 biwi ka jhooT
1. biwiyaaN amooman oss waqt jhooT bolti haiN jab woh (kissi maamlay maiN) "qasoor.waar" houN... balkay baaz to etni "masoom" hoti haiN k "aisay mawaqay" par bhi such hi bol deti haiN aur show.Her k izhaaray naraazgi par masoomiyat say kahti haiN... maiN nay kia kia hai? :)
2. show.Her becharah 'qasoor.waar' ho ya nah ho, har 2 soorat maiN biwi k saamnay jhooT bolnay par 'majboor' hota hai... kabhi biwi k shakki honay ki bina par, kabhi biwi k haasid honay ki binaa par, kabhi biwi ko 'khush' karnay ki wajah say, kabhi biwi ko 'naraaz' honay say bachaanay k liyeh aur aksar o beshtar apnay 'qasoor.ouN' ko chopaanay k liyeh :) uff yeh bechara sho.her!
ab ap khud dekh laiN k zeyadah jhooT kaun bolta hai... zaahir hai k mard jo yaa to already kissi nah kissi ka show.her hota hai yaa... yaa kissi nah kissi ka show.her ban.nay ki 'khaahish' rakhta hai... iss khaahish par aik "haqeeqi joke" suniyeh.
jehlam say talluq rakhnay walay apnay syed zameer jaffery (maroof mazaah go urdu poet) aik martabah kah rahay thay k poet ahmed nadeem qaasmi ki nazar jab kabhi kissi khoob.soorat khatoon par paRti to woh kahtay thay ... masha Allah ... masha Allah.... pass hi baiThay ataa ul haq qaasmi (poet, mazaah go n colum.nigaar) kahnay lagay main aisay moqay pay yeh bhi kahta houN... insha Allah ... insha Allah :) |
jhot ...konsa jhot...
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