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zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 10:47am
 

sms

any other ...................
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 9:39am
 

sms

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ch Babar Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2007  Topic: 32  Post: 1873  Age:  40  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 10:35am
 

yes Zeb

Khufnaak andheri raat ke sannatay main eik bhoot doosre bhoot ko samjha raha tha " BHai ghabra mat, ye sab tere dimagh ka wehem hae, Pathan-Wathan kuch nahi hota"
saim1 Group: Members  Joined: 23rd May, 2008  Topic: 44  Post: 2214  Age:  36  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 11:09pm
 

heee heeee

very funny babar bhai
ch Babar Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2007  Topic: 32  Post: 1873  Age:  40  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 11:18pm
 

Saima

thanks, koi pathan is ko serious na le , ye to eik tarah ka mazaq hae.
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 11:28pm
 

Babar bhai

very funny aap barre arsay k baad apni form main wapas aye hain:)

ch Babar Group: Members  Joined: 15th Jul, 2007  Topic: 32  Post: 1873  Age:  40  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 11:36pm
 

Maryam

ji, main to form main wapis aana chahta hoon, Bewaqoof rasta rok leta hae:)
Maryam Group: Members  Joined: 17th May, 2008  Topic: 27  Post: 4679  Age:  30  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 11:38pm
 

Babar bhai

aap ko pata hae bewaqoof bhai ne apnay fav members main aap ka name liya hae:)
zamu Group: Members  Joined: 06th Oct, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 78  Age:  27  
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Posted on:7th Oct 2008, 6:22pm
 

Some Urdu SMS

some of SMS i chosen.

New Names of Indian team

1)Rascal Uthapa

2)Soumbery Ganguly

3)Sucking Tendulkar

4)Ravan Dravid

5)Yemraj SIngh

6)Mahender Dummi

7)A Ziddi Agarkar

8)Shame wag

9)Zeher Khan

10)Hajaam Singh

11)Mangaj Patel
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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.

Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
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Two cats to Shraabi chuha:- Ajj tainu Khan nu Ji Karda.
Chuha answered :- Chaped na kha lai, main is lai kuch nahi kehnda ke lok kehenge ki ik talli chuhe 2 jananiyaan kutt ditiyaan.
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Santa Asks Taxi Driver: Golden temple jaaoge?



Taxi driver : haan jaaunga.



Santa ne jeb se Polythene nikali aur kaha : Wapsi pe mere liye langar le aana.!!
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The real meaning of WIFE:
W = Wonderful
I = Item
F = For
E = Entertainment
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Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
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Teacher asks a Computer Student:
What are the 3 latest versions of java?
Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil,
kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java
Veer Group: Members  Joined: 12th Oct, 2011  Topic: 85  Post: 4723  Age:  31  
Posted on:7th Oct 2008, 6:25pm
 

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