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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jul 2011, 4:37am |
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 Urdu Jokes
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jul 2011, 4:39am |
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pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jul 2011, 12:01pm |
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2 students Ek dafa 2 bhai school ja rahe the tho buhut late hue jab schol aye to 1 se pocha Q late hue jawb dia mujhse peise gum hui the 2sre se pocha tum Q late hue us ne jawb di me nei us paiso ke upar phair raka hua tha. |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jul 2011, 12:42pm |
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Aftari ke waqt dua Ek pathan ko kisi ne kaha tha ke aftari ke waqt jo bhi dua karo qabool hoti hai. khan sahib ne pehli roza mei aftari ke waqt ye dua ki "YA ALLAH SUBAH HI EID HO JAI" |
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Asadel |
Group: Members Joined: 25th Feb, 2011 Topic: 0 Post: 27 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jul 2011, 4:27pm |
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khan shahab aur bache :)
Eik khan sahab ko bache bare pasand the, her nimaz main dua kerta Ya Allah! aik beta de aur aik beti de , roaz dua kerta ya Allah! aik beta de aur aik beti de dua kerte kerte 2 saal ghuzar geay to frishta tang per k neeche aaia aur bola k
"oh khan sahab pehle shaadi to kero " :)
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jul 2011, 8:45pm |
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2 charsi 2 charsi chat par so rahe the ek ne pocha machas kidr hai 2sre ne kaha tele jala kar ke dekh lo. |
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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 12:24am |
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Pathan: Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost:
Wo kaisay ?
Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha. |
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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 12:25am |
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Girl PATHAN se Girl PATHAN se
Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?
Pathan:
O humne tumko call kia tha
us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER. |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 1:01am |
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Misscall Ek pathan ne apne miss se kaha kal rat ko tum ne mujhe call Q kia.
MISS=>mei ne to nahi kia.
Pathan=> kamal hai mobile me likha tha "MISSCALL'' |
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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 1:27am |
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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 1:27am |
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Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?
Pathan: 3
Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya. |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:24am |
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Pathan ki shadi Ek dafa pathan ki shadi hoi aur wo suhaagraat ko bivi se alag bed par so gaya
Bivi=kia aaj nahi karoge
pathan=mei ne Qasam kai hai ke mei shadi ke bad ghalat kam nahi karonga |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:32am |
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Pathan T.V per bomb
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb
kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:33am |
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Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:47am |
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Sabzi wale ki suhagrat Ek sabzi wale ne shadi karli aur suhaagraat ko apne bivi ke oper pani charkane laga. bivi ne pocha ye kiya kar rahe ho. Sabzi wale bola maal taza kar raha hoo. |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:50am |
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Iqra Maal Taza.... ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:51am |
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Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom
rahay ho |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:53am |
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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale
Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?
Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Par
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:55am |
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Pathan ne bivi ko happybirthday Pathan ki gar me bijli gaye to bivi ne mumbati jala kar toilet jarhi the ke pathan ne phonk mar kar bolla 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U' |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:57am |
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Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?
Pathan: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?
Pathan: Illegal. |
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