple personalities even there are websites where you can go and become king of the world and rule the world virtualy. I do that too.
 
3.Some of you might ask that why I waste my employer's time so the answer is that I do it from my home and I own my own internet business and having fun off the internet is my business too.
Billi asked me ealier "upko koi aur kam nahi" I ignored that question because I did not want to be a show off
Simple answer seriously is " No- This is the only kam I do".
IT Manager in my profile does not mean I work as IT manager for someone. IT Management is my business.

Seriously

Well brother jo bat ap kahna chatai ho woh sahi bhi hosakti hai magar zarori nahi. Uski wajha yah hai ka kuch dino sai mai aur beauty star bhi aik hi time pa online arahai hai aur kuch post pa mera aur beauty star ka consective replies hain. Es bat sai yah chez sabit nahi hosakti ka yah dono same hain.

Baqi ALLAH knows hidden truth.

since

I have to go to pick up my kids from school, I have only to say that u are a super idiot person I have ever seen.  And for yr info,

Why I am doing this ? just for having fun at the expense of others. It is not forbidden in Islam- Having fun is not forbidden in Islam.

Having fun is not bad in islam, but ON OTHERS EXPENCE< is may only be allowed in yr islam.  

     very nice effort from u, keep it up.

hangama

Hangama hangama hogaya hai hangama hangama hangama ......................

Abhi to bili nahi ai hain online....:LOL

I am having fun yes, but

Am I hurting your feelings ? did I post any personal information ? Did I use any abusive language ? Did I break anybody's heart ? Am I hurting someone physically and emotionaly ?

If not then why is it against Islam , it is all for fun , just enjoy and let other people enjoy too. It can be most outrageous theory ever but it is not intended to hurt anybody , So chill  and laugh it off if it is not correct, or is it ?

Pinky you have used abusive language.

You have called me idiot , it is for fun ? or is it abusive language ? or it has some other meaning in your dictionary ?

For more refer to my post above and laugh it off. I could claim that I am Pinki/Billi/seriously/kali zuban/bewaqoof all of them at once, right ?

Will it be for fun or it will be against Islam ? I have started a post already on does islam allow hansi , mazaq, if it does then what are the limits , post your comments on that topic there.

well

aapko koi idiot nai to aur kai kahega..first of all i cant see any point of this topic right..but there we go u have posted it so we cant ignore it and got to reply now....u have  joined this forum just a month ago and ur already making prediction( which are false) on other members eg me and pinkey are concerned here....

now i dnt need to prove that am not pinkey and we r two different ppl from two totally different countries..its up to u whether u wanna trust or not...i damn evn give a damn...and im sure pinkey is quite chilled as  well!!

so

If not then why is it against Islam , 

      and if yes u mean that is it against islam, right.  Then let me tell u,

 ---------Am I hurting your feelings   YES  ? did I post any personal information ? Did I use any abusive language ? Did I break anybody's heart YES ? Am I hurting someone physically and emotionaly   YES------------

so maulana seriuosly, that when u are hurting my feelings then according to yr own theory u need to ask me for appology since I am not having fun and I am emotionaly hurt.  and I am not just laughing it off, ok. 

since  ur statement is conditonal with IF,which shows that u know IF a certain thing hurst someone, u need to ask for appology.  So clear as it should be.  I am hurt so it is against ISLAM , however i AM NOT SURE ABOUT YR VERSION OF ISLAM.

pinkey

pinky sis cool down....dnt waste ur energy on this persons stupid post! dnt even think about it...

bdw look our posts are quite on the same time again ;)

I appologize whole heartedly.

Since your feelings are hurt I am applogizing whole heartedly.

Now you have hurt my feelings by calling me super idiot and by using abusive language again , and by loosing your temper

so you should appologize too. Will you ?

Even if you do not appologize I have no bad feelings.

Since I am so idiot , can you tell me what part of my post hurt your feelings so that I be careful in the future.

Billi if you and Pinky were chilled

then why are you too throwing tantrums about such an innocent theory ? The abusive language used by you and pinky proves that you too are not chilled. you could ignore such an outrageous theory but it seems it is not in your dictionary to ignore something that is as innocent as this theory.

Again I have no bad feelings against you and Pinky I wish you had such an open heart.

Billi How do you do that ?

If you two are not same , how do you do that ? How do you two manage to synchronize your posting ? How is it that when Pinky was gone for picking up the kids Billi was gone too and once she came back billi came back too , boy I am an idiot , because I cannot solve this puzzle.

It is none of my business when you two logon or what you do on the internet. But all these tantrums prove that you two are not as broad minded as you claim to be.

Get a life and chill again, can you ?

no

     I won't,   as I said it on yr posting such nonsense topic.  When u hurt someone's feelings, then according to my islam he can hurt yrs in response.  Got it???

at least

what a difference

Use your energies and talent for some big purpose not for abusing the forum members

This is what u are advising billi and what u urself are doing by posting such topics???

Dont u know that Islam also says that if u are not doing something yrself, then do not advise others for that???

You are speechless because of emotions

Go and drink some water and then start thinking about your attitude. What you are doing now is not Islam at all. I will open another post for voting by the members to find out what part of my post can be demaging and will hurt someones feelings in case If I get some time. I am starting a new work related project tomorrow and I will not get this kind of time which I had recently.

Allah Hafiz till then.

To other members: do not loose heart I will be back but when, I do not know , in a couple of years as the project I am taking now is too big and will keep me busy for long.

My allah knows and you know very well.

That I did not abuse anybody or use any abusive language. You are saying all this because you are speechless.

I am a human being not an angel , I have my limits. I have an ego. To err is human. I have made many mistakes in this life and this will go on till the day I die. Allah is the best forgiver I hope you all will forgive me too for.

Once again I appologize to all the members and moderators if I have hurt anybody's feelings intentionaly or un-intentionaly . Please forgive me. Allah you forgive me too , Ameen.

Before I go one last time.

seriously

seriously

 ap kahan jane ki bat kar rahe hain?mai kuch samjhi nahi,aur agar ye forum chod ke jana chahte hain to kyoon?

pllz mat jayen...kyunke mai pinky aur billi ke mutalik kuch nahi kehna chahti,inko kisi ki feeling ka ehsas na hai na hoga,itne se shaq karne par wo is tarah se react kar rahi hain....par ap in two madams ki wajah se kyun ja rahe hain?

so plz stay here.. dont go away,u have many members here ,they all like you.............so pllllllllllzzzzz brother dont go awayyyyy

my request