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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 4:50am |
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 Forum aur Fat.way
aaj kal forum k mufti ( muft meiN mashwara denay walay :) naye naye fatway jaari kartay nazar atay haiN.
1- dom man ka fatwa hae k jo member un ki "marzi" ka reply nahi karta woh kahiN aur ja basay .
sochnay ki baat : ab sawal yeh paida hota hae k jin logoN ki marzi k replies hotay haiN woh bhi kahiN aur ja basaiN ?
2- Diplomate bhai ne recently fatwa jaari kiya hae k jin ki zobaan oops jin ka mouN kala hota hae un ka dil bhi kala hota hae.
sochnay ki baat : mouN kaala honay se dil kaala huwa ya dil kaala honay se mouN ? ( kahiN yeh fatwa white house maiN rehnay walay kaalay k liye to nahi? :)
3- Raja bhai ka azeem fatwa k jangi tayaari k liye chiRay aur chiRyoN ko maarnay ki practice ki jaye.
sochnay ki baat : kiya america bhi isi practice meiN masroof e amal hae ? aur dron practice kar k dekhna chahta hae k is se banday martay haiN ya nahi ?:)
agar aap logoN ki nazar se bhi aise fat.way guzraiN to zaroor share kejiye :)
Note : It is just for fun not to make someone hurt. Thanx
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7720 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 5:16am |
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 Fatway
1. maryam sis ka tazah tareen FATWA hai k muft maiN mashwarah dena wala bhi MUFTI hota hai.
sochnay ki baat: yeh hai k phir "muftaa" oRanay wala ko ab kia kahaa karengay...pahlay onhaiN (hi /bhi) MUFTI kahaa jata thaa
2. glamour ka mashwarah noma fatwa hai k ham to apnay husband ki khush.noodi k liyeh eye brows banaati haiN...phir to yeh jaiz howa naa
sochnay ki baat: yeh hai k jab Allah nay kahaa hai k Allah aur Rasool Allah ki khush.noodi par baqi saari khoosh.noodiyaaN qurban kardo...aur eyebrows banaanay waliyouN par laanat hai to...husband ki khoosh.noodi ki kia wuq'at rah jaati hai:)
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 5:24am |
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Fatwa aur jawab e fatwa :)
sochnay ki baat: yeh hai k phir "muftaa" oRanay wala ko ab kia kahaa karengay...pahlay onhaiN (hi /bhi) MUFTI kahaa jata thaa
muftaa oRanay walay ko hakoomat e Pakistan :))
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7720 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 5:31am |
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Allama ka FATWA 1. media nay report kia hai k "Allama" :) Tahirul Qaadri nay bhi apnay tazah FATWOUN ki aik "book launching" ki jissay american hukkaam nay "allama" k autograph k saath izzat o ehteraam k saath lay gayee
sochnay ki baat yeh hai k jin "allamouN" k fatway american yahood o nasaaraa izzat o ehteraam say "wasool" karaiN onki sharayee hasiyat kia rah jaati hai??? |
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 5:35am |
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Allama ka fatwa
jo fatway Canada meiN baiTh kar wahaN ki library books se istefadah kartay huwe tayar kiye jatay haiN woh yahood O nasaaraa k liye hi hotay haiN :)
Raymond devis case ki tarah America Dron hamlay bhi fatway lekar karta hae .
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7720 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 10:55am |
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new medical FATWA bhimji ka fatwa: agr namkeen se BP shoot krta hae tau Meethay se Sugar level b bharrh skta hae jo ksi surat b Blood pressure se kam khatarnak bemari nahi hae.
ab yeh sochnay ki baat hai k agar meetha khanay say suger level baRh jaya karta to sweets ki baRi baRi shops ab tak weeran hochuki hoteeN |
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Diplomate
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 53 Post: 3436 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 12:58pm |
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 fatway hi fatway
maryam g aap ny hasab-e-sabiq phir sy aik interesting topic start kiya hay ....
yahan buhat achy achy fatwas share kiye ja rahy hain , main b kuch share karta hon laiken main jo baat share karon ga wo ajeeb hi hay ...
thread number :- 23701 , "bury kam ka bura anjam" k page # 3 post # 2 main aik new member "RaaD" topic starter ko address karty howy farmaty hain
"so is bar fatwa nahi request k plz 2 the point likha karo all"
abb sochny ki baat yeh hay k iss sary forum par kisi b member ny "Raad" ko mukhatib kar k yeh nahi kaha k fatway mat do , jab aysa kisi ny kaha hi nahi to masoof apni post main above line kioun likh rahy hain ....kisi k paas koi jawab hay kia ? |
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 2:09pm |
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sweetest fatwa :)
ab yeh sochnay ki baat hai k agar meetha khanay say suger level baRh jaya karta to sweets ki baRi baRi shops ab tak weeran hochuki hoteeN
sweets ki shops isliye weeraan nahi hotiN k log samajhdaar hogaye haiN. jab koi guR khanay se mar jaye to zehar kyuN diya jaye isliye sweets aaj kal mukhalif parties ko khilai jati haiN :)
so is bar fatwa nahi request k plz 2 the point likha karo all"
yeh sahib shayad meri tarah agay ki baat peechay aur peechay ki baat agay likhatay haiN :) jumlah kuch youN samajh meiN ata hae , request hae k plz is bar fatwa nahi balkay to the point all baat likha karo.
meri samajh shareef meiN to yehi aya :)
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7720 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 2:56pm |
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guR say yaad aayaa hi maiN mar jawaaN guR khaa kay :)
koi "ahlay zobaan" iss zarbul misal ka manzar, pasay manzar, peshay manzar etc etc say agaah kartay howay 6-kaaf ko define kar sakta hai k: kia? kaun?, kiyouN?, kab? kaisay?, aur kahaaN? use kia jaa.ay |
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Diplomate
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 53 Post: 3436 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 3:29pm |
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gurr kehty hain k aik ghar main 3 sardar (sikh) bhai akathy rehty thy , wo teeno had haram aur kahal thy , ghar k kaam kaaj karny k liye unhon ny aik plan kiya , plan yeh tha k jis k jism par makhi baithy gi wo ghar k kaam nahi kary ga baqi 2 bhai karain gy
aik din inn k ghar main aik mehmaan aya to daikha k 2 bhai mil kar teesry ko kutt rehy hain uss ny waja poochi to aik bhai ny bataya k yeh sala had haram kameena roz apny jism par gurr laga kar baith jata iss liye iss par makhi baith jaati aur sary ghar k kaam humain karny parrty ....
gurr ka aik faida to kam az kam yeh b samny aya hay ..:))
baqi k b fwaied hain jaisy k sugar ka mareez agar meetha khana chahy to wo pissa howa gurr (shakar) khaa sakta hay medically proved hay k iss sy diabetics patient ka suger level nahi bharrta |
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Diplomate
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 53 Post: 3436 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 3:42pm |
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re allama k fatway re "jo fatway Canada meiN baiTh kar wahaN ki library books se istefadah kartay huwe tayar kiye jatay haiN woh yahood O nasaaraa k liye hi hotay haiN :)"
aap ki baat ko aik lehaaz sy drusat b mana ja sakta hay laiken iss baat ka dosra rukh yeh hay k allama sahib ny apny research work k liye sab sy pehly mustqil sakoonat (nationality) k liye madina (KSA) ko aik request submit ki laiken on the record hay k saudia ny yeh request refuse kar di thi , iss k baad allama sahib ko majbooran canada main sakoonat ikhtiyaar karni parri
iss ki aik waja yeh b hay k canada main diniya ki azeem tareen aur mutenad qism ki jadeed tareen library majood hay jis main taqreeban 500000 k qareeb books jo k duniya k har mozo par hain allama sahib ko dastiyaab hain
iss sy barr kar yeh k canada hakoomat ny allama sahib ko na sirf canda ki sakoonat di hay bulky iss azeem library ka incharge b banaya hay ta k allama sahib dastiyaab jadeed tareen wasayel ko broy-e-kaar laty howy jis trah ka research work karna chahain asaani sy kar sakain
abi recently allama sahib k bary main pata chala hay k wo islam ki moutbar tareen book "sahee bukhaari" ki taseeh wa tashree (sharah) likh rahay hain aur allama sahib k baqol sahee bukhaari main baishter ahadees ghalat aur man gharrt shamil hain jo k aik sazish ya kam ilmi k bina par book main shamil ki gayee hain
behar haal maryam g ap ki baat par b sarf-e-nazar nahi kiya jasakta , hsakta hay k yahood-o-nasara ki iss main b koi gehri chal majood ho , taham aik baat to clear hay k agar ahl-e-islam kisi ahl-e-ilam ki qadar nahi karain gy to wo issi trah aghyaar k hathon charr jaya karta hay , phir aghyaar janain aur ahl-e-ilam janain .... |
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Raja Taqi
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Group: Members Joined: 17th Sep, 2010 Topic: 31 Post: 2017 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Jun 2011, 7:08pm |
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Chirron k Fatway "Raja bhai ka azeem fatwa k jangi tayaari k liye chiRay aur chiRyoN ko maarnay ki practice ki jaye"
yahan sochny ki baat ye he k ager kissi pakistani chirray ko kissi ghair mulki chirriya se love ho jaye tu chirra kissi bi waqat na khushgawar halaat peda ker sakta he lehaza qoum ko hangami surt-e-haal se nimetny k liye tiyar rehna chahiye |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7720 Age:
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| Posted on:2nd Jun 2011, 3:41am |
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Allama ka "azeem kaam" .... wo islam ki moutbar tareen book "sahee bukhaari" ki taseeh wa tashree(sharah) likh rahay hain aur allama sahib k baqol sahee bukhaari main baishter ahadees ghalat aur man gharrt shamil hain jo k aik sazish ya kam ilmi k bina par book main shamil ki gayee hain....
yehi aur issi jaisay "azeemush shaan" kaamouN ka Thekah to allamah ko islam k andarooni o bairooni dushmanouN nay dia hai $$$$$$$$$$$ ki boriyouN k saath... ksa walay inhaiN bah khoobi jaantay haiN issi liyeh onhouN nay iss ghaleezh kaam k liyeh madinah jaisi mobaarak jagah makhtas karnay say inkaar kardia...zara u tube par allama ki harkataiN dekhaiN... pak ka bacha bacha mausoof ko allama paadri kahta hai... islami tareekh k shayad yeh anokhay allama haiN jinkay fatwouN ki kitaab ko ameriki yahood o nasaaraa mausoof k dastakhatouN say fakharyah alal elaan wasool kartay media nay "pakRay" haiN
khair topic kaheeN say kaheeN chalaa gaya jiskay liyeh maryam say nikkay /waDDAy donouN praaaas ki excuse karna chaahiyeh lol |
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Diplomate
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 53 Post: 3436 Age:
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| Posted on:2nd Jun 2011, 2:57pm |
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nikky wadday paraaon ki mazrat
acha g meri tarf sy b mazrat , ..:)
wadda praa g , allama sahib ko felicitate karny waly afraad / idaary / mulik ko mat daikhain , aap iss baat par focus rakhain k allama sahib hamary pakistan k deegar ulmaa ki trah jamad sakat reh kar apny ilam ko zang to nahi laga rahy na , wo musalsal harkat main hain ...:)
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:2nd Jun 2011, 5:02pm |
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Fatwoon ka Talatum.. Mera Fatwa hae ke apne Fatwoon ko light aur Homeopathic hi rehne dein. Aap ke fatway Allopathic bnte ja rahe hain q ke Thread Starter ne shuru main hi likh dia hae ke: "It is just for fun not to make someone hurt" lkn lkn sab log including thread starter iss rule ko break kr rahe hain.
Pehli baat ye ke agr aap ko Tariq Jameel pasand hae tau aap zarur pasand karein lkn aap doosre Ulmaah ko criticize q kr rahe ho. Dil aur dimagh ki jalan aur tangi barqarar rakhne ke aur bht se tareeqe hain, unhen Adopt karein lkn Ulmaah ka mazaq na urraieen. Iss forum pr Tahir ul Qadri ko maan'ne wale b mojood hain mgr unhun ne kabhi Tariq Jameel ko criticize nahi kia phr hr dafa tang nazri ka muzahira aap ki taraf se hi q kia jata hae. Apne maslak ko na chorein lkn doosrun ko chherte waqt b ehtiyat ka muzahira karein..
Doosri baat ye ke sab jaante hain chiiron ka zikr kr ke kise tang kia ja raha hae. I am also responsible for this q ke ye ibtida main ne hi ki thi lkn wo sab aik aad dafa mazaq main kia gya tha lkn aap log tau bachgana rang de kr beth gye hain aik baat ko. Bachun jesi harkatein aap logun ko zaib nahi deti hain iss liye mature nahi b hain tau apni age ke lehaz se mature ban'ne ki acting tau kr hi skte hain. Han agr larrai ka mood ho raha hae tau dobara try kr len q ke pehli dafa tau larrte larrte ho gai gumm aik ki choonch aur aik ki dumm wala moaamla tau ho hi chuka hae. Ab bachi khuchi izzat ki watt lagwaane ka shoq b farma lein.
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Diplomate
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 53 Post: 3436 Age:
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| Posted on:2nd Jun 2011, 5:48pm |
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haye rey bhimji bhimji do pakki saheliyon ki baat suno
aik ka name hay "chaaploosi" dosri ka name hay "khush'aamad" in dono saheliyon ka apis main gehra rabta / muhabbat hay jahan aik hoti hay waheen dosri b hoti hay , agar ghair hazir hoteen hain to dono aik sath , aysa kabi nahi hota k aik majood ho aur dosri ghair hazar
inn dono main koi khaas farq b nahi hay , aur uss waqat to mamooli sa farq (agar koi hay b to ) b khatam ho jata hay jab koi banda kisi "khaas shakhsiyat" k diffa main inn dono sahailiyon ko yak jaa karty howy kisi teesry ko lattarr dy....
aur mera khiyaal hay bhimji aap ny b kisi "khaas shakhsiyat" ki khatar / k kehny par kisi teesry ko latarr kar inn dono sahailiyon ko yak jaa kar diya hay ..:)) |
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Raja Taqi
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Group: Members Joined: 17th Sep, 2010 Topic: 31 Post: 2017 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Jun 2011, 4:02am |
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Bhimji Advocate wessy humein fakhar he k hamari team mein aik wakeel ki kami thi vo bi poori ho gayi ....ab hum khul ker jhang ker sakty hein kiyonke humari zamantein bila mawza fori tour per ho jaya kerein gi...
tu araz yon he wakeele safaee k jab aik thread khushi k name se open kiya giya tu uss mein khushi kam nazar ayi laiken Manafaq ziyada roshnas karwaye gay tab aap ne wahan apny koi Remarks nahi diye .kiyonke wahan Muda Aleem pakistani thay aur aap ko fees bi pakistani Rupees mein nazar ayi ..aur ab ki bar case zera improtet he zahir he fees bi Asterling mein nazar aa rahi ho gi....LoL.
Wakeele safaee ...aap ka hokam sar aankhon per laiken ham sab apni apni adaat se majboor hein ...hehe
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Jun 2011, 5:53am |
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MutasimBil
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Group: Members Joined: 14th Aug, 2008 Topic: 2 Post: 17 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Jun 2011, 8:02am |
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edited ....edited....
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Raja Taqi
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Group: Members Joined: 17th Sep, 2010 Topic: 31 Post: 2017 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Jun 2011, 12:46pm |
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Ehlan-e-Jhang ".ya to brain tomar ka ilzam aap pe ae ga ya phir heart attack ka aur phir sihat yabi k bad aik naya nam,aik nai pehchan lekin bat wohi...he he he"
Ab ki bar na brain tumer ka khadsha he na heart attack ka khatra ...kiyonke USA,Germany, China aur in ki Itehadi Foujein amny samny hon gi pichly kuch dinon se jhangi tiyariyan mokamal ker li gayi hein iss war mein USA aur China k ishtrak se tiyar kiye gaye mizalon ka tajurba bi kiya jaye ga,Sialkot border per bi mizile nusab ker diye gaye hein,First operation mein Jhang ki ibteda aik Moulana Sahib kerein gay jin ka rukh Faislabad ki janab ho ga.IInd opration mein USA,China,Sialkot aik sath Aitmi war karyen gay jin ka rukh KSA ki janab ho ga, Fojiyon k khany peeny mein jangli parindon ka intezam bi ker diya giya he... |
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