English Language: English Language Sekhiya Kuch Dinoo Mai

Assalamualaikum

Ajkal post pharnai mai bohot maza araha hai khas toor per pinky aur aag aur ab Aamir bhai ki bhi.

Yah post mai enhi logon kai larai jhagrai ko phartai howai merai zahan mai ai aur mainai socha kai kiyu na jab hamarai darmiyan aik bahtareen English teacher available hai to ham sab kiyu na es sai faida uthai... Chalai mai zara apko link daidaita hon ap khud dekh lain kai English sekhnai ka yah aik bohot acha tareqa hai yaha pai.

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Chalai ab zara english language ka course bhi hojai. Kiyu pinky hojaii..

Course conduct by: Madam Pinky

Duration of course: 3months

Course Fees: Madam pinky khud bataingi

Pahlai aiyai aur pahlai paiya ki buniyad per admission mil jaiga jaldi sai ajai aur admission lailain aisi knowledge aur language sekhna ka chance ap ko kabhi bhi nahi milaiga.

Regards,

Language post adminstration

Hangama

i am ready to learn

hangam pa jee mujay bee yarr iss class may admission day doo.Ma bee language learn keroo ga Miss Pinky say.

Wasay Pa jee one thing i want to clear when Miss Pinky speak any word wheather it is wrong or right .She take Proof from U.S.A or Europe for his truthness.Then she proof i am right .Altough she is False.

So i have to aware most carefull with this teacher.Now you pls start classes i am ready to learn with her.

Thanks

sure goodman!

    Here is yr first lesson:

    Wasay Pa jee one thing i want to clear when Miss Pinky speak any word wheather it is wrong or right .She take Proof from U.S.A or Europe for his truthness.Then she proof i am right .Altough she is False.

''I want to make it clear to everyone that when Miss Pinky says something, right or wrong, she tries to prove it right with her US based knoweldge of English language''.

   So Goodman jee,

   Here u go for the first lesson of English Language.  I have tried my best to write in the most simple language I can use.  Hope u will digest it easily.

thanks

and by the way, I don't charge anything for giving such lessons to my students, since I want to help my fellow pakis to learn English and avoid writing their posts in CRAP ENGLISH.

Wah Pinky Jee wah

waiting for 2nd lesson

Miss Pinky Jee thanks for your first lesson.Now the lesson is as under:

i want to clear when Miss Pinky speaks any word wheather it is wrong or right .She takes Proof from U.S.A or Europe for her  truthness .Then she proofs i am right .Altough she is False.I have no doubt on your US BASED English Language .But our ideas are fee so you can not capture our ideas according to your one word or one sentence.If they are wrong according to our society and religon.

Now you pls check my this first lesson and i am waiting for your 2nd lesson .

Pinky

thats good ke ap charges nahi letin.hehe

ab hum kya karain,crap english hi sahi.thodi bohat english to haina.?koshish nahi karenge to behtar kaise hogi,islye jaisi ati hai waisi se hi kam chalane ki koshish karte hain..

maine kuch years pehle yahan airport pe kam kiya tha,aur mai bohat jhijak kar engish bol rahi thi,to mere Boss ne mujhse kaha,ke agar tumne english sikhni hai, to jaisi ati hai waisi hi bolo,par bolo zaroor,ye na socho ke ghalat bolungi..etc etc..isi tarah tum apni english me behtri la sakti ho...ab mai kuch ghalat likhun to ap usko darust kar sakti hain..tabhi mujhe pata chalega na ke kya ghalti ki...

so i will try my level best,to use english how much i can...

@Miss_Pinky......

i also want admission...

know -boy

´2 words ka bas pata nachi chala abhi

....baki ka pata chal gaya hai

Known Boy

gnorw syawla dna melborp yreve fo noitulos elgnis a si ereht

There is a single solution of every problem and always wrong.

Pinky jee, how can you assure your students, your english is superb and you can teach them?

seemi

hamzi

well

Seemi,

Where have u seen me claming about my English as superb?? 

To Ch Baber and Sunehri

Ch Baber,

App kaisay hain aur aap ki cute bati kaisi hay.  Kabhi kabhi main sochti houn kay wo kaisi lagti ho gi aur kaisi herkatain kerti ho gi, kayounkay iss age kay bachay mujay bohat bohat achay lagtay hain. 

   Angraizi kay baray main yah arz hay kay main nay tu koi claim nahi kia iss tara ka kay main bohat angraiz ban gai houn yahan rah ker.  Main tu hood apni english ko abhi average say bhi kam samajti houn kayounkay hood AHL-E-ZUBAAN bhi kabhi apni zubaan ko poori tara nahi seekh patay tu main kia cheese houn.

    Sunehri,

 App bohat hi bholi hain yaqeen kerain.  App hood sochain kay mairay baray main koi iss tara ki post keray, iss ki kia tuk hay?  aur phir aap nay goodman ki post perhi hay kay wo mairay baray main kia likh raha hay.  Yah wohi goodman ji hain kay jin ko aik din heart attack hotay hotay rah gaya tha kay billi nay inn ki english ko CRAP kah dia tha, aur yah ronay baith gay thay aur post ker daali thi kay koi honestly mujay batay kay mairi english CRAP hay ya nahi.

    Main nay tab innn ki bohat hosla afzaai ki thi aur inn ko bohat hi courage bhi mila tha mairi post say.  Aur ab inn ko daikho kay kaisay aik dam say GIRGIT ki tara rang badal ker banwaas shuru ker di hay mairay baray main.

    Aisay AHSAAN FERAMOSH logoun ko aap kay hayal main kaisay treat kia jana chahyay??

    Honestly, mujay tu bohat hi achha lagta hay kay jo loag zera si bhi english yahan likhna try kertay hain.  Main bhi koi english seekh ker paida nahi hoi thi.  Iss liay mujay pata hay kay secod language seekhna koi bachoun ka khail nahi hay. 

  Main nay kabhi dawa nahi kia kay mairi english bohat achhi hay ya main bohat koi tees maar khan houn.  Ab koi ager bilawajja aisi posts kerta phiray tu main uss ka kia ilaaj keroun?

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seemi

good man

Miss JEE NEEKI KER DRAYA MAY DALL

Pinky jee First thing is that here you must advice us in English.Because this post speacial for you because you are our English Teacher.

When teacher will write in Urdu then what students will learn with her Teacher.

If i take your above post very serious then matter will be differ and i do not want to take this matter any wrong side.And i will take your this post very slightly and smily and i will also say you are also very innocent .And you are more innocent that Sunheri jee.I will also say you have not temprament to listen about your personality.Because you think that you always right.And may be you always right but in front  of me some time you also false.

I am very thankful to you that you each time you encourge .This is your kindness and love to my writing on me.

And you pls forgive with Allah to say me that i am going towards Heart Attack.Heart kissi Dushman koo be na mari payari Miss Pinky jeee.

If billi speaks word Crap then people of forum also decession .And i am very thankful that you stand with me also.This is your truthness and your stance to recognise me.

Ma kooi Ehsan Faramoosh nahi hoo blkay app ka itnay baray EHSAN ka ma booj nahi utha sakta issi liyay zendgai when i will find a chance inshallah i will try to lift this EHSAN.

Other way you are our teacher and i want to advice you listen this proverb also.

NEEKI KER DARYA MAY DALL.

Now you can take me Amergency Centre and you also can do my operation .It is your right.Pls forgive me  and Honnourable teacher i am waiting for your 2nd lesson.Pls give me 2nd lesson as soon as possible.I hope you will give me 2nd lesson in this Post.

Thanks

Waiting for your possitive reply MISS PINKY JEE.

Pinky Sister

thanks, meri beti bohat pyari hae aor bilkul theek hae , us ke aanay ke baad lfe aor khoobsoorat ho gai hae,

Main ne aap ka shagird ban'anay se inkar is liye kiya hae becoz aap brain bohat fix karti hain :)

Members

Aray yah kiya horaha hai. Yar plz etna serious topic shuru kara tha mainai. No doubt kai pinky ki english achi hai. Agar pinky jee ap hamai thora thora sa sekha daingi to kiya bura hoga. Dont take it personaly or dont be serious yar pinky pajan.....

Mai apsai aisai attitute ki tawaqa bilkul bhi nahi rakhta tha.....:(