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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Jun 2009, 10:23am |
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 Breaking News: Maryam ilzaamaat say bari
meri admin say guzaarish hai k sr. mod Maryam k khilaaf sakht action lia jaye coz:
1. woh forum par regular maujood nahi hoteeN. onki dekha dekhi deger modz bhi 'bigaRtay' jaa rahay haiN. ):
2. woh aksar login howay beghair threads ko read karti rahti haiN jo aik sr. mod k liyeh saraa sar 'ghair ikhlaaqi' baat hai... chup chup kar doosrouN ki bataiN sunna (paRhna) waisay bhi koi achi baat nahi.... hmmm
3. woh irregular members say aksar pooch gach karti howi payee jati haiN aur onhaiN regular honay ki talqeen karti rahti haiN... yeh to wohi baat howi ... aurouN ki naseehat khud bibi fazeehat :)
filaah inn ilzaamaat k tehat Maryam ka fauri trial kia jaye... baqi ilzamaat trial k dauran pesh kiyeh jatay rahengay. shaneed hai k iss dauran dom bhai bhi active hojayengay |
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misha_ch
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Group: Members Joined: 06th May, 2009 Topic: 1 Post: 482 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Jun 2009, 10:42am |
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 myrizvi bhai
beech main dom bhee ka kiyaa zikar........kiya wo judge hongay ap logon k.....???
ab jo kaam banada khud kisi waja say na kar sakta ho......doosron ko to batana chahiay na......... k wo acha kaam kartay rahin..............ye to maryam nay acha he kiya..........zaroori nahi khud amal na ho sakay to aur kisi ko b kahna chor day...........kiya khiyal ha? |
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Seemi
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Sep, 2007 Topic: 14 Post: 3817 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Jun 2009, 11:41pm |
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Re If this topic is just for fun, that's fine otherwise there is no need to start such topic. Maryam baji is accomplishing her duties well.
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Red Chilli
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 4962 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 12:09pm |
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 Maryam aunty
Aap foran hazir nazir ho jayen
phir main ap ki class loungi.............. :D
aap her waqt forum se ghaib rehti hain cartoon kam dekha karein ..plz
Seemi aunty ye topic aise he start hua hai....... Maryam aunty se larai kerne ke liye :)
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Jun 2009, 6:19pm |
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nikalna khuld ka adam se suntay aye thay lekin.... bohat be abroo hokar teray koochay se hum niklay :)
bandi khidmat main hazir hae. agar wakeele isteghasa wakeele safai bhi ban jayen to shayad main apni safai main kuch paish kar sakon . apni safai main kuch batain khud se kehna chahongi.
1. woh forum par regular maujood nahi hoteeN. onki dekha dekhi deger modz bhi 'bigaRtay' jaa rahay haiN. ):
argue. main mojood to regular hoti hon lekin sirf parhanay ki had tak participate kar sakti hon kyun k aaj kal betay ki chutiyan hain aur woh all the time ghar pe qayam pazeer hain is liye all the time is cartoon time jab cartoon time nahi hota tab woh mujhay lekar bahir jata hae rehtay sehatay cartoons dekhnay :)
2. woh aksar login howay beghair threads ko read karti rahti haiN jo aik sr. mod k liyeh saraa sar 'ghair ikhlaaqi' baat hai... chup chup kar doosrouN ki bataiN sunna (paRhna) waisay bhi koi achi baat nahi.... hmmm
argue. yahan bohat se silent members chup chup k achi achi batain read karte hain aur un se istefada hasil karte hain isliye main bhi kabhi log in hokar aur kabhi huwe baghair achay logon ki achi batain read karti hon takay real life main apply karsakon.
3. woh irregular members say aksar pooch gach karti howi payee jati haiN aur onhaiN regular honay ki talqeen karti rahti haiN... yeh to wohi baat howi ... aurouN ki naseehat khud bibi fazeehat :)
argue. jo regular members irregular hojatay hain kisi waja se to un ki taraf se pareshani bhi hoti hae k ALLAH PAK reham farmaye k aaj kal halaat achay nahi:) waise bhi tanha aadmi bohat se kaam karay to us ki fikar bhi rehti hae isliye yeh pooch gach hoti hae. main yahan na hotay huwe bhi yahin hoti hon ji tabhi to yeh topic dhoond nikala:)
mazeed ilzamat ki muntazir hon bashart yeh k wakeele isteghasa wakeele safai bhi ban jayen:)
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 2:09am |
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seemi It's NOT 4 fun :) aap ko kia khabar k yeh post kis k kahnay par ki gayee hai ): albattah aap chahaiN to Maryam ki official wakeelay safaayee ban sakti haiN
Maryam:
kahtay haiN k... uzray 'gonaah' bad tar az gonaah :) open adalat nay aap kay jawabaat sonay aur onhaiN 'ghair tasalli bakhsh' patay howay daakhilay daftarar admin kia jata hai....... albattah wuklaa.e.safayee /wuklaa.ay isteghaasaa 'mulzimah' k bayaanaat par jarah karna chaahaiN to agay baRhaiN... tab tak new ilzaamaat ki fahrist morattab ki jati hai :) |
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jun 2009, 4:38pm |
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wuklaa.ay safayee main apnay wuklaa main seemi aur Hitman se request karongi k woh as a wakeele safayee meray muqadma ki pairwi karain :)
red chilli to haath main kankar liye khari hain:) |
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~~HITMAN~~
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Group: Members Joined: 09th May, 2011 Topic: 122 Post: 4259 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jun 2009, 9:11am |
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Objections My Leesh........ Main hazir e khidmat hon forum ki queen ki khidmat main, ye meri khush
naseebi hai k forum ki queen ne mujhe apna wakeel muntakhib kia, is say
zyada ehzaaz ki baat kya hogi k forum k king k khilaaf main wakeel ban
gaya hon ..lol
ab chonkey main khud bhi king banna chahta tha magar rizvi ne mujhse ye
title chein lia hai, is liyain ab chun chun kar badla lene ka acha moka
hai ....lol
ji tou adalat ka aghaaz kia jata hai, main maryam ki safaye pesh karta hon
1. woh forum par regular maujood nahi hoteeN. onki dekha dekhi deger modz bhi 'bigaRtay' jaa rahay haiN. ):
Objection mylord,.......yahan per merey hisbe ikhtilaaf mr rizvi with
my se sawaal hai k apko kese pata wo regular nahi hoti, hosakta hai
maryam tilismi chadar orhay yahan pe hamawakt mojood hon ya bhes badal
kar noorclinic k gali kochon pe nazar rakhti hon, ya ye bhi hosakta hai
k unhon nay camere fit kiyai hoe hon har janib aur apne ghar se sab ka
mutalah karti rehti hon.......kuch bhi hosakta hai, is liyian apka ye
sawaal bina kisi soboot k rad kia jata hai.
haan main apki is baat se agree karon ga k degar mods bigartay jarahay
hain .......magar yahan per meri mokila maryam ka kosoor nahi hai 1
percent bhi, kosoor american imdaad ka hai jo k degar mods bajaye
deserve karne walon ko dene k khud apni jebain bhar rahay hain jiski
wajah se ye loag araam pasand hogae hain aur bigar gae hain........koi
kaam nahi hota inse ab.
2. woh aksar login howay beghair threads ko read karti rahti haiN jo
aik sr. mod k liyeh saraa sar 'ghair ikhlaaqi' baat hai... chup chup
kar doosrouN ki bataiN sunna (paRhna) waisay bhi koi achi baat nahi....
hmmm
Judge sahab main mazirat chahonga king k khilaaf is tarha kehne per aur
jaan ki amaan chahaon ga..... , rizvi with my khud ek ghair ikhlaki
kaam kar rahay hain maryam ki jasoosi kar k, inki baton se lagta hai k
ye 24 hours nazar rakhtay hain maryam pe k ye kab ati hain kab jati
hain, kab baghair login kiyai replies parhti hain ya.......kab chup
chup k dosron ki batain sunti hain.......etc
hadees bhi hia k kisi ki toh mat lagaoo na hi zyada tajassus karo k kon kya kar raha hai kon kya nahi........
main yahan per rizvi with my se sawaal karna chahon ga k app maryam ki jasoosi kyun kartay hain chup chup k?.....
3. woh irregular members say aksar pooch gach karti howi payee jati
haiN aur onhaiN regular honay ki talqeen karti rahti haiN... yeh to
wohi baat howi ... aurouN ki naseehat khud bibi fazeehat :)
ye sarasar lilzaam e tabassum hai meri mokila per........meri mokila ko
jasoosi ka koi shok nahi hai jo wo poch gach karain.....haan jo unke
favourite members hotay hain wo unko regular anay ka mashwara deti
hain,.......hisbe ikhtilaaf mr rizvi with my ko bhi regular honay ka
keh chuki hain kaye baar......magar rizvi meri mokila ki baat pe kaan
tak nahi dhartay aur biwi k makay janay ko zyada tarjeeh detay hain
bajaye yahan pe regular anay k.......jabke upper inke 2nd sawaal main
ye saaf zahir hota hai k ye maryam ki jasoosi kartay hain,
Iska matlab tou yehi hai k ye 24 hours forum per mojood hotay hain aur sara ilzaam meri mokila par laga rahay hain....
in tamam gawahon aur thos soboot/baton ki roshni main rizvi with my per
uthaye janay walay sawalaat ka adalat jawaab talab karey......takay
mazeed kaarwaye agay barh sakay.........
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jun 2009, 9:55am |
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Wakeelay safayee ka adaalat main khair maqdam kia jata hai chouNkay Maryam ki maqbooliat say khauf zadah hokar taa haal koi wakeelay isteGhasaa k taur par saaamnay nahi aayaa hai lehaza yeh adaalat 'tab tak k liyeh' 2 in 1 ka fareezah saambhal rahi hai :)
ilzaam-2 ki tasdeeq wakeelay safayee nay ilzam-1 k jawaab main pahlay hi kardi hai :) lehaza ilzaam-2 ka jawaaab adaalat qabool nahi karsakti :)
ilzam-3 k jawaab maiN wakeelay safayee nay apni mo'akkelah ki safayee pesh karnay ki bajaye isteghasa-cum-adalat par ilzaam tarashi shooroo kardi hai.... wazah rahay k aik moqadmay main koi doosra moqadma daakhil nahi kia jasaktaa.
mulzimah agar chaahay to apnaa wakeel tabdeel karsakti hai... warnah kaheen aisaa nah ho jaisaa zel k moqadmay main howaa thaa...
qatal k aik mulzim nay aik wakeel ko hire kia aur kahaa k agar aap iss moqadmay maiN mujhay omar qaid bhi dilaa do to maiN tumharaa bara mamnoon houngaa.... taweel moqadmah baazi k baad adalat nay bil.aakhir mulzim ko omar qaid ki sazaa sonaa dee to mulzim nay apnay wakeel ka shukarya adaa kiaa to wakeel bolaa aap ko omar qaid sazaa dilaanay main baRi mehnat karnaa paRi warnah adaalat to aap ko bari karnay k chakkar main thee ............. heee heeeeee |
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Raja Taqi
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Group: Members Joined: 17th Sep, 2010 Topic: 31 Post: 2016 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jun 2009, 2:36pm |
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iss moqadmay mein aap ko aik karaye ka gawah bi chiye ho ga to wo mein hazar hoon .... |
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~~HITMAN~~
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Group: Members Joined: 09th May, 2011 Topic: 122 Post: 4259 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jun 2009, 7:04pm |
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He Is Without lawyer My leeesh.....
Adalat se main request karonga k wo rizvi with my se mere yani wakeel e maryam k sawalaat k jawabaat talab farmayen aur taal matool se kaam le kar adalat ka wakt zaya na kia jaye.......balkay rizvi with my khud se protest karne k bajae.....apne wakeel ko jald az jald within 3 days yahan lakar defend karain warna ye case maryam k hak main hojaega......Shukriya
Main saath main apne gawah professor "Raja Taqi" ko bhi le aya hon.......likin abhi tak myrizvi ki janib se na wakeel aya hai aur na hi koi gawah.....aur na hi sawalon k jawabaat...
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DoN2009
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Group: Members Joined: 17th Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 331 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 12:36am |
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abhi Abhi tak case chal raha hai
lagta hai agly 30 saal tak case chalta rehe ga |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 2:31am |
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New Ilzaam mulzimah :) Maryam par 'ilzaam' hai k woh iss formu maiN logouN ki entertainment maiN modaakhelat karti haiN. log yahaaN gup shup k liyeh aatay hain aur show biz k models ki life style say attract hotay haiN.... woh aisay mahaul maiN onhaiN ambeyaa AS k qissay sonaati hai aur deen o aakherat ki bataiN karti hai... zindagi zindah dili ka naam hai ... marnaa aur marnay k baad kia hogaa yeh sab molviyouN ki bataiN haiN...adalat yeh maloom karay k kaheeN andaroonay khanaah mulzimah ka talluq molviyouN say to nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 4:22am |
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hahaha insaan doosron ko wohi kuch de sakta hae jo us k apnay paas ho . meray paas jo kuch hae wohi main yahan share kar sakti hon :)
plz gawahan main meray husband ko include na kijiyega warna woh yehi kehtay hain k molviyoun wali batain na kiya karo :)
raja bhai aap ka shukriya ( abb pata nahi aap haq main gawahi dain ya phir against :)
wakeele safayee Hitman hi rahaingay agar umar qaid hogai to phir wakeele safayee ko bhi itni hi saza sath main di jaye :) |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 4:56am |
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aadhi gawahi Vs poori gawahi:) adalat mulzimah ka yeh bayaan notekaray k....
plz gawahan main meray husband ko include na kijiyega warna woh yehi kehtay hain k molviyoun wali batain na kiya karo :)
goyaa woh apni 'aadhi-gawahi' ko 'poori-gawahi' par fauqiat day rahi haiN:) aur poori-gawahi k haamil aik shareef shauher ko adalat say door rakh kar adaalat ko gumraah karkay bari honaa chaahti haiN....
mulzimah par yeh 'ilzaam' bhi hai k woh aj k 'taraqqi-yaaftah ahad' maiN iss forum ki mo'aa'sharti zimmah daariyouN par apnay ghar aur bachay ki fauqiat deti haiN.... aaj jabkay khawateen dunyaa k shanah bashaanah chalna chahti haiN yeh abhi tak ghar ki chahaar deewaari ki zimmah daariyoun ko awwaliat deti hai...... agar onki yeh 'marz' deger khawateen ko bhi lag gayaa to yeh forum sonaa sonaa bhi hosakta hai.... lehaza adalat ka farz hai k mulzimah ko kaRi say kaRi 'sazaa' sonayee................
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 5:03am |
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yeh ilzam bhi meray ajdad k sar jayega :) meray wakeele safayee hi aap se argue karaingay main apni safayee main yehi kahongi k mera ghar meri jannat so main apni jannat ko hi foqiyat dongi chahay is k liye mujhay saza hi kyun na ho :)
aap fikar na karain akela kharbooza sab kharboozon ka kuch nahi bigar sakta isliye atay main namak se koi khas farq nahi parega forum ko :) |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 5:12am |
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mosallamat ko tabdeel nah karaiN:) kharboozah, kharboozay ko dekh kar rung pakaRtaa /pakaRti hai :) yeh aik universal truth hai.... maiN fikar kiyouN nah karouN.... agar sab kharbooziyouN :) nay rung pakaR lia aur (sirf) apnay apnay gharouN ki zeenat ban gayee to iss open world ki rangeeni ka kia hogaa.... wajooday zunn say hai tasweeray (media ki) kaainaat maiN rung.... phir yeh dunyaa to andher hojayegi..... Allah karay aisaa ho ... magar aisaa hogayaa to iski (dunyaa maiN) sazaa aur (aakherat maiN) jazaa to milegi hi........ aur dunyaa ki adalat to yahaaN sazaa denaa hi jaanti hai. |
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 6:05am |
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wajoode zann se hae tasweeray kaainaat maiN rung :) agar har ghar ki tasweer main ghar ki zann hi rung bhar de to phir duniya (media) main kisi aur rung ki zaroorat hi nahi rahegi sab apnay apnay ghar k rangeeni main hi khush rahain gay
waise kharbooza kharboozay ko dekh kar apna rung to change karsakta hae lekin apna taste phir bhi change nahi karsakta so plz dont worry :) |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7702 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 8:12am |
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y don't worry:) jab tak bandah worry nahi karegaa... woh kuch nahi karsaktaa... apni haal o khaal maiN mast bandah to kuh bhi nahi karsaktaa :)
masha Allah bahoot achi bataiN aap nay apni 'safayee' maiN kahi haiN ... Allah karay yeh bataiN deger sinfay naazuk ki saamaa.atouN say guzar kar onkay dil o dimagh tak rasaayee karay. aameen. open forum k open mokaalmouN ka aik maqsad silent viewers ko 'feed karna' bhi hota hai lol
in comments say haT kar aap k khelaaf charges ka silsilah jari rahegaa/... aap safayee.yaaN pesh karti haiN... taa aaNkay logouN k zehnouN ka safayaa hota rahay...
masha Allah ajkal aap khasee active haiN... lagtaa hai k bar.khordaar bhi saahibay mausoof k hamraah lab janay laga hai... |
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Raja Taqi
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Group: Members Joined: 17th Sep, 2010 Topic: 31 Post: 2016 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 11:32pm |
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Hitman BA.L.L.B Mulzima maryam per jo elegations lugaee gaein hein iss ki aik copy gawah ko bi di jaye...ta k mein apny faraz per pura uttar sakoon. lehza mulzima ka ye kehna k mein apny ghar ko waqat ziada daina chahti hoon to ye section.. 4 of khawateen laws ki violation ho gi under para No.3 of said section ..wo khawateen jo k sara din ghar mein bundh purhi rehti hein wo zehni tour per maflooj ho jati hein aur apny buchoon aur husband k liye khatarnak sabit ho sakti hein... in k moqably mein jo khawateen forum ko ziada waqat daiti hein wo zehni tour mazboot hoti hein aur forum members bi khushaal reh sukty hein lehza meri Adalat se darkhwast he k mulzima k sath bohat sari masoom zindgiyaan attach hein mulzima ko forum ka paband kiya jaye Mulzima ko kurhi se kurhi saza di jaye.... |
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