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H/dr_Qasim
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Sep, 2010 Topic: 185 Post: 6553 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Apr 2010, 6:07pm |
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 Funny Urdu Poetry...!!!
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aai Nazar Ek Larki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath The
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarha Ka Pyar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andherey Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagny Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aisy
Nucleus K Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaisy
Us Din Hamary Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Usky Daddy Sy Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaisey Sodium Bharak Uthy
Woh Bole Hosh Mein Aao Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold K Sath
Yeh Sun Kar Tuta Hamary Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahy Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pe Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamary Dil K Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gai Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan
Aur Hum Phirty Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarhan
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Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein
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Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Who TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Who Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani
Who College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Who chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Who jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Who chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,
Who padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Who chehre ki laali, who aankhon kaa gussaa
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani..
Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Who project ki Khatir - tha Dar Dar bhataknaa ,
Who lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Who sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Who submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Who vivas ke kisse, who pracs ki kahani....
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani.
Who dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Who doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Who seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Who workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,
Who slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko ?" tha bechain hona,
Who teekha samosa, who thanda s AAA paani..
College ki thi - who lambi is raatein,
Who d oston se tapre pe - pyaari is Baatein;
Who gathering ke din ka Jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Who kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi
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H/dr_Qasim
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Sep, 2010 Topic: 185 Post: 6553 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Apr 2010, 6:48pm |
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anwar mashood , Bunan
banen len jaandeo
banen le ke aandeo
paandeo te pendi nai
laandeo te lendi nai
le jaave te dooji waari
paan jo gi rendi nai
banen mai diyan ga !!!!
pao ge to pe jaaye
lao ge te le jaaye
le jaaye te dooji waari
paan jo gi reh jaaye
banen meri vadhiya
banen meri top di
vaddian noo poori aaye
nikeyaan de naap di
chhez huve asli
te moo'on paee boldi
thoop nalo gori lage
rassi utte doldi
jinne varrey chao tussi ais noon ha'ndaa lo
pher paanve bachayaan da jhaangia bana lo
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H/dr_Qasim
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Sep, 2010 Topic: 185 Post: 6553 Age:
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| Posted on:21st Apr 2010, 6:11pm |
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Tera mera jor vee kee
Meah ek Jungli pando Tu mothyaar gulaabaayn dee Teraa meraa Jor vee kee Meah ek Kissaan daa put-tur Tu Rashi afsur dee thi-hee Tera Mera jor vee keee Meah khoky tay Sigurat phokaan Toou Marriott wech chaaa peee Tera Mera jor vee keee Meah ek ek shirt noo Thoo Thoo Pawaan Tery jory punji teee 25-30 Tera mera jor vee kee Meah mur mur B.A keetaa Tou computer wech M.S.C Tera mera jor vee keee Tery pichy soh-huny mondy Mery pichy C. I.D Tera mera jor vee kee Saanoo University Poch-daa koi naaa Tery pich-aay saary geee Tera mera jor vee kee Tery Nazaaa Nukhroo naaloo Sanoo chungi cha-chy dee Thi-hee Tera mera jor vee kee ---------
Moj say phelly see Mohabat mery mehboob na maang
abi tu na bejli nay na cheni hy naa ataa hy
Hur sooo phalaa ek sun-nataaa hay
na petrol hay na gaass or na koi kaaam
mujy say phaly see mobabat mery mehboob na mang
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Bewaqoof
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Group: Members Joined: 19th Sep, 2010 Topic: 264 Post: 4510 Age:
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| Posted on:4th May 2010, 3:27pm |
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funny urdu poetry Shaadian un ki h0 gain jinko na tha aqal -o-shahoor…
Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte.
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Diplomate
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 53 Post: 3428 Age:
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| Posted on:4th May 2010, 3:34pm |
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 funny urdu poetry
"Shaadian un ki h0 gain jinko na tha aqal -o-shahoor…
Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte."
Nikah ka kuch taluq nahi aqal-o-sha'aoor sy bus yeh to apni apni qismat ki baat hey
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H/dr_Qasim
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Sep, 2010 Topic: 185 Post: 6553 Age:
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| Posted on:4th May 2010, 4:00pm |
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funny urdu poetry Ye jo Tera Hosun-o-Jumaal haay saara makup kaa Kum-maal hay |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5402 Age:
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| Posted on:5th May 2010, 12:29am |
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 re
nice sharing |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 131 Post: 7842 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Jun 2010, 6:55am |
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ڈاکٹر سے ہے لازمی پرہیز
ہے غلط گر گمان میں کچھ ہے
تجھ سِوا بھی جہان میں کچھ ہے
(خواجہ میر درد)
وہ جو اٹکے ہوئے کھجور میں ہیں
مان لیں آسمان میں کچھ ہے
نقل کرنے پہ جب ہے پابندی
فائدہ امتحان میں کچھ ہے
ڈاکٹر سے ہے لازمی پرہیز
جان ہے تو جہان میں کچھ ہے
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 131 Post: 7842 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Jun 2010, 3:31am |
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میں بھی بچوں والی ہوں لوگ تو رہتے ہیں ہر لمحے ، ٹوہ میں ایسی باتوں کی
پیار محبت کے ہیں دشمن ، دل کے ایسے کالے ہیں
دیکھئے کچھ محتاط ہی رہئے اس جاسوس زمانے سے
میں بھی بچوں والی ہوں اور آپ بھی بچوں والے ہیں
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 131 Post: 7842 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Jun 2010, 3:39am |
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bay zameer حسن کو احتیاط لازم ہے
ہر نظر پارسا نہیں ہوتی
حسنِ آیاتِ قرآنی اللہ اللہ
بے ضمیروں سے ہیں پردہ کرتی |
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Maryam
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Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 27 Post: 4679 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Jun 2010, 7:59am |
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 hahahah
really very funny :) |
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