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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Aug 2009, 9:24am |
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 chota latifa
aik badsha tha .............................."ohda pana sigtan da khookha si" |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2009, 4:13am |
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 insan
goodddddddddddddd |
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s4u |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 97 Post: 5354 Age:
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| Posted on:5th Jul 2010, 12:22am |
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 Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai.. ?
American:
Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai.. ?
Pakistani: 1 Mahine Me
American: Hamare Mulk Me t0 2 Hafty Me Ban Jati Hai
Th0ra Agay Jane K Baad Phir P00cha: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai
Paki: Sirf 2 Hafty Me
American B0la: Hamare Mulk Me t0 3 Din Me Ban Jati Hai
Habib Bank Plaza K Paas Sy Guzarte Hue American B0la: Ye Building
Kitne Din Me Bani ?
Paki Gusse Sy: Pata Nhi Subha Tak t0 Nhi Thi |
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sanju |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Mar, 2009 Topic: 0 Post: 25 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Jul 2010, 7:22am |
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mobile ak pthan ne dusre pthan se kaha yaar mery jume ki namaz nikal gayee dusra bola kiu pehla bola yaar imama sahab bole apne apne mobile band kardo mera mobile ghar par tha me wo band karne gaya wapas aya to namaaz ho chuki thi |
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gustakh |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Oct, 2008 Topic: 8 Post: 168 Age:
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| Posted on:25th Jul 2010, 5:47pm |
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TIPU SAYS
Shair (Lion) ki ek din ki jeet kangaroos ki 15 sala jeet se behtar hai.
By: TIPU SULMAN BUTT |
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baby_90 |
Group: Members Joined: 17th Sep, 2010 Topic: 1 Post: 84 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Sep 2010, 12:45pm |
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lol hehehehe i love pathan's joke |
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shirzama |
Group: Members Joined: 16th Sep, 2010 Topic: 2 Post: 42 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:19pm |
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dad son bap betay se: beta aik glass pani da do
wo bola nahi donga...mai game khel raha hon
dosra beta bola abu ye bohat bad tamem hai...ap khud pe lan... |
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shirzama |
Group: Members Joined: 16th Sep, 2010 Topic: 2 Post: 42 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:20pm |
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2 minds 2 briliant minds
aik sardar or pathan pani penay gae...glass ulta rakha tha...
pathan bola oye iska mun to band hai
sardar" nechay se bhi tota hua hai....
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shirzama |
Group: Members Joined: 16th Sep, 2010 Topic: 2 Post: 42 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:24pm |
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teacher teacher boys se: aik tarf paisa ha or aik tarf dimagh. kia lo gay
boy: paisa
teacher"pagal mai hoti to dimagh latee
boy" zahir hai jis k pas jo nhi hota wohi lata hai |
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shirzama |
Group: Members Joined: 16th Sep, 2010 Topic: 2 Post: 42 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:27pm |
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pathan aik pathan namaz parh raha tha
oske braber dosray admi kise ko kah raha tha: ye khan sahib bohat nnaik han, 5 waqt namaz pahtay han, kabhi gali nhi datay, Allah Allah kartay han
pathan bola: haj bhi kia hua hai...... |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:40pm |
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 shaikh sahib
buhat ho geya yeh pathan aur sardar...abb shaikh sahib ki bari hey..:)
aik shaikh larrki apny shaikh boy friend sy boli raat ko jab sab ghar waly so jaien gy to main uper wali manzal sy gali main aik sikka (coin) phainku gi tum ooper ajana...
raat k 1:00 bajy shaikhni my sikka neechy phainka aur intzaar karny lagi .....kafi dair k bad jab shaikh sahib ooper aye to larrki ny poocha itni dair sy kahan thy.?
shaikh sahib ny keha main wo sikka dhoond raha tha......larrki boli wo tumhain kaisy mil sakta tha ....wo to main ny dhaga bandh kar neechy phainka tha....lol |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:45pm |
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shaikh sahib shaikh sahib aik din apny dost sy apny bachoon k bary main azhar-e-afsoss karty howey keh rehy thy k mery bachy buhat fazool kharach ho gaye hain ...
dost ny poocha wo kaisy...shaikh sahib boly k mery bachy roz qulfi (ice slice) mangty thy main ny tang aker lakrri ki barri sy qulfi bana kar sehan k beech main garrh di...ta k bachy issy hi chat'ty rahain aur asli qulfi ki zid na karain...
dost bola istarh sy tumhairy bachy fazool kharch kaisy ho gaye ...??shaikh sahib ny keha k unn kameenoo ny abb wo qulfi b chaat chaat kar khatam kar di hey.....aik mah pehly hi to lagaiee thi.....lol
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:48pm |
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shaikh sahib shaikh sahib ghar ki chothi manzal sy neechy gir gaye ...ooper sy girty waqt unn ki nazar ghar ki doosri manzal main apni begum par parri jo rotiyaan paka rehi thi............shaikh sahib girty girty zoor sy challay.......ary ey bhagwaan aik roti kam pakana...lol |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Sep 2010, 1:55pm |
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shaikh sahib shaikh sahib aik darzi ki dokaan par gaye ..poocha k aik patloon ki kitni salaiee (salaiee ki ujrat) hey..?? ...jawab mila k 200 rupy .....shaikh sahib ny poocha k lambaiee kitni ho gi ...?? jawab mila k 41 inch......shaikh ny dobara poocha k aik niker ki saliee aur lambaiee kia hey..??
jawab mila k salaiee 40 rupy aur lambaie 23 inch......shaikh sahib kaprra pakrraty howey darzi sy boly.....miyaan niker hi see do ..laiken lambaiee zara 41 inch hi rakhna ......lol |
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s4u |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 97 Post: 5354 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Sep 2010, 4:37am |
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kha ley putar
Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
"hun me ae roti nae khani"
Sardar:
..."Kha ly putar choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c"
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Sep 2010, 3:46am |
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good bohat achjay jokes sunaye ja rahey hain :-)
very very nice...keep it up |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Sep 2010, 1:54pm |
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plastic aik sardaar ji Doctor k paas gaye aur poocha k plastic surgery k kitny paisy lagty hain ....Doctor sahib ny jawab diya....2 lakh rupy
sadar g boly ....agar plastic apna howey ty fir..? lol |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Oct 2010, 1:07pm |
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talluqaat aik fouji ko doran-e-jang chutti ki zarorat mehosos ho gaye ...wo commander k pass geya bola sir hafty ki chutti chahiye...
commander bola zamana jang main No chutti..!!!! fouji bola sir urgent hey..!!! commander ny keha agar urgent hey to jao India k 2 Tank ley kar aoo to chutti mil jaye gi....fouji bhaga howa geya aur aik ghanty k baad India sy 2 Tank ley aya
commander ny hairani sy pocha oye yeh kaisy kiya ...??? fouji bola sir talluqaat ki bat hey ...asal main jab India k foujiyon ki chutti ki zarorat hoti hey to wo hamary Tank ley jaty hain........simple |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Oct 2010, 1:09pm |
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college sardar g ny aik college open kiya ......laiken kisi ny b uss main dakhla na liya ...sab confused thy.................................why...???
college ka name tha ......"WOMAN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS"....
g o sardara............. |
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s4u |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 97 Post: 5354 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Oct 2010, 4:25pm |
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nice joke
"sadar g boly ....agar plastic apna howey ty fir..? lol"
lolzzz.phir doctor ne kia kaha?
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