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khoobsurat |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Jul, 2007 Topic: 32 Post: 326 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Dec 2007, 12:21am |
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 Pakistani Urdu Jokes
maa (kitchen se) : beta, tumhara chota bhai ro kiyu raha hai? beta: mama, mai apne biscuit kha raha hoon aur us ko nahi de raha hoon, es liye ro raha hai. maa: beta, us ke apne biscuit kahan gaye, mai ne usko bhi to diye the? beta: jab mai woh kha raha tha, yeh tab bhi ro raha tha :) ****************************************************** husband, wife dinner ke liye ek hotel mai gaye. wahan ek larki ne husband ko hello kaha: wife: kon thi yeh.......??? husband: tum zada demagh kharab mat karo........ abhi to us ko bhi batana hai ke tum kon ho???????? ******************************************************** Gaon ke school ki chatt gir gaii, deewarein toot gaen, darwaazey khirkiyaan ghayab hogaye, classes mai students ke alawa awara kuttey bhi akar bethne aur letne lage. ek din master jee ne class room mai ghuste hi kaha: kam se kam es brown kuttey ko to bahir nikal do, yeh kambakht 3 saal se ek hi class attend kar raha hai.....
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:20th May 2009, 7:58am |
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 joke
ek couple ek car main drive kar rahe they, achanak ek donkey un k rastey main aa gaia, husband ghussa ho kar bv se bola... "apne rishta daar ko kaho k raastey se hat jaie"
bv ne door se sar bahar kar k zor se kaha, "O devar ji, zara rasta to dejie" |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:21st May 2009, 5:08am |
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hehehe lols teacher: batao beta wo kon si cheez hai jo tum roz dekhtey ho but tor nahi sktey...?
student: miss ap ka muun ;-) |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd May 2009, 5:51am |
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haaha wah bhai maza aa gaia.....
kia baat keh di student ne...............:) |
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made4u |
Group: Members Joined: 12th Aug, 2008 Topic: 11 Post: 439 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd May 2009, 7:41am |
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lolol@dever jee night bijli chali gayi : PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY: oye kam se kam pankha to chala day. BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat ¦ pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi?... |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd May 2009, 8:07am |
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bus chali.... bus achanak rawaana ho gaie, jis k waja se ek larka ek larki par gir gaia...
larki: bad tameez! kia kar rahe ho?
larka: ji main commerce college se B.Com kar raha hoon.. |
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waseem08 |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Apr, 2009 Topic: 13 Post: 1304 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd May 2009, 8:49am |
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shuru rakhu pathan ki girlfriend neosko msg kia ''i miss you''bhut dair sochne,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,k bad pathan ne jwab biya ''i student you'' |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd May 2009, 2:41am |
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lols insan ki 4 mothers hoti hain
1 jis ne paida kiya
1 jis ne paala
1 us ki sasoo maan
aur 1 wo jis k bare mein ammi kehti hain...
"Ae raati 2 bajey keri maan nal gallan kerda ayn" |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:24th May 2009, 1:00pm |
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ek khatarnak khabar pakistan k ek city, Lahore main operation shoro ho gaia hai.
Allah khair kare, halaat yahan tak pohonch gaie.
kuch der bad pata chale ga
k
larka
howa
ya
larki???????? lolzzzzzzzz |
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s4u |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 97 Post: 5354 Age:
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| Posted on:25th May 2009, 9:37pm |
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Chcha Hazoor
very funny
"Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari
Qurbani de k hasil kya he or me
yahan isi lye aya hun ta'ake us
Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."
(JANAB ASIF ZARDARI.)
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:26th May 2009, 1:18am |
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once once a journalist asked Meera:
what type of roles do u prefer?
Meera answered:
wese to mujhey chicken role pasand hai
magar
kabhi kabhi beef role bhi kha leti hun |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:29th May 2009, 6:23am |
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hehehe waah.... nice joke
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waseem08 |
Group: Members Joined: 27th Apr, 2009 Topic: 13 Post: 1304 Age:
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| Posted on:29th May 2009, 7:53am |
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do pathan do pathan mrgay to frishta aya phle se pocha k tmhara nam kia hy wo bola k ikhlas frishte ne kaha k sura ikhlas sonao osne jldi se sonadi wo bach gaya.
phr frishte ne dosre se pocha k tumhara nam kia hy wo ghbra k bola nam to yaseen hy likin pyar se log mujhe kuser bolate hein..D.. |
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System |
Group: Members Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008 Topic: 40 Post: 2266 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Jun 2009, 11:28pm |
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hahahaha very funny... all members keep it up
Sunny commerce college ki bari achi explanation ki hai... hehehehe.. |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 7:47am |
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Joke World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 7:48am |
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Idiot Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No. |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 7:49am |
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Pagal 1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na?
American:Nahi me american hun
Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho
American:nahi mai American hun
Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho
American:han han me Japanese hoon
Pagal:lagte to amrican ho |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 7:50am |
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sardar Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya
Us Ka Dimag Ghooma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola
Ab Kato
Salo
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“Sab Ke Sab Marogery”
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 7:54am |
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Dua 1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi
To Maa ne pucha:Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga?
Larki:me ne apne liye to kuch b nhi
Han aap k liye DAMAD manga hai |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:00am |
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Kam Marks Baap:
Itne kam marks?
2 thappar lagne chahiye
Beta:
Han papa
main nay tou us kameenay master ka ghar bhi dekh lia hai |
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