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abbaas |
Group: Members Joined: 16th Apr, 2011 Topic: 7 Post: 41 Age:
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| Posted on:4th May 2011, 3:12am |
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 funny
Ek Admi
Apne Dost k Ghr gya
Bell bjne pr 1 Chota bcha bahr nikla
Admi: Beta Apke dad ghr pr h ?
Bacha: Ji Woh to Bzar gye hue h
Admi: Acha Apne Bde Bhai ko bulao
Bacha: Wo Cricket khelne gaye h
Admi: Acha Tumari mom to ghr pe
hongi
Bacha: G Wo Apni frnds k sath Picnic
pr gai h
Admi(Gusse mein): Toh Beta Aap
Ghar me kyn baithe hain? Aap Bhi
kahin Chle Jao
Bacha:"Me bhi Apne Dost k Ghar aya
hua hu :P :D
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Khanzee42 |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Dec, 2008 Topic: 1 Post: 12 Age:
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| Posted on:7th May 2011, 5:15am |
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haha very nice
more plzz |
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samina1230 |
Group: Members Joined: 28th May, 2011 Topic: 0 Post: 5 Age:
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| Posted on:31st May 2011, 8:10am |
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nirma1230
hahaha its really nice and funny sharing, i like this section of this forum thanks to share
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Oct 2011, 12:22pm |
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Nice Nice joke koi or hai jo funny jokes ya latefe share kare????? Glass Totnay Ki Warranty!!!! ek admi glasses bhej raha tha tho oss ne cheeke lagaye the ke "Glass le lo totnay ki zimadar hoo mai".
Kisi ne pocha "are kese zimadar hoo ap"??? Seller ne kaha "ke 20 feet onchi manzal se gira do to 19 feet tak zimadar hoo mai totnay ki!!!!!" |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Oct 2011, 12:29pm |
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Pehchan Ek larki bus stop par karhi thi tho bus ka intezar kar rahi the ke ek larka bike se guzar kar gaya
Wo larka wapas peche agaya larki tak Boy: Pehchana Muje??? Girl: Nahe too!!! Boy: ab kiya yaar abi bike se guzar gaya naa!!!!!!! |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Oct 2011, 12:34pm |
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Teacher AND sTuDeNt Ek teacher ko susu (urine) se sakh nafrat tha tho oss ne ek din sare class ke students ko kaha ke agar Sussu karne the tho Sussu ki jaga aap lafz ka istemal kare muje acha lagega.
Ek din ek bache ko potty (Stool) agaye, to wo bohot expressions show karte the teacher ne recognise kiya to pocha, Teacher: App aye hai??? Student: nahe sir aap ka baap aya hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Oct 2011, 12:39pm |
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Wife Insulting Their HusBand$ Teacher's Wife: Ab tom muje sikhaogi???
Doctor's Wife: Ab tabiyat teek karti hoo!!!! Dentist's Wife: Ae danth ko tor kar hath me dedongi!!! Pilot's Wife: Ziada hawo mia math orraw!!!! MBA's Wife: Mind your own Language. |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Oct 2011, 12:41pm |
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Mobile Is Empty Of InK!!! Ek din ek admi ne kissi ko ghalti se khali msg send kiya.
Reciever: (Bohot soch karne ke bad wapas reply kia "Kiya Ap jante hia ke ap ke mobile mia Ink khatam howa hai" |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 3:30am |
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Why We Hate C.I.D????? A lady is sitting on chiar.
Daya: Kiya Rahul Tumhara bhai hai???
Lady: Ha rahul mera bhai hai.
ACP: Kiya Waqaiye rahul tumhara bhai hai???
Lady: Haa sir rahul sach mai mera bhai hai.
Abhijet: My God! Ab isska mathlab tum Rahul ki behen hoo!!! |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 3:34am |
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Surprising Husband!!! Ek aurat ne apne husband ko surprise dene ke liye naye sim khareedi or Husband ko phone kardiya.
Husband drawing room mai tha or wife kitchen mia chale gaye> Wife: Hi Darling!!! Husband ne halki awaz mia jawab diya "Tum mujhe bad mai phone karna wo kameeni abi bi kitchen mia hai"
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 3:56am |
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2 Pathan Pani Peene Ek din 2 pathan pani peene gaye to waha ja kar glass table par ulti rakhi howi thi.
1st Pathan: Are iss glass ke muu to band hai!!! 2nd Pahtan: Haa yar wo to neeche se bi toti howi hai!!! |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 3:58am |
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Teacher Teacher: Shadi bacho ka khel nahe hai! Pinto: Haa sir pata hai!! Teacher: Kiya pata hai??? Pinto: Yahe ki barho ka kheel hai or bacho ke liye khela jata hai! |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 9:36am |
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Easy Load
Ek larka larki se…
Larka: Please
ap apna mobile nombur dedo???
Larki: Shakal
dekhi hai aene mai. Shut up!!!
Larka: Please
muje check karna hia ke 500 ke easy load mia ketne pese ate hai.
Larki: Oh!!!
How sweet!!@
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 9:37am |
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Ladies Toilet
Teacher: Wo
konsi jaga hai jiss ko admi ne banaya hai lekin wo khud nahe jata???
Student: Ladies
toilet!!!@
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 1:00pm |
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Cenima Ek admi ne apne kutte ke sath film SHOLAY dekhne ke liye cenima chala gaya.
Hero ne kaha "Basanti tum in kutto ke samne nahe nachogi". Admi uth kar chillane laga "Kutte ki ticket diya hai, nache ga to tera bap bi" |
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Oct 2011, 1:04pm |
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Chutti Ek proffessor college ke peche naddi mai dobne laga or mar raha tha to ek student jab dekha to bagte howe chala gaya or cheekhe marne lage "kal chutti, chutti..."
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 12:06pm |
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 Mind Testing Joke
Two Kids were lying under blanket.
Boy: I am boy and you?
Girl: I don't Know!!
Boy see under the blanket and says You are girl!!
Girl: How you know???
Boy: Because i see under i was wearing blue socks and you were wearing pink
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Moral: Clear your dirty mind....
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WellKnOwN |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Sep, 2011 Topic: 34 Post: 2675 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 12:08pm |
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 Sardar At Cold Drinks Shop
Ek sardar cold drinks ke dukhan gaya to bola.
Ek pepsi ki bottle khol do/
Dokandar ne khol di.
Sardar: Ek spriite ki khol do...
Dukhandar ne khol diya,,,
Sardar: Ek 7up bottle khol do,
Dukhandar ne khol diya.
Sardar: Ek fanta khol do,,,
Dukhaandar ghusse se "apko konsi peeni hai"??
Sardar: Muje koi nahe peeni muje to buss wo Tussssssssss! Tusssssssssssss! Wali awaz pasand hai.
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 49 Post: 3159 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Nov 2011, 12:54pm |
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pathan
aik pathan darwaza sar par uthaye ja raha tha , kisi ny poocha janab khan sahib kahan ja rahy hain , pathan ny kaha yaar iss darwaza ki chaabi (key) kaheen gum ho gayee hay to main new key banwany jaa raha hon
wo shakhas bola oho khan sahib agar aap ki ghair majoodagi main koi aap k ghar dakhal ho geya to ????
pathan bola , oye kia tum mujhy bewaqoof samjhty ho , darwaza to mery pas hay koi dakhal kaisy hoga ? ...lol
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Faixoo |
Group: Members Joined: 24th Jan, 2011 Topic: 9 Post: 33 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Feb 2012, 7:41pm |
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JOKE HAHAHA Nice Jokes
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