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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Aug 2007, 9:46am |
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 Urdu Jokes.com: Meeting In Jungle
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?"
...................... The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?
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Because the Donkey is busy reading this Joke !
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Aug 2007, 10:10am |
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 joke
A girl ask from Molvi,
Can I sleep with her Dad
Molvi: Astagfirula,
Girl: Can I sleep with her Uncle
Molvi: Nauzbilallah.
Girl: Can I sleep with U,
Molvi: Bismiallah
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once a girl was drinking coke. she suddenly discoverd a fly in her drink she took it out 4rm the coke.
the fly gave birth to a baby fly and died.the baby fly opened its eyes looked at the girl and said maamaa
the girl asked the baby fly "mein tumhari maa nhi hoon phir tu kion mujy maa bulati hay"?
the fly replied"kion k mein nay tumhari coke say janam lia hay"
kuch samajh i ya pehli bhi gai................. |
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Ugly-Sana
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007 Topic: 7 Post: 539 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Aug 2007, 1:27pm |
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 Ashy and Josh
Nice jokes. But too bad Josh, you took us as Donkies??,, Joking |
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don
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Aug, 2007 Topic: 12 Post: 246 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Aug 2007, 3:25pm |
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 ashy
meri piyari si cute si baji app kay jokes mujhay achay lagay laikin app nay maulvi wala joke jo likha hay na wo joke behnay nahi likhtin waisay koi baat nahi topic hi aisa tha kay josh bhai nay sex say joke shuru kia
ur bro
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Bewaqoof
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 11:30pm |
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 re: asy joke
ashy, ugly sana, don aap log kaha chale gaye. jald se jald aa jaye. aap logo ke jaane ke baad se yaha ka mahol hansi khushi ki bajaye larai jhagra wal ho gia hai.
waise ashy ko joke ....... censor ke qabil hai.
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Prozak
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Group: Members Joined: 06th Jul, 2007 Topic: 0 Post: 81 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 11:51pm |
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Ashy Well Nice Joke. .
Aray bhiyo Ashy's joke is nice and reflects hypocracy in our Molvi's
Nice saying.. |
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sunny007
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 12:35pm |
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re shayed barish hone se pehle aasman neela na ho,
shayed aandhi se pehle mosam peela na ho,
magar ye to ho hi nahi sakta ,
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k tum so kar uttho aur bed geela na ho. lol |
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sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 12:42pm |
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joke mother to son: faisal khana khaiega?
son: no
mother: kheer khaiega?
son: no
mother: mithaie khaiega?
son: no
mother: fruite khaiega?
son: no
mother: bap pe gaya hai, tappar hi khaiega. LOL |
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 1:49pm |
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ashy is here
aoa to all
bewakoof bhai
how r u ?mein kahein nahi gai . yaheen hoon or daily forum ko visit bhi karti hoon jesa aap nay kaha k forum par larai jhagra shuro ho gia hay mein or kuch dosray memberz bhi issi mahool say ukta kar forum par reply nahi kar rahy kio k hum yahan apny masail or dukh bantny aty hein na k ulta sar dard leny or wo bhi bila waja k jhagray say iss liy behtar ye hee samjha k kechar mein paoon rakhnay say behtar hay k insan uss taraf jai hee na
sorry agar kisi ko bura lagy to lekin ye mere dili jazbat hein
2nd thing
agar aap ko mera wo joke bura laga hay to sorry lekin mein nay ye joke jiss point say likha tha wo point prozak nay clear kar dia hay
thnx prozak
ab aap ko mazeed hansany k liy kuch or jokes send kar rahi hoon allah kary aap ko achy lagein
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Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hay
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
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Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Santa says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed and it wasn’t mine.”
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 1:56pm |
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lo or hans lo
Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar tha…
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The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
“When will Punjab Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 10.30.
“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks
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Office of The Hindustan Times
A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.
“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.
“My father was 182 cms tall.”
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 2:06pm |
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for Ashy AShy app shayad ab dobara say hidden member ban gaye ho , kyun k jab app ko pukara jata hai jabhi app hazir hoti warna nahi ........
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 2:10pm |
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to hitman
nahi bhai aisee koi baat nahi mein har roz aap k sath hoti hoon
lekin aap ko pta nahi hota |
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goodman
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Group: Members Joined: 11th Oct, 2007 Topic: 62 Post: 7609 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 3:45pm |
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You are Megnat Ashy jee You are Megnat?Pls give the comments.
Thanks |
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Bili_miau
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| Posted on:19th Jan 2008, 4:53pm |
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well ashy jee mene suna tha keh aap batamez hain kisi se....no offence just asking |
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sunny007
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| Posted on:20th Jan 2008, 5:21am |
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speech of a school master A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here's his dynamite speech:
Leddies and Gentulmens,
Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly
speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason. Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and
at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible
for getting birth of my son.
We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of
Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt. You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college. The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day will become great phools. Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher. I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and
thank God I am finished.
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sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jan 2008, 5:25am |
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jokes 1- Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!
2- Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye Imran hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
3- Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
4- Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
5- Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se
Husband bola:“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
6- Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
7- Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
8- Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says: “choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
9- A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
10- Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jan 2008, 7:22am |
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sunny & ashy! sunny007: muje apkay sab hi jokes bohat achay lagay page1 par dono jokes bohat hi funny they, bohat hansi aee parh kar. dono hi best jokes they..or second page par first joke kafi lamba hai lekin bohat funny hai.lol or baki bi achay hain especially 5,6 & 9..
ashy: hahaaaa sab jokes achay hain, bohat maza aya jokes parh kar... santa wala best hai... |
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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jan 2008, 7:26am |
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Joke! aik sheikh apne betay ko maar raha tha kisi nein pochha ke kyon mar rahay hain shekh saab kehne-lagay ke mera beta paas hogya hai 4th main
to aadmi kehne laga ke is mein marne wali konsi baat hai aap ko to khush hona chahyye...
sheikh saab kehne lage ke ainwain khush hoon is beghairat ko kaha tha ke in kitabon se pooray 4 saal nikalna ye pehli dafa pas hogya hai |
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josh
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Group: Members Joined: 30th Jul, 2007 Topic: 47 Post: 2285 Age:
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Innocent Kid! A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" |
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ashy
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 50 Post: 383 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Jan 2008, 11:59pm |
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ashy is here To miss b
badtamiz kaun hai ye sab members jante hain ap pareshan na ho
baqi dear memberz aap k liy mazeed kuch jokes
here is one:
Interviewr to sardar g:Tell me opposite of good?
sardar g : Bad
Interviewr: com
sardar g: go
Interviewr: ugly
sardar g: pichlli
Interviewr: UGLY
sardar g: pichlli
Interviewr: shut up
sardar g: keep talking
Interviewr: get out
sardar g: come in
Interviewr: oh my God
sardar g: oh my devil
Interviewr: u r rejected
sardar g: i m selected BALLE BALLee
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A Sardar asked to a lady ..." What is ur new car's name? "
Lady replied : I dont know . But it starts with "T "
Sardar : U r very lucky , my car starts with petrol only .
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A sardar to American : Tum japenese ho ?
American: No main American hoon
Sardar : Nahin tum japenese ho
American : Nahin yar main American hoon
Sardar : Oh nahin khoteya tu japenese hai
American : Haan haan main japenese hooooooooooooooon
Sardar : Per lagte to American hoooooooo
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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Sardaar Jee 2 hiS friend: "kaL raat 3 ghanteY tak main neY aik english mOvie dekhi, uss mein na kOi scene tha, na avaaZ...!"
Friend: "Movie ka naam kYa tha?"
Sardaar Jee: "Please inseRt disc."
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now in last
How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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