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BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:21pm
 

Khush-Fahmi

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya ,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gaya ,
Muqabala-e-husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi ,
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gaya .
BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:22pm
 

Dost k Naam


Kyun har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho ,
Har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho ,
Ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi ,
Aye dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho ?
BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:3rd Nov 2007, 11:26pm
 

Old is Gold

Picchle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen :

Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai . . . Ankhoun Mein Khumaar Hai . . . Aaja Mere Sajna Tera  Hi Intezaar Hai ... !


But aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :

Pehla Pehla Pyar Hai . . . Ankhoun Mein Khumaar Hai . . . Aaja Mere Sajna Nahi Tou Dousra Tayyar Hai ... !
BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:20th Dec 2007, 5:41pm
 

Eid - ul - Azha

Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota 
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota

Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati 
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati

Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati 
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati

Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota 
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti 
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti

Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata 
Seeng Marta Foran Usse Takar Karata

Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota 
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main 
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main

Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota 
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota 
BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:2nd Jan 2008, 8:36pm
 

Atif Aslam (Student)

Najany kab say
grade buray aatay hain
Mujhe phir bhi akallll...ll.... kion nahin aati hai??
Najany kab say.....

sab formulay hain..!
sab theorian hain......!!
bhoola do unhain..!
jila do unhain.............................
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Door jitna 'A' hay mujh say... paas 'E' kay main..
Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main....
teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..
Ab to zinda hoon main tuiition center main..

kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey...
theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sata-a...!
yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey...

aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoany main
hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:2nd Jan 2008, 8:40pm
 

Dedicated to all Husband here (espcially Hungama Paajee k liyah)


Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
Main ne nazroon ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai

Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyon ho
Main ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai

Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer
Aur ab Chimtey ne mera aaal saja rakha hai

Sarey kaprey to jala daley hain begum ne
tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai

Wahi Dunya main muqadder ka Sikander yahan Tehra
Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai


Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans ker ,
Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai ..... ;)

Hangama Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 39  Post: 1284  Age:  38  
Posted on:2nd Jan 2008, 8:55pm
 

Beauty pajii

Paji sabaq loo paji, abhi sai tayari pakar rahai ho yah adat dal rahai ho.....LOL
Rizwan++ Group: Members  Joined: 15th Nov, 2007  Topic: 12  Post: 243  Age:  26  
Posted on:2nd Jan 2008, 8:57pm
 

yeh din bhi dekhna tha

hangama bhai yeh uper kaisi post parney ko mili hai?

star bhai ki dedication tayar hai
hangama bhai ki poetry ka intizaar hai

aur ab aik shair arz kia hai (kis ne arz kia hai yeh yaad nahin)

agercha pora musalman nahin hon lekin
apne deen se rishta to jor sakta hon
namaz-o-haj-o-roza-o-zakat kuch bhi nahin
shab-e-barat par patakhe to chor sakta hon

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:2nd Jan 2008, 8:58pm
 

Hungama Paa-Jee

Paajee maiyn tou logon ko reality bata raha hoon .......... Paajee waisey tussi abb sir utha saktey hai bhabhi dosrey kamrey ma chaley gaey hain ;)

hahahahahaaaa.....hoooooo.......heheheheeeeeeeeeee

Paajee waisey bura mat manna yah shayad sab k saath hota hai aaisa iss ma sharmaney wali koi baat nahi hai ........ :D
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:3rd Jan 2008, 9:17am
 

:-)

hehehhehe

wese beauty star...zaruuri nai hai k aisa sub k sath ho bcoz merey sath aisa kabhi kuch nai hua.....Allah ka shuker hai hehehehhehehe

beautystar...i like ur both posts very much ;-)

ashy Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 50  Post: 383  Age:  33  
Posted on:3rd Jan 2008, 10:15am
 

larkoon k dil ki baat

Aakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain

Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain

Aur Kabhi Nakhray Deekhati Hain

Aakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain

Tammam Kaam Larkon Say Nikalwati Hain

Aur Phir Moon Phair Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Hamain Muskura Kar Ghar Bulati Hain

Aur Phir Apnay Bhaioon Say Pitwati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Mood Hoota Hay To Baat Karti Hain

Warna Youn Hi Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apni Haar Say Hamain Tarpati Hain

Aur Dil Dharka Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain


Apnay Shohroon Ko Kabze Main Kar Kay

Saasoon Ko Rulati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apnay Shohroon Say Ghar Kay Kaam Karwati Hain

Aur Khud Aaram Farmati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Aakhir Yeh Larkian Hamain Kyun Hain Pasand

Kyun Kay Sawan Ki Tarah Aati Hain Aur Chali Jatee Hain

Aur Kuch Dil Main Reh Jati Hain

Shayad Larkian Yehi Chati Hain ..!

Or Ye Kia Chahti Hai ...... ????????
 
I don't think its all true......
But so Far it is..
Wht U Say?
Just Enjoy.....Just for Fun....

Sooth Group: Members  Joined: 18th Jul, 2007  Topic: 303  Post: 1937  Age:   
Posted on:3rd Jan 2008, 5:19pm
 

re to beautystar(funny poetry)

bhai beautystar ye aap ny sahi topic start kiya hy thora hut k shahid aap yahan per apna dil halka ker rahay han kuin k IM message k liay zayada votes against thay.dont't mind but i lke ur funny poetry:-)

Allah Hafiz

Hangama Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 39  Post: 1284  Age:  38  
Posted on:3rd Jan 2008, 7:02pm
 

Beauty

Friend ajkal forum pai jo tension chal rahi hai eski wajha sai mera kuch mood nahi horaha hai shairi ka. Zara kuch logo ka demagh thekana ajai uska baad apka liya bhi ham shairi laika ajaingai fikar not. chill and wait.
BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:4th Jan 2008, 8:27pm
 

Re: Hungama (lol)

Paajee Tension wagerah tou bahana hai tussi jawab dhoondne ma time chahiyah tou its ok ..... BeautyStar itney aasani se haar nahi manney ga paajee ... Shadi waste buhat jokes or shair hain merey pass (lol)
Sooth Group: Members  Joined: 18th Jul, 2007  Topic: 303  Post: 1937  Age:   
Posted on:6th Jan 2008, 6:30pm
 

to beautystar bhai

bhai asalam-o-alaikum i've posted the third and last part of dua's kindly es ko read krn aur baki sub ko bhi es ko perhnay ko kahan,es ko apnay baki rishtadaron aur friends se bhi share krn,

Allah Hafiz and take care

Moderator Note: Irrelevant reply to the above post. Please don't post irrelevant reply.

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:7th Jan 2008, 11:14pm
 

Typical Pakistani Pathan (Dedicated to Bili-Miau)

Lady Doctor: tum rouz subah subah clinic k baher kharay ho Kar auratoon(ladies) ko kyun ghoortay ho ???

Pathan: Ji aap hi nay baher likha hai...AURATOO KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT.
9AM--11AM
zainulabde Group: Members  Joined: 17th Dec, 2007  Topic: 0  Post: 2  Age:  26  
Posted on:7th Jan 2008, 11:35pm
 

lal badsha

to mat parho na chemistry.ok. dukan khol lo.
zainulabde Group: Members  Joined: 17th Dec, 2007  Topic: 0  Post: 2  Age:  26  
Posted on:7th Jan 2008, 11:39pm
 

lal badsha

baray logon say milnay may hamesha fasila rakhna

jahan darya samundar se mila darya nahe rehta.

BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:7th Jan 2008, 11:51pm
 

Shadi k Baad.... (esp. for Hungama Paajee)


Mai Woh Nahi k Shaadi Ho Aur Badal Gaya ,

Mera Wohi Mizaaj Wohi Zauq Hoga ,

Shaadi Se Pehle Bhi Mujhe Shaadi Ka Shauq Hai ,

Shaadi k Baad Bhi Mujhe Shaadi Ka Shauq Hoga .
BeautyStar Group: Members  Joined: 16th May, 2007  Topic: 52  Post: 3586  Age:  27  
Posted on:7th Jan 2008, 11:54pm
 

Memon

Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye ....

Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hain

Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Magar Tumhari Bhabi Ko Bhi Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat Hai
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