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Gram Msala
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 2 Post: 69 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Mar 2009, 12:13am |
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 Funny Poetry
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face,
Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space.
Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown,
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.
Jabse meri zindagi mein aayi hai ek female,
Bhool gaya hoon sab kuchh, kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
Dil se ek ishq ka application create kar raha hoon,
Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee to so gaya,
Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.
Kal jab mile the to dil mein hua ek sound,
Aur aaj mile to kehte ho your file not found?!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo.
Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning,
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warnings.
Nazar mein to koi hain aur shaayad lonely hain,
Problem yehi hai ki woh ab read only hain.
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Gram Msala
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 2 Post: 69 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Mar 2009, 12:26am |
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 DnyaPowder & Ginger ke naam
Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
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Gram Msala
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 2 Post: 69 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Mar 2009, 12:29am |
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Unn Ki Yaad Mein Hum Ne Unn Ki Yaad Mein Ro Ro Ke Tub Bhar Diye
Woh Beshram Ae Aur Naha Ke Chal Diye
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Gram Msala
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 2 Post: 69 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Mar 2009, 12:33am |
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Dour Se Dekha Dour Se Dekha Toh Kuch Dikha Nahi,
Dour Se Dekha Toh Kuch Dikha Nahi,
Pas Ja Kar Dekha Toh Kuch Tha Hi Nahi,
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Gram Msala
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 2 Post: 69 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Mar 2009, 12:41am |
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Song: Soldier Soldier Soldier Soldier Pressure Cooker Khool Kar
Sabzi Meri Urra Ley Gaya
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Gram Msala
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 2 Post: 69 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Mar 2009, 12:46am |
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Ustaad Shagerd Se Ustaad ne Shagerd se ek roz yeh pocha,
Hai Jumma Mubarak ki faziliat ka tojhe elm?
Kehne laga Shaderd ke maloom hai mojh ko,
Release issi roz toh hoti hai nayi Film
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DnyaPowder
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 1 Post: 10 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Mar 2009, 9:50pm |
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Zabardast yar tune to itni Zabardast shairy post ki hai,...
yar tum log ate kyun nahi ho? na ginger nazar ata hai,tum to phir bhi a jate ho.meri ginger se kai din bat nahi hui tumhari hui hai kya??
mujhe yahan ana acha nahi lagta akele,tum dono ho islye to maine yahan id banai hai,ab tum ghaeb ho gae ho to mai to udas ho gaya hun.
a jaya karo na yar, |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Mar 2009, 1:47am |
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Gram Msala hehehehe very nice
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Mar 2009, 6:11am |
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Love Story 2050
Heer ke boohay aggay dekh ke aashiqun ka gharmass
Ranjha Takht hazaaray turr gya phharr ke pehli Bus
Sahiban Math ke paper se ghabra kar adee raati
Mirzay ke Motor Cycle par beh kar gai thi Nass
Changa hoya beech dariya ke Dobb kar bach gai warna
Maheenwal se shadi kar ke Sohni jati phhass
Ishq ki nakami se tou majnoo ki Izzat reh gai
Warna Laila ki maan sabit hoti barri kapatti saas
Dhoopay phir phir aashiqun ko ho jaaey jab yarqaan
Dabb kar unko peena chaahiey ganay ka phir Rass
Rajhay ka peo randhwa hota Heer ki babay bewa
Dono ka koi chakkar chalta kitni aati Chass
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Mar 2009, 6:12am |
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Beth kar Chobaarey par Beth kar Chobaarey par thandi aahain bharta hai
Tum se laakh changa hai kuch na kuch tou karta hai
Larkiyun ko larkoon ke taarne ki reason hai
Natural sa masla hai ghora ghaas tou charta hai |
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Mar 2009, 6:14am |
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 beh gye
Woh jis vagon andar bethi hum b uss main nass kar beh gye
Seat main pehle hi 7 bnde thay hum b 8vain phhas kar beh gye
Uske Abba ji ko ho gya ik dam high blood pressure
Badal vangun gajjay vajjay meenh ke vangun vass kar beh gye
Kamar ko kasna suntay thay phir ik socha kar kass ka dekhain
Khhola kasya kass kar khhola phir dobara kass kar beh gye
Daftar ke bahir notice tha bila ijazat behna mana hai
Hum ne barri chalaki keeti apne aap ko dass kar beh gye
Jab tak aqal thi qayem apne gittay shittay chaloo thay
Matt vaji tou uss ke darr par godday shodday ghass kar beh gye
Uske peon ne 9veen vari boohay se kutt kar uthwaya
Izzat humain azeez thi jaan se 10veen vari hass kar beh gye |
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Red Chilli
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Feb, 2008 Topic: 5 Post: 4962 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Apr 2009, 1:45pm |
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Gram Msala Waaah Waaah.............bohat khoob...
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System
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Group: Members Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008 Topic: 40 Post: 2279 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Apr 2009, 8:27pm |
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 Garam Masala
heheehehe hahahahah ....
wah wah wah...
Sache ho tumm... yeah waqi funny hai.. laikin yar yahan tu sab ids hi kichen per mabni hain aik Garam Masala to dosra DhynyaPowder , aur Ginger,
yeah btao ke shairi apni hai ke share ki hai kissi ne.. |
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sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2009, 3:54pm |
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faraz b aa gaia yeh baat muje sone nahi deti faraz,
k jab zindagi 4 din ki hai to test match 5 din ka q?????// |
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sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2009, 3:55pm |
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faraz yeh sun kar mera dil toot jata hai faraz,
the number u have dialled is on another call.
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sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2009, 3:56pm |
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farz ksdhfkhdkgh;kfg
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dfhs;dklfghl;kh
sdg;klsdhgsd
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]akfgajhiowerpiogj
dfoiet89ygjeniuerhguhdf
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hat jao bhaia, faraz pagal ho gaia hai.
mai to chala..... hehehe |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:15th May 2009, 7:49pm |
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Chcha Hazoor hehehe...
very nice
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sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd May 2009, 11:57pm |
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ghalib tum to sharab pee kar najaane kia kia keh dalty ho ghalib...
ham to bas coke pee kar kehte hain...
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Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. |
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Be Happy
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Group: Members Joined: 25th Aug, 2008 Topic: 15 Post: 243 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Aug 2009, 5:29am |
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kaho kia bhol jao ge? Kaho Kia Bhool Jao Ge
Msn ki woh mulakaten
Woh pyar bhari baaten
Woh log in hone ka intezar
Woh intezar ki sa'aten
Kaho kia bhool jao ge?
Woh farzi naam ka batana
Haha likh ker jhoota qehqaha lagana
Woh ASL poochne par
Apni umar ko or kam batana
Kaho kia bhool jao ge?
Woh pyar bhari tehreeren
Woh yahoo ki emotion tasweeren
Wo nick main haal-e-dil likhna
Wo net ko fast karne ki tadbeeren
Kaho kia bhool jao ge?
Woh typing se unglion main dard hona
Kisi baat per gussay se chehray ka zard hona
Lafz sorry ka screen par atay hi
Lehjay ka phir se sard hona
Kaho kia bhool jao ge?
Woh jaagna roz raaton main
Woh chehakna pyar ki baaton main
Woh type karte karte
Lena mouse hathon main
Kaho kia bhool jao ge?
Wo yahoo pe doosron ko ignore karna
Har jumlay par bohat ghor karna
Woh dil par hath rakh kar bye kehna
Or zara dair or rukne par zor karna
Kaho kia bhool jao ge?
Tumhare login hote hi
Doston ka woh jhamguttha lag jana
Tum se baat karne ki khatir
Sir dard ka woh jhoota bahana
Kaho kia bhool jao ge?
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Be Happy
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Group: Members Joined: 25th Aug, 2008 Topic: 15 Post: 243 Age:
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| Posted on:8th Aug 2009, 5:32am |
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Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!! Kyun Cahlti Hai Pawan,
Because Of Evaporation .
Kyun Jhoome Hai Gagan,
Because Of Earth’s Rotation.
Kyun Machalta Hai Mann,
Because Of Disorder In Digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun Gum Hain Har Disha,
Because U Have Poor Sense Of Direction.
Kyun Hota Hai Nasha,
Because Of Drug Addiction.
Kyun Aata Hai Mazaa,
Because U Enjoy The Situation.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun Aati Hai Bahar,
Because Of Change In Season.
Kyun Lotta Hai Karar,
Because Of Taking Tension.
Kyun Hota Hai Pyaar,
Because Of Opposite Attraction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
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