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Happy B\'Day to the oldest Person On The Planet:

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psychdoc Group: Members  Joined: 04th Mar, 2011  Topic: 11  Post: 1581  Age:  35  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 4:03am
 

Happy B'Day to the oldest Person On The Planet:



 Ali bhai,
        Many Happy Returns Of The day!
 Aap mashallah is planet kay sub say oldest living person hain. Kya aap members say share karain gay keh aap ke is lambi umar ka raaz kya hai??
Aur aap ki age ko daikhta hoa mein kaafi arsa say aap say kuch puchna chah raha thaa. Ab aap ke birthday hai to mein na socha moqaa achaa hai, apna questions pooch loon:
1) Kya aap nay apna bachpan mein kabhi dynosaurs daikhay?
2)Aap kay birthday cake par jo candles hain, unko blow out karna kay liya kya aap ke kya strategy ho gee?
3) Changaiz khan kay zamana mein aap kahan thay aur aap ki kya masroofiat theen?
4) Pathar ka zamana ( Stone age ) aur aaj kal ka daur mein aap ko sab say barri tabdeeli kya lagi ( illawa iska keh aaj kal ka daur mein log kapre pehan kar ghoomta hain)?

Aap ka answers ka intezaar rahe gaa!!  
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 131  Post: 7913  Age:  56  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 4:16am
 

haa haaa haa

well asked doc sb ... :)

by da way 1204 etni zeyadah age to nahi...lagta hai apki history maiN fail ho ho kar majbooran doctor ban gaye hain lol

ali bhai, 1204 wheen saalgirah mobarak ho ... aur ap doc sb ko bataa daiN k apnay bachpan aur pachpan maiN kia kia dekha thaa :)

psychdoc Group: Members  Joined: 04th Mar, 2011  Topic: 11  Post: 1581  Age:  35  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 4:28am
 

Rizvi bhai:


Salam.

Waqai aap na bilkul theek farmaya.
1204 saal kahaan itni zyada age hai. Aur mashallah Ali bhai kay josh aur walwalay ko daikta hoa kon keh sakta hai ke yeh 1204 saal ka hain. Mushkil say 600 kay bhee nahin lagta!
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 131  Post: 7913  Age:  56  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 4:39am
 

haa haa

aik lateefah nomaa sachi baat sun laiN...

hazrat Nooh AS ki omar 900 saal k lag bhag thi...tab avrg age etni hi howaa karti thi... aik martabah aik boorhi khatoon aap AS k pass aayee aur kahaa k hazrat meray aksar bachay "kamsini" ki age maiN wafata paa jatay haiN...koi 600 saal jeya to koi 400 saal aap Allah say dua kijyeh k meray bachouN ki omar main barkat ho....hazrat Nooh AS nay farmayaa: bi bi tum 400 saal ko kam samajh rahi ho, aik waqt woh bhi aayega k logoun ki kull age hi 70/80 saal howaa kregi...woh aurat hairaan hokar boli...phir to oss daur k log ghar waghairah banaaneki zahmat nahi karengay. ab bhala 70/80 saal k liyeh kaun ghar banaaegaa...aap ap AS nay farmayaa nahi.......oss daur k log aaj say bhi shaandaar aur ooNchay ooNchay mahallat banyengay... (mafhoom)

hosakta hai k apnay ali bhai (genetically) Nooh AS k daur ka aik adh piece houn :)

hasna Group: Members  Joined: 25th Apr, 2009  Topic: 41  Post: 2020  Age:  28  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 9:11am
 

hahahaahaha

rizvi uncle lateefy ne is trhread ko char chand lga diye he...........:)

ye shokhiya aur chutklay jiskay liye horhy he wo hud to dikhai nahi dy rhy yha per lgta hai k ap sabkay liye aftar party ak bndobast krhy he........kio k roze he to zahir hai aftar party me hi mulaqaat kre gy apse ya phir jha wo rehty he waha abhi 7august ayi hi nahi aur jb waha 7hogi yha 8hojani hai................:D




WEHSHI Group: Members  Joined: 17th Aug, 2010  Topic: 46  Post: 2536  Age:  50  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 10:10am
 

AGED PERSON OF PLANET

alirajput ki age k baray to isi se pata chalta hai k kisi ne un ko apna sab se bera hareef bataya hai
:) :) :)


Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 264  Post: 4600  Age:  40  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 10:48am
 

zindagi ka aik saal

mai tu samjha tha keh ........ lekin khair baad mai maloom hua keh yeh thread alirajput ke liye hai. ali rajput ko meri taraf se bhi zindagi ka aik sal kam hone per mubarakbaad. zindagi ka aik saal kam hona bhi nemat hai.
psychdoc Group: Members  Joined: 04th Mar, 2011  Topic: 11  Post: 1581  Age:  35  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 12:43pm
 

Ali Bhai Say Aik Aur Sawal:


Ali Bhai,
Aik baat to poochna bhool he gaya.

Mein aik medical research kar raha hoon, barhti age ka saath baalon ka color ka baaray mein. Magar mera paas abhi tak jitna bhee data hai, woh 70-80 years ke age tak kaa hai. Magar, theoretically, mein na hisaab lagaya hai keh 1200 ke age mein hair colors ke 3 possibilities hain: Parrot green, pink, orange.

Kya aap bata sakta hain keh aap ke hairs..... Chalain chorain, rehna dain.
Diplomate Group: Members  Joined: 18th Oct, 2009  Topic: 53  Post: 3428  Age:  38  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 4:00pm
 

saal girah mubarik

Raja Taqi Group: Members  Joined: 17th Sep, 2010  Topic: 31  Post: 2024  Age:  49  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 5:39pm
 

Ali-Rajpute

Aapko saalgira Mubarak ho..
goodman Group: Members  Joined: 11th Oct, 2007  Topic: 65  Post: 7710  Age:  34  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 8:19pm
 

ali sahib

ali sahib mari tarif say be happy birthday
DrKamiAli Group: Members  Joined: 12th May, 2011  Topic: 1  Post: 377  Age:  34  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 9:53pm
 

Happy Birthday

Many many happy returns of the day Ali bhai. Happy Birthday. May you have many many more, all full of happiness and joy.
yasir_123 Group: Members  Joined: 11th Feb, 2011  Topic: 4  Post: 380  Age:  31  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 10:26pm
 

Alirajput


happy birthday to you.

Buss yeh janna chatha hu, k zindagi k hazaar salo main kya aap nay sana wasim jasi koi khoobsurat mashraki larki dekhi ? mera nahi khayal koi esi larki dekhii hogi........

Aap tu arabo k daur say guzray hain, omaan k rastay tu maloom hi hongay aap ko, plz mujhay bata dain k sana wasim kaha mil sakti hay ?

firon k zamany main or iss zamanay main kya ferk hay ? pyramid kis nay banai thay........kuch roshni daliyay.........

aap ki jawani kab shruu hui thi or kab khatam hui, kab asal maini main khatam hui :)

aakhri martaba aap ko erection kitany saal pehlay hui thi, kyu k aap tu kafi salo say boorhay hain.....

thanks and best of luck ........

sunehri76 Group: Members  Joined: 04th Aug, 2007  Topic: 100  Post: 4646  Age:  39  
Posted on:7th Aug 2011, 11:57pm
 

Happy Birthday

to you...wish you all the best !
Bhimji Group: Members  Joined: 07th May, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 1868  Age:  32  
Posted on:8th Aug 2011, 2:57pm
 

Happy birthday...

Happy belated birthday to you dear. Sorry for being too late lkn iska koi nuqsan nahi hua balkeh fayeda hi hua h q ke meri wajah se aap ki birthday celebrations prolong ho gai hn. So once again many many happy returns of tha day to the dearest and oldest person of planet. Bhai aap tau HAKEEM LUQMAN ko b cross kr gye hn. HAKEEM SB tau bechaare aik hazar saal ki umer mein Khuld-e-aashiyani ho gye thay lkn lagta hae aap Malkul Mot ke sath mukk maka kr ke bethay huvay hn.
alirajput Group: Members  Joined: 16th Mar, 2012  Topic: 5  Post: 614  Age:  32  
Posted on:7th Aug 2012, 2:20pm
 

Dear Psychdoc and ALL!!!

Thanks allot, and thanks agaiN for wishing me a very happy birth-day.......

Like last year, this year too, i had decided not to celebrate my birthday, but since I am in Lahore, family has different ways of expressing their love for me.. I atleast got them to delay it till the 10th, so that some close friends can also arrive from different parts of Pakistan.

I think one should not be happy on this day, but one should thank Allah for what he has given him, for what he has made him, and for what blessing he is continuing to receive as life is short, and you never know what year, you may not be blessed with even this blessing.

So today, I thank Allah (SWT) for everything that he has given me and I offer 2 rakat nafal as shukrana to him.
myrizvi Group: Members  Joined: 20th Apr, 2008  Topic: 131  Post: 7913  Age:  56  
Posted on:8th Aug 2012, 3:57am
 

wishing you good luck

and happy life alirajput. Allah bless you and your family.
H/dr_Qasim Group: Members  Joined: 10th Sep, 2010  Topic: 185  Post: 6552  Age:  37  
Posted on:8th Aug 2012, 4:50am
 

Happy Birth Day Alirajput brother

Allah apki Omrar Durraaz kury or Apko achi Sayhut Ataa Furmay aamin,

Pawusta Reh shujar say Omeed a Bahaar rukh

wish you Good luck
psychdoc Group: Members  Joined: 04th Mar, 2011  Topic: 11  Post: 1581  Age:  35  
Posted on:8th Aug 2012, 3:32pm
 

Happy B'Day Ali Bhai:

Ali bhai, congratulations again...

Iss saal kuch aur questions aap kay lia..

Last year, aap ke age 1204 years thee, aur iss saal sirf 28...wow...Mera question aap say yeh hai keh kia aap ka paas koi time machine hai jis say aap nay waqt ko itna peecha kar dia?? lolzzz...

Anyway, on a more serious note, Ali bhai, how are you doing?? I am assuming that the surgical procedure for which you went to Pakistan, went well. How is everything going? How is your health? When do plan to return here??

I wish you a long and healthy life, full of joy and happiness..

With all my prayers and best wishes!

alirajput Group: Members  Joined: 16th Mar, 2012  Topic: 5  Post: 614  Age:  32  
Posted on:8th Aug 2012, 10:27pm
 

piyare membraan

Thanks so much for prayers to ustad myrizvi, dr. Qasim and Psychdoc bhai.

Dear psychdoc bhai, return is after Eid. Surgery did go well, but results were like you said of Gastric Ballooning, which was No results at all. 12 kgs and no less, they had promised 40kgs in 3months. 3months are almost complete as of end of this month. I started excercising since a little more than 1week, and alhumdulilah on my own saw some good results. Due to ballooning i cant eat as much as i would before, so thats one other benefit.

Do you think i need some surgery certification for the TSA , airport security? Because their scanner may or may not spot the balloon inside.. Im just wondering, please do tell?

I have decided agaiNst taking Blood Pressure Medication or Heart medication, like my cardiologist recommended. She was willing to give me medication for upto 6months, so when i return after 8 months, i wont have missed medication. But, problem being that I am not motivated by knowing this medication is life long. Plus I am sure to be out of this situation once the weight stabilizes and once that happens psychdoc bhai, i could as well go hiking, tennis, do tons of things, find milk all over the place and more, I hope you get it.......

Ultra sound shows that the paiN in lungs is no more, as the pneumonia is gone but that, the paiN is in the ribs of lungs, because of the fat pressing agaiNst it, the more pressure the more paiN. And, the kidney paiN was due to a stone in there, one stone left, one is still there, now it pains me occasionally, but it pains me allot when i am exercising, the more i run, do my rounds, the more it pains, till pain becomes unbearable, thats when I stop.

Khair, i am really happy to know you asked about me. How are you doing psychdoc bhai? Any plans for marriage? Any plans to return to Pakistan? Just 2 weeks in Pakistan is not enough for even person like you... I think you should spend more time here to know people here , 1 on 1, believe me, you'll be surprised on how Americanized this place has become.. Good and bad meanings both are attached to this sentence, lolz... Khair, sir jee.. Tell me about yourself. And take care. Hope to read more from you, sooN.
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